Happy Birthday aril
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[Jul 14,2008 9:50am - aril ""]
Thanks man.
By the way, you're a sad, sad person for making this thread yourself.
[Jul 14,2008 9:52am - the_reverend ""]
ha! happy bd.
[Jul 14,2008 10:00am - Martins ""]
Happy venereal disease!
[Jul 14,2008 10:03am - aril ""]
i'm thinking about having a last minute show/celebration tonight but it wouldn't happen because a.)it's last minute b.)it's a monday and c.) ah, crap, I just sharted
[Jul 14,2008 10:30am - ellesarusrex ""]
happy bday
[Jul 14,2008 10:37am - aril ""]
i'll just show up at joshstruction's house and re-enact his party
[Jul 14,2008 10:44am - ellesarusrex ""]
hmm.. leave me out of the reenactment.. been spending far too much time in new bedford
[Jul 14,2008 10:47am - aril ""]
new bedford is the best city in massachusetts.
[Jul 14,2008 10:49am - ellesarusrex ""]
and if by best you mean nope. then yeah
[Jul 14,2008 10:52am - Conservationist ""]
Happy Day of Spawning, nilla
[Jul 14,2008 10:55am - aril ""]
Thank you, ambassador to anus.com
[Jul 14,2008 11:11am - Grizloch ""]
happy birthday from a total stranger
[Jul 14,2008 11:31am - succubus ""]
awwwww i think aaron should add a thingy for people to enter in their birthdate and if it's a regular poster...create an automated thread
lol
happy birthday!!!!
[Jul 14,2008 11:34am - aril ""]
haha, that birthday thing would be interesting.
my regular name is "ArilliusBM" but I got by aril when I'm at work. And Grizloch, we've hung out many times, ¿no?
[Jul 15,2008 12:07pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Happy belated dude. I'm slow. Blame the reefer.
[Jul 15,2008 1:59pm - dreadkill ""]
happy late birthday
[Jul 15,2008 2:27pm - aril ""]
thanks guys.
i can't stand being the big 5-0 now.
[Jul 15,2008 3:48pm - Seth ""]
Stop talking about the 5-0, because we dont care about your dick..it is how you use it! happy birthday and what are you like 24????????? 26???
[Jul 14,2009 2:07pm - arilliusbm ""]
bump for all the haters.
sucks being the big 5-1 now
[Jul 14,2009 2:09pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""]
Happy bitrthday!
[Jul 14,2009 2:10pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""]
Happy birthday. You're one year closer to the grave.
[Jul 14,2009 2:13pm - dreadkill ""]
happy birthday
[Jul 14,2009 2:13pm - dreadkill ""]
happy birthday
[Jul 14,2009 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""]
in relation to the breaking up with your girlfriend thread yesterday, I must now make it my goal to get laid by 11:59PM tonight or else I fail at life. any takers? (women only, please. k thx)
[Jul 14,2009 2:14pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""]
I like how you had to clarify women only.
[Jul 14,2009 2:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
it's rttp. most people here are closet homosexuals. we all saw this in the girlfriend thread.
[Jul 14,2009 2:17pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""]
Likely story
:krusty:
[Jul 14,2009 2:20pm - RustyPS ""]
happy birthday duder
[Jul 14,2009 2:21pm - ouchdrummer ""]
hey buddy. Fuck you, it's your birthday.
[Jul 14,2009 2:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
wow, oldschool. posting under your old name?
[Jul 14,2009 2:21pm - markrichardsmobile ""]
Happy birthday meng.
[Jul 14,2009 2:29pm - boblovesmusic ""]
wow Aril, you're old!
[Jul 14,2009 2:32pm - ouchdrummer ""]
ouchdrummer = @ work
BoarcorpseJimbo = @ home
my puters automatically log me in, so why fuck with it?
[Jul 14,2009 2:36pm - arilliusbm ""]
didn't you have a third one?
[Jul 14,2009 2:37pm - arilliusbm ""]
bday celebration at nick cage's son's show tomorrow?
[Jul 14,2009 2:38pm - ouchdrummer ""]
hmm. oh yeah, i had ouchy... but i hated that one.
[Jul 14,2009 3:12pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Jim, how old are you?
Happy day of birth.
[Jul 14,2009 3:16pm - Yeti ""]
Harpy Barthday bartch
[Jul 14,2009 3:20pm - arilliusbm ""]
thanks guys.
I'm in my mid 20s, going on 50
[Jul 14,2009 3:21pm - RichHorror ""]
I hope someone got you a prosty.
[Jul 14,2009 3:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
perhaps it'll work if I post a craigslist ad saying:
im 33 and to busy for a full fledged relationship but the right situation could change,i own a buissness,my own house i play in a underground popular metal band so i do travel looking more for friends with benefits with room for more maybe i can find the right girl for me please no scams or sites no more site jumpin and no check my cam or verify on this site they just need a credit card bullshit,just sex
[Jul 14,2009 3:24pm - RichHorror ""]
Post a picture of yourself having a heart attack in front of the mirror shirtless and you're in.
[Jul 14,2009 3:25pm - arilliusbm ""]
hahaha
[Jul 14,2009 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
arilliusbm said:perhaps it'll work if I post a craigslist ad saying:
im 33 and to busy for a full fledged relationship but the right situation could change,i own a buissness,my own house i play in a underground popular metal band so i do travel looking more for friends with benefits with room for more maybe i can find the right girl for me please no scams or sites no more site jumpin and no check my cam or verify on this site they just need a credit card bullshit,just a prostate exam.
correction.
[Jul 14,2009 3:36pm - darkwor ""]
congrats on evading natural selection for one more year jim! happy birthday!
free prosty exam gift card is in the mail.
[Jul 14,2009 3:37pm - arilliusbm ""]
darkwor, no thanks. I actually received tampons in the mail on Friday. From Playtex. most absurd moment of my life
[Jul 14,2009 3:38pm - dreadkill ""]
happy bort day
[Jul 14,2009 3:40pm - darkwor ""]
did you use them? their powers of absorption have to be seen to believed. good around-the-house tool.
[Jul 14,2009 3:41pm - arilliusbm ""]
actually no. a chick at work wants them, though. says she needs them.
[Jul 14,2009 3:54pm - dreadkill ""]
give her a zorbeez
[Jul 14,2009 3:57pm - ouchdrummer ""]
darkwor said:
"did you use them? their powers of absorption have to be seen to believed. good around-the-house tool."
LOL
[Jul 14,2009 3:59pm - darkwor ""]
seriously though. if tampon companies would make paper towels, the shamwow guy would be rolling in his grave. or was that william may? i don't fucking know.
[Jul 14,2009 4:01pm - arilliusbm ""]
i dunno but you ever eat a girl out on her period?
[Jul 14,2009 4:01pm - reimroc ""]
Happy birthday dood.
[Jul 14,2009 4:02pm - brian_dc ""]
arilliusbm said:i dunno but you ever eat a girl out on her period?
you're not talking to me, but yes. A thousands times, yes.
[Jul 14,2009 4:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
nothing wrong with a little ketchup with your lunch, eh?
[Jul 14,2009 4:06pm - reimroc ""]
I do believe i just puked in my mouth a little.
[Jul 14,2009 4:06pm - RichHorror ""]
ITT: RED WINGS
[Jul 14,2009 4:06pm - reimroc ""]
^lol
[Jul 14,2009 4:07pm - darkwor ""]
i love eating out, but not with the period. one of the things i won't do. i also don't do rimjobs in case anybody is wondering.
[Jul 14,2009 4:07pm - mikeofdecrepitude ""]
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[Jul 14,2009 4:08pm - Strep_Cunt ""]
Happy B-Day Jim
[Jul 14,2009 4:30pm - dreadkill ""]
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO GORDIE HOWE
[Jul 14,2009 4:36pm - Nobody_Cares ""]
Happy b day aril. I don't know you but I appreciate your contributions to this board. And all the red wing talk is nasty, why not just wait till it stops? Ill fuck on the period, but that's bad enough, you must all have iron stomachs. And as far as rimjobs, I say give and receive. Its true love when a girl will lick your asshole.
[Jul 14,2009 4:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
i've never done that man. as far as rimjobs? It's always a slap in the face or a kick in the nuts
[Jul 14,2009 4:43pm - ouchdrummer ""]
I also am a supporter of the rimjob. There are rules though.. or at least one rule. She has to just have showered.
[Jul 14,2009 6:24pm - Martins ""]
Happy Birthday!
I'm about to start playing the rereleased/remade FFIV for DS.
[Jul 14,2009 6:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
Martins said:Happy Birthday!
I'm about to start playing the rereleased/remade FFIV for DS.
Enjoy it, although it's not the same thing as the real one :point:
[Jul 14,2009 6:38pm - Martins ""]
Probably not.
[Jul 14,2009 9:02pm - WATER ""]
I dont pay attention too alot of people in this life and I have had my own problems to deAL WITH BUT i WANT TO TELL YOU YOUR BIRTH IS APPRECIATED IN THIS LIFE. YOU LED TO ME TO RE-HATCHING some old king crimson which I have told malefic about of xasthur. Happy birthday, your influence lives on...
[Jul 14,2009 9:05pm - the_reverend ""]
how is operation get laid by COB going? Or did you go the gf schmandy route?
[Jul 14,2009 10:36pm - goatcatalyst ""]
A thousand sodomies to your cult!
[Jul 14,2009 10:50pm - the_reverend ""]
I hope he got cockblocked so he doesn't get handed another baby.
[Jul 14,2009 10:53pm - arilliusbm ""]
awful rev, awful :spineyes:
[Jul 15,2009 12:14am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""]
the nerve..
[Jul 13,2010 4:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
someone buy me a martin or taylor acoustic this year or gtfo.
[Jul 13,2010 4:12pm - the_reverend ""]
I'll buy you a cup with the bottom cut out and my dick through it.. k?
[Jul 13,2010 4:14pm - arilliusbm ""]
only in acorn mode. after all, like you said, it's when the best sprays occur.
[Jul 13,2010 4:44pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
I'll buy you a martins acoustic final fantasy
[Jul 13,2010 4:53pm - arilliusbm ""]
thanks. I'll only take a grass-fed one plz
[Jul 13,2010 5:22pm - ArrowHeadNLI ""]
Happy birthday.
[Jul 13,2010 7:42pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Hapy Bday mang. Today is my sons birthday too. He just turned 13. WTF?
[Jul 13,2010 7:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
thanks.
Same to your son as well
[Jul 13,2010 8:53pm - SkinSandwich ""]
[Jul 13,2010 9:44pm - Martins ""]
I might be getting into luthiery so if I ever build an acoustic, which I probably won't, I'll give it to you. That way you can have blah blah you get the joke fuck you birthday guy.
[Jul 14,2010 12:24am - goatcatalyst ""]
I ate lots of shrimp for your birthday, Sweet James.
[Jul 14,2010 12:39am - Pires ""]
Based on previous posts in other threads, i take your failing at having sex still. That sucks. Happy birthday anyways!
[Jul 14,2010 1:01am - Conservationist ""]
Happy birthsodomy day!
[Jul 14,2010 8:02am - arilliusbm ""]
thx nillas.
pires, failing would only be a result of trying
[Jul 14,2010 8:26am - ouchdrummer ""]
happy nameday buddy!
[Jul 14,2010 8:50am - MikeOv ""]
I'm going to listen to Slayer all day.
[Jul 14,2010 10:46am - DreadKill ""]
happy birthday
[Jul 14,2010 10:57am - RustyPS ""]
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[Jul 14,2010 11:03am - ouchdrummer ""]
Pires said:Based on previous posts in other threads, i take your failing at having sex still. That sucks. Happy birthday anyways!
so how longs the drought been buddy?
[Jul 14,2010 11:09am - Professional troll weighing in ""]
ouchdrummer said:
Pires said:Based on previous posts in other threads, i take your failing at having sex still. That sucks. Happy birthday anyways!
so how longs the drought been buddy?
Too much time trolling on rttp and abstaining from social situations will do that.
- Professional Troll
[Jul 14,2010 11:28am - arilliusbm ""]
A few months, although I highly enjoy being a hermit and not wasting my time with women. Besides, you know how many women like single guys in their 20s with kids? Mostly women that have kids. Fuck that. I enjoy reading, video games, music on my own time now; for nearly two years I barely had access to anything. It's a break on my part, and I'm loving it.
Also a little picky now, as I do not flirt with metal chicks.
[Jul 15,2010 10:40am - Yeti ""]
Happy Non-Death Day