See Dick Run[views:1105][posts:3]_______________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 10:47am - the_reverend ""] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1212985/plotsummary |
| __________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 10:51am - Martins ""] win |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 10:52am - thegreatspaldino ""] the chick that stole his dong was either that voodoo priestess or his own mom. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2008 10:54am - FuckIsMySignature ""] I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [ background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over ] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/fAt ] So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |