Thank you the intenet, I think I'm done[views:2876][posts:34]______________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:37am - the_reverend ""] just saw a picture of a guy having sex with a dolphin. thank you and good night. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:44am - chillywillywongaface ""] Ha,ha,ha! Who take fun,fun,fun time? Blow hole bad evil and no. |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:52am - Granny_Monster ""] There was a website with very detailed instructions on how to go about having sex with a dolphin. The incredibly serious tone in which it was written was amusing, but at the same time, very, very sad. |
| ________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:53am - xmikex ""] "You wanna see a guy with a mullet fuck a watermellon?" |
| _________________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:54am - Conservationist ""] post pics please |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:13am - the_reverend ""] i31 . tinypic . com / 2iibz0n . jpg |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:15am - largefreakatzero ""] FAIL. Pics or it didn't happen. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:15am - KadoogaNaturalBall ""] hahahaha god damn that's funny. are those spaces so your work doesn't catch onto your beastiality habits? |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:20am - largefreakatzero ""] It was blocked at work, so I used my phone. That's just not right. |
| _______________________________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:27am - thuringwethil at the library ""] [img] TIKA! . . . hey, wait! get that out of me!:HUMP: |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 29,2008 10:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:"You wanna see a guy with a mullet fuck a watermellon?" LULZ |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2008 10:30am - Yeti ""] do you talk to ze dolphin? does he call you at hooome? |
| ________________________________________ [May 29,2008 11:53am - UnEaRtHeD667 ""] I watched this whole program on National Geographic entitled 'The Dark Side of Dolphins' and let me tell you, dolphins are total assholes. So here's the deal, male dolphins travel in packs of two. These males want to get laid, and so they trap a female between them and keep her captive for up to a month, having sex with her as they please. If she tries to get away, they will beat her with their snouts and fins. When you see large groups of them it's just a bunch of these two packs of males joining together to keep captive a few females so that they can gang rape her. The females hate it and try to get away but then get beaten up. If and when the female gives birth she won't want to have sex while protecting her young, and so males will gang up and try in some instatnces to kill the baby inorder to have sex with the mother. Bottom line, dolphins are assholes. According to marine biolgoists dolphins could have normal courtship and sex, but the males choose not to they prefer gang rape. Dolphins are assholes. |
| _______________________________________ [May 29,2008 11:56am - the_reverend ""] dolphins are some people's heros. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 11:58am - sxealex ""] ahahahahaahahahahaha |
| ________________________________________________________ [May 29,2008 12:43pm - thuringwethil at the library ""] They call him Flipper, Flipper |
| ___________________________________________ [May 29,2008 2:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] I read a penthouse forum letter about fucking dolphin once. It was rivetting. |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2008 3:19pm - narkybark ""] what do you do, bang the blowhole? |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2008 4:40pm - DYA / NLI ""] "Well Chris, let me tell you what its not for, and when I do you'll understand why I'm never allowed back at Sea World." |
| ______________________________ [May 29,2008 5:22pm - blue ""] Granny_Monster said:There was a website with very detailed instructions on how to go about having sex with a dolphin. The incredibly serious tone in which it was written was amusing, but at the same time, very, very sad. i remember this, quite hilarious. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 5:59pm - Hungtableed ""] i don't believe you. make way with the fuckin pictures, we're all grown ups here. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 6:00pm - the_reverend ""] i did post the picture. i want msd to mspaint me a version of it. |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 6:04pm - Hungtableed ""] I'm slow and retarded and therefor anything I say deserves a handicap. I think the photo is fake in my honest opinion. |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2008 6:05pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] the_reverend said:a guy having sex with a dolphin. "I am the dolphin spray hole fucker" is a song title. And there's... http://www.myspace.com/dolphinrape |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2008 7:35pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] so uh...why were you looking at a beastiality site? |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2008 8:36pm - the_reverend ""] sadly, it was a random links site and not my usualy beastiality sites. |
| __________________________________ [May 29,2008 9:42pm - Grizloch ""] Rompeprop rules, but does not apply in this situation, thats a dolphin vagina fucker |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 12:19am - Conservationist ""] HOT |
| ___________________________________________ [May 30,2008 12:31am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] The logistics of this situation are baffling. i don't see how the human can be on bottom if he's gotta come up every few seconds to breath. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:45am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] UnEaRtHeD667 said:I watched this whole program on National Geographic entitled 'The Dark Side of Dolphins' and let me tell you, dolphins are total assholes. So here's the deal, male dolphins travel in packs of two. These males want to get laid, and so they trap a female between them and keep her captive for up to a month, having sex with her as they please. If she tries to get away, they will beat her with their snouts and fins. When you see large groups of them it's just a bunch of these two packs of males joining together to keep captive a few females so that they can gang rape her. The females hate it and try to get away but then get beaten up. If and when the female gives birth she won't want to have sex while protecting her young, and so males will gang up and try in some instatnces to kill the baby inorder to have sex with the mother. Bottom line, dolphins are assholes. According to marine biolgoists dolphins could have normal courtship and sex, but the males choose not to they prefer gang rape. Dolphins are assholes. dude that is so biased. obviously those marine biologists are total feminazis. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 1:47am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:The logistics of this situation are baffling. i don't see how the human can be on bottom if he's gotta come up every few seconds to breath. So, anyone got any insight on this? of course I'm just, uh, curious about the right way to have sex with a dolphin. In fact, I'm actually asking for my friend. He's a reverend. |
| ______________________________________ [May 30,2008 8:39am - the_reverend ""] what you talking bout? I more than read dolphinsex.org when it was up. I also find it funny that you need to breath every few seconds. |
| _________________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:47am - Conservationist ""] Don't insult Nazis by comparing them to stupid feminists, plz |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 10:11am - Kadooganucleus ""] This picture made for some awkward Applebee's conversation last night. "Wait, but...what?" "You're a creep." and so on and so forth. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 10:26am - Conservationist ""] http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html |