Apologies for accidentally raping your mom[views:978][posts:2]_________________________________________ [May 30,2008 9:46am - Conservationist ""] I was completely drunk and high on PCP, and she looked exactly like the meter maid I've been planning on slamming for weeks. She was probably pretty confused when I threw the trenchcoat over her head and rushed her into the alley, but afterwards, she accepted my apology with grace. I can't promise to never get that drunk, high on dust, and rapish again because, hey, you know me. But, I'll try to avoid areas where your mom might be when she needs a late night pint of pistachio almond. Sorry again. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2008 10:12am - Kadooganucleus ""] hahaha that's okay. Good luck with Rita. |
| _____________________________________ [May 30,2008 10:15am - GodlessRob ""] I feel more sorry for YOU, then I do my mom. Fucking gross. My dad hasn't hit that shit in 15 years and there is a reason. Get yourself checked bro. |