"Thriller" Zombies
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[Jun 18,2008 11:11am - aril ""]
Howcome Michael Jackson's Thriller Zombies look better than every zombie in the movies today?
Watched the video last night and it baffles my mind.
[Jun 18,2008 11:16am - ellesarusrex ""]
bc mj is the man
[Jun 18,2008 11:30am - thuringwethil ""]
zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school
[Jun 18,2008 11:36am - handinjury ""]
thuringwethil said:zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school
Thats the way it should be not these newer movies with the zombies all athletic an shit. Some of those people (pre-zombie) where lazy fucks that sat on the couch, but once they become zombies they are tri-athalon stars, whatever.
[Jun 18,2008 11:37am - largefreakatzero ""]
Pedo-zombies rule.
[Jun 18,2008 12:21pm - mOe @ home ""]
handinjury said:
thuringwethil said:zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school
Thats the way it should be not these newer movies with the zombies all athletic an shit. Some of those people (pre-zombie) where lazy fucks that sat on the couch, but once they become zombies they are tri-athalon stars, whatever.
yea, with super human strength
[Jun 18,2008 12:48pm - aril ""]
zombies that dance > zombies with super-human strength
[Jun 18,2008 1:23pm - Yeti ""]
handinjury said:
thuringwethil said:zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school
Thats the way it should be not these newer movies with the zombies all athletic an shit. Some of those people (pre-zombie) where lazy fucks that sat on the couch, but once they become zombies they are tri-athalon stars, whatever.
i agree, but there is something terrifying about a zombie that runs full speed and never gets tired. if the zombie apocalypse happens, or i should say when it happens, if they are slow, i'll stand and fight. if they are fast, suicide it is.
[Jun 18,2008 3:41pm - thuringwethil ""]
yeah but the idea behind the original menace was that there's so damn many of them! you could shoot them all day, eventually you'd run out of ammo, get surrounded, and eaten up nom-nom-nom
[Jun 18,2008 3:42pm - starmummy ""]
Two words: Rick Baker. If that guy would stop doing Norbit and would go back to old school horror makeup effects, elimating the current day CGI shit, there would be more stuff out there like Thriller. Just look at his older films, American Werewolf in London and Videodrome. Some of the best makeup effects ever.
[Jun 18,2008 4:58pm - Pires ""]
Yeti said:
handinjury said:
thuringwethil said:zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school
Thats the way it should be not these newer movies with the zombies all athletic an shit. Some of those people (pre-zombie) where lazy fucks that sat on the couch, but once they become zombies they are tri-athalon stars, whatever.
i agree, but there is something terrifying about a zombie that runs full speed and never gets tired. if the zombie apocalypse happens, or i should say when it happens, if they are slow, i'll stand and fight. if they are fast, suicide it is.
fuck that. i'd get bitten. i'd wanna see what it'd be like to be a zombie.
[Jun 18,2008 6:01pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
i'd imagine that it's similar to the black sleep of kali
[Jun 18,2008 6:02pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
zombie apocalypse + gatling gun = ftw
[Jun 18,2008 6:02pm - W3 nli ""]
SacreligionNLI said:i'd imagine that it's similar to the black sleep of kali
why you gotta be racist brah
[Jun 18,2008 6:07pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
i dunno...why you gotta be white?
[Jun 19,2008 10:45am - thuringwethil ""]
read World War Z, everyone!
cool book
[Jun 19,2008 8:53pm - Miss Meggly ""]
thuringwethil said:zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school
I wouldn't mind seeing a zombie do the robot while we're choreographing...
[Jun 19,2008 9:01pm - dr. sphincto ""]
KALI MA! KALI MA!
Also I am a firm beleiver in the zombie apocalypse, What a fun end that would be
[Jun 19,2008 9:18pm - Yeti ""]
do you think it would only be the living being transformed into zombies? or do you think the dead would rise from the grave? what about animals? i'd hate to fight a swarm of zombees. or a zombie crocodile.
[Jun 19,2008 9:24pm - dr. sphincto ""]
yes only living humans. The dead wont rise from the grave, dead is dead
[Jun 19,2008 9:25pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i've read the zombie survival guide, and world war z. i was born to survive the zombie holocaust. thats all i'm pretty much good for. bring em on. slow, fast. i'm ready to fuck shit up.
[Jun 19,2008 9:45pm - Jimmy Revenge ""]
Dave_Maggot said:i've read the zombie survival guide, and world war z. i was born to survive the zombie holocaust. thats all i'm pretty much good for. bring em on. slow, fast. i'm ready to fuck shit up.
+1
Zombie holocaust FTW!
:gun:[Jun 20,2008 3:40am - SacreligionNLI ""]
Dave_Maggot said:i've read the zombie survival guide, and world war z. i was born to survive the zombie holocaust. thats all i'm pretty much good for. bring em on. slow, fast. i'm ready to fuck shit up.
in all seriousness, i have been involved in many grave discussions about the impending zombie apocalypse. the plan is fully formulated. yeti is in on it. i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you after you turn into a zombie because you're not as prepared for it as we were.
:nuke:
[Jun 20,2008 8:19am - Dave_Maggot ""]
thatd be expected though. and with no hesitation.
[Jun 20,2008 8:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I'm definitely enough of a nerd to have done a great deal of thinking about what to do in an impending zombocalypse. A good deal of those plans involve a short call list of friends who are crazy enough to have REALLY detailed plans in the event of, and weapons ready to enact said plans.
Also, a very well-researched thread on an RPG board pretty much proves that you could defend and survive in a Wal-Mart pretty much indefinitely. Worth thinking about.
[Jun 20,2008 9:24am - aril ""]
I always think about any form of impending doom.
More realistically, an impending WWIII. I've got an underground passage ready in Taunton - the old Paul Dever school. It can be used as a fallout shelter, as well as a base. Its tunnels go underground and have various ways of defending it.
[Jun 20,2008 12:40pm - Miss Meggly nli ""]
there's a small island off of boston harbor that is overun by rabbits (neverending food source), and another one with a gigantic fortress. that is my first stop (as i will be stealing a small boat from the wharf by my house), while I wait for my cop friend to meet me there and bring his arsenal of guns. I do however have a golf club and a diving knife to hold me over, although that may not hold me too long. fuck land of the dead. zombie's ain't swimming while there's fresh meat within their grasp on land. i got some time before i head off to the tundra.
[Jun 20,2008 12:46pm - Yeti ""]
yeah water is a definite deterrent. due to decomposition they would float, and no zombie knows the fucking breaststroke. they'd just float around aimlessly.
[Jun 20,2008 12:49pm - Miss Meggly nli ""]
hell yeah... it's a pirate's life for me! always wanted to ride around pillaging and plundering
[Jun 20,2008 12:55pm - Mike Greenwell ""]
you can pillage my naked body after mostash ride
[Jun 20,2008 1:19pm - Miss Meggly nli ""]
sorry, i have a captain and a dingy already
[Jun 20,2008 1:21pm - aril ""]
hahaha
[Jun 20,2008 4:23pm - Miss Meggly ""]
no else is going to share their z day plan? how will i know where to swing by to pick up well-armed and educated survivors to add to my gang of pirates?
[Jun 20,2008 5:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i have a machete. i'll be a pirate.
[Jun 20,2008 5:55pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
Miss%20Meggly said:no else is going to share their z day plan? how will i know where to swing by to pick up well-armed and educated survivors to add to my gang of pirates?
SacreligionNLI said:i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you after you turn into a zombie because you're not as prepared for it as we were.
[Jun 20,2008 6:23pm - Miss Meggly ""]
Dave, I'll pick you up near Duxbury Bay. I will have fireworks and a very enormous potatoe gun to distract the zombies while you get to us. Bring some gas for the boat and some seasoning for the rabbits. We can never have enough.
[Jun 20,2008 10:32pm - sever nli ""]
this thread is wonderful. my life now has meaning.
[Jun 21,2008 10:57am - Dave_Maggot ""]
sounds like a plan
[Jul 25,2008 1:14pm - zombie ""]
rooaaoaooar
[Jun 26,2009 9:32am - arilliusbm ""]
bump, in honor of MJ
[Jun 26,2009 9:39am - dreadkill ""]
mostash