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[QUOTE="starmummy:765845"]I was working the graveyard shift at the gas station the other night and I had to shit really bad (I don't know why, all I ate was one of those new blue raspberry mountain dews and a jalapeno cheddar and beef stick combo). Anyway, I ran to the bathroom and the shit just kept coming. it wouldn't stop. Next thing I know, I hear "BEEP BEEP", someone was at the drop box ringing the buzzer to pay for gas (we keep the doors locked during the overnight shift). I had to wad up a huge bunch of toilet paper and jam it between my asscheeks to avoid filling my undies with spackle. After the guy pays for gas, I run back to the toilet, drop my pants, sit and instantly begin painting the porcelain again. All of a sudden...BEEP BEEP. Another fucker was at the drop box. I go through the same routine and finally make it back and finish shitting. When I was done, I had to have used a half roll of TP. I even had to wet the toilet paper to get the poo glue/TP mixture off of my butthole.[/QUOTE]
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