If metal bands were races...[views:1463][posts:16]__________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 11:00am - Conservationist ""] Burzum = North Chinese Morbid Angel = The French Slayer = Americans Von = African-Americans Death = Israel and finally... Opeth = mixed-race (and gay) |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 11:02am - the_reverend ""] this thread lost me. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 11:02am - Conservationist ""] Opeth = Barack Obama + RuPaul |
| ________________________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 11:06am - thuringwethil at the library ""] hmm. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 11:07am - RustyPS ""] riiiiiiiiiiiiight |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 11:14am - dreadkill ""] black metal equals niggas nu metal/metalcore/deathcore slam stuff equals wiggas death metal equals sasquatches and rednecks thrash equals latinos prog metal dream theatery stuff equals white people |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 1:13pm - guy ""] dreadkill said:thrash equals latinos:NEWHORNS::NEWHORNS::NEWHORNS: |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 1:27pm - anonymous ""] can someone tell this guy to stop posting stupid shit |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 1:57pm - goatcatalyst ""] anonymous said:can someone tell this guy to stop posting stupid shit be nice to him... he's autistic |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 2:29pm - BSV ""] I fully support the Morbid Angel statement. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 2:46pm - dreadkill ""] some of his posts are actually funny |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:08pm - tylor ""] dreadkill said: thrash equals latinos hahaha this made me laugh |
| ______________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:17pm - Yeti ""] dreadkill said:death metal equals sasquatches dude a band full of wookie-like behemoths would make the most crushing death metal. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:45pm - infect ""] what about a band full of yeti's? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:54pm - swamplorddvm ""] Death? huh? How? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 3:58pm - dreadkill ""] i said sasquatches because of glen benton's recent bigfoot encounter. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 12,2008 4:06pm - Conservationist ""] goatcatalyst said:be nice to him... he's autistic you mean "artistic," amirite? |