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Sometimes I get stoned and order pizza...

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[Jun 3,2008 11:09pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""]
So I went online to order Domino's tonight. I know I've ordered before, and it asks me to log in. I could not remember what the fuck my username thingy was. I tried a few guesses, but no luck. I plugged in my email and waited for it to retrieve my information and send it to me. When the email arrived, it said:

Your username is: Fuckinpizzawoohoo


:spineyes:
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[Jun 3,2008 11:33pm - joey umbrella  ""]
haha
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[Jun 4,2008 5:53am - deadlikemurf ""]
i lol'd
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[Jun 4,2008 6:56am - archaeon ""]
hahaha thats awesome
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[Jun 4,2008 8:28am - the_reverend ""]
why did i think you stopped smoking
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[Jun 4,2008 10:03am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
It would be good if they had to call you by your login name when they showed up at your house.
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[Jun 4,2008 10:18am - DYA / NLI  ""]
"Umm, we have a pizza here for 'FROST3D_BUTTSLOLOLOLOLOLOLHEATHLEDGER'"...
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[Jun 4,2008 10:36am - Yeti ""]
hahahaha that happens to me all the time.
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[Jun 4,2008 10:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahah
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[Jun 4,2008 10:56am - cav nli  ""]
haha. funny story. but dude get a new pizza place! dominos is the worst. if only a good pizza place had all those online options.
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[Jun 4,2008 10:58am - xmikex ""]
I am officially choking back lolz in my office.

"I've got a large Pineapple and anchovie here for 'NIGGASPLOOGE_14_88' that'll be $10.99"
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[Jun 4,2008 10:59am - the_reverend ""]
icweener
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[Jun 4,2008 11:35am - ellesarusrex ""]
what ever happened to order pizza by telephone?
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[Jun 4,2008 11:46am - SkinSandwich ""]
Papa Johns does the online thing too, but they suck too.
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[Jun 4,2008 11:47am - the_reverend ""]
fuck you. papa johns's garlic butter sauce ftw
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[Jun 4,2008 11:51am - cav nli  ""]
one time i went on the dominos site cus my sister was telling me about it. you can choose how much cheese and how much sauce you want plus how light or dark you want it cooked. its pretty rediculous. not sure if they still do that but thats a cool idea.
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[Jun 4,2008 12:04pm - mortalis ""]
domino's thin crust is actually pretty good. waaaaaay better than their regular pizza.
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[Jun 4,2008 12:16pm - largefreakatzero ""]
You folks ingest some horrendous shit.
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[Jun 4,2008 12:23pm - C.dEAD  ""]

largefreakatzero said:You folks ingest some horrendous shit.


Thank you. Finally someone understands eating this crap sucks. Dominos? Papa Johns? Fucking horrible pizza and food. Just order from a place where they actually make their own pizza, likely cheaper and doesn't come out of a box. You will be a happy boy/girl.
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[Jun 4,2008 12:35pm - xmikex ""]

ellesarusrex said:what ever happened to order pizza by telephone?


what the fuck is a telephone?
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[Jun 4,2008 12:38pm - Yeti ""]

the_reverend said:fuck you. papa johns's garlic butter sauce ftw


amen.
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[Jun 4,2008 12:42pm - mOe ""]
yea, i'd have to say that out of all the pizza chains, that papa johns is on top
but i do prefer getting local pizza shop pizza
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[Jun 4,2008 12:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
i wish i could use telepathy to order pizza.
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[Jun 4,2008 3:24pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""]

largefreakatzero said:You folks ingest some horrendous shit.


Dude, I RUN a pizza place. I know all about making good pizza. I made the dudes in pillory drive out of their way once in NY because I insisted on going to Lombardi's for a pie.

The thread title says it all. I was stoned, and Domino's delivers.
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[Jun 4,2008 3:31pm - aril  ""]
Make a specialty pizza flavor called Power Metal Pizza. (not knocking it) Just has a nice ring to it.
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[Jun 4,2008 3:51pm - diarrhea_blumps nli  ""]
i love pizza that is round like the frozen Siberian moon ever gazing upon my heaving chest as my vacant stare pierces the cold void of night
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[Jun 4,2008 3:54pm - largefreakatzero ""]

ArrowHeadNLI said:
largefreakatzero said:You folks ingest some horrendous shit.


Dude, I RUN a pizza place. I know all about making good pizza. I made the dudes in pillory drive out of their way once in NY because I insisted on going to Lombardi's for a pie.

The thread title says it all. I was stoned, and Domino's delivers.



It wasn't really aimed at your original post (which was pretty funny -- it is completely acceptable to be stoned and eat bad food), but rather the thread turned into how "delicious" Dominos and Papa Johns is.
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[Jun 4,2008 3:54pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Garlic sauce is chubacabre pee.
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[Jun 4,2008 3:59pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""]
Let's put it this way. I ordered Domino's yesterday, and I was reading the "I hate shitting at work" thread today. Y'know what I mean?
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[Jun 4,2008 4:07pm - the_reverend ""]
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