Bum fights in Hull.[views:5724][posts:33]__________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:16am - corpus_colostomy ""] I awoke at 6....walked from my bayside apt. to the corner dunkin donuts before the gym. So far it seemed like any other day... At the dunkies was a gnarly old character smoking a ciggarette, with a big beard and an open hawaiian shirt, his belly emblazoned by some crack head ass tats...he stood there grilling me as i walked closer. shit i thought to myself, is dood oggling me? maybe im just tired, maybe he is staring right through me...i dunno. as I got to the dunkies he exclaimed "there he is." I looked around to my left and right...was he talking to me? aww fuck it I thought as i proceeded to the door but he got in the way of the door and said, "go ahead you fuck, call 911 again on me. the line is open!" "I ain't obstructing traffic!" I was like cool out brah, it's to early for this crazy shit. I think you have the wrong guy. His eyes were a wonderful jaundiced yellow, something akin to old mayo at my middle school cafeteria... anyways, this 'gent' insisted that I was infact "the right guy" and continued to berade me...until the point where he pushed me. then i snapped, hauled off a jacked dood has hard as i could in da belly......he crumbled like parmesan cheese and as he was i grabbed him by the seat of his pants and threw him into a fence. Hull rules! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:19am - Mess ""] brockton by the sea |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:21am - largefreakatzero ""] Nice work with the sock to the breadbasket and the tossing that followed. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:24am - aril ""] are you the right guy? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:27am - metal_church101 ""] Did you rape him after, or just take his wallet? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:37am - GoatCatalyst ""] Vagrants... when will they learn? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:40am - Nicc nli ""] that was my step dad you bro moshed all over. Hull's whole local 635 homeless union is gonna be on your ass like stink on shit now. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:46am - corpus_colostomy ""] cobra kai dojo in effect...mercy is for the weak. when he pushed me all i could hear was "sweeeep the leg!" |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:59am - metal_church101 ""] "Mercy is for the weak. When a man confronts you, he is the enemy. Enemies deserve no mercy" |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:05am - ellesarusrex ""] crystal ball into your future? xhull for lyfex |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:10am - corpus_colostomy ""] bettah then pembroke. emphasis on 'broke.' |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:18am - thuringwethil ""] I used to live in Hull when I was a kid. Blizzard of 1978 = Fun times! |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:18am - ellesarusrex ""] corpus_colostomy said:bettah then pembroke. emphasis on 'broke.' you know me too well. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:25am - metal_church101 ""] [img] "I beat that homeless guy's ass while wearing a Michael Jackson jacket!!" |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:37am - corpus_colostomy ""] "PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG JOHNNY!" |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:39am - metal_church101 ""] [img] "Your remember what sensei said. No mercy!!!" |
| ______________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:41am - Mess ""] thuringwethil said:I used to live in Hull when I was a kid. Blizzard of 1978 = Fun times! i saw pics of that in hull. crazy shit. hull froze over.:krusty: |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:44am - duanegoldstein ""] shit, i spent my childhood summers in Hull, beach towns go downhill fast. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 11:50am - corpus_colostomy ""] place went downhill when paragon park was tore down. i remember when hull was rugged as shit. i used to walk to pop warner with a rock in my hand to bash someone in the head if they fucked with me. i also remember when my coach larry cherillo got shot. :( |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 12:16pm - thuringwethil ""] I remember walking around gnarly streets like a total delinquent until my mom read me the riot act and put me in ballet. It was OK until I discovered Slayer. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 12:30pm - Mike_K ""] I beat up a guy who tried to mug me in Romania...if that is relevant. I was walking through bucharest back to my hotel at night with my friend and we had to cut through this sketchy block, so I walked by and these two skinny dudes tried to mug us with fucking exacto knives....I twisted his wrist, punched him in the face and smashed his head off the wall. He just crumbled to the ground. Needless to say I took his wallet. It was a...counter-mug if you will. I am dead serious. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:11pm - cav nli ""] lol @ counter-mug |
| _______________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:20pm - xmikex ""] corpus_colostomy said: a gnarly old character smoking a ciggarette, with a big beard and an open hawaiian shirt Great, now I have a permanent image of you ghetto smashing Ernest Borgnine. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:23pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] xmikex said: corpus_colostomy said: a gnarly old character smoking a ciggarette, with a big beard and an open hawaiian shirt Great, now I have a permanent image of you ghetto smashing Ernest Borgnine. WHOA! i had the same image!! [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:32pm - xmikex ""] HEY KIDS, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME AS SARGENT FATSO JETSON IN "FROM HERE TO ETERNITY" |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:32pm - corpus_colostomy ""] without Ernie, ayrwulf woulda been an epic Fail. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:33pm - aril ""] I would suggest going back to the Dunks and looking for him and try to discuss with him what happened. If that doesn't work, then he'll try to kick your ass. See if he wants to do guest vocals on an album |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 1:43pm - corpus_colostomy ""] thats pretty funny you say that, cause dood looked more like bill robinson of decrepit birth than ernie...which is odd cause i love that dood. beating up a bum who looks like someone you look up to is satisfying but awkward. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 2:04pm - largefreakatzero ""] Mike_K said:I beat up a guy who tried to mug me in Romania...if that is relevant. I was walking through bucharest back to my hotel at night with my friend and we had to cut through this sketchy block, so I walked by and these two skinny dudes tried to mug us with fucking exacto knives....I twisted his wrist, punched him in the face and smashed his head off the wall. He just crumbled to the ground. Needless to say I took his wallet. It was a...counter-mug if you will. I am dead serious. In communist Romania, victim mugs YOU. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 4:51pm - Conservationist ""] Mike_K said:I beat up a guy who tried to mug me in Romania...if that is relevant. I was walking through bucharest back to my hotel at night with my friend and we had to cut through this sketchy block, so I walked by and these two skinny dudes tried to mug us with fucking exacto knives....I twisted his wrist, punched him in the face and smashed his head off the wall. He just crumbled to the ground. Needless to say I took his wallet. It was a...counter-mug if you will. I am dead serious. Should have raped him. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 7:15pm - Dankill ""] "SWEEP THE LEG!" |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 8:46pm - ThirdKnuckle ""] you'll be hearing from his homeless lawyer soon |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 9:57pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Homeless caveman lawyer |
| __________________________________ [Jul 9,2008 10:39pm - powerkok ""] That is quite fucking awesome Corpus. Also, counter-mugging.....Pure win. Although, Im assuming, since he tried to mug you, he didnt have much in his wallet? Very nice work, the both of you. |