Violent Constipated Diahrea at 6:30 AM Unappreciation Thread[views:1760][posts:12]_________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 8:40am - Martins ""] Let's just leave it at that... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:21am - Corpus_Colloid ""] constipated diahrea? hows that work? |
| _________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:23am - Martins ""] Don't even ask. It's traumatizing. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:35am - largefreakatzero ""] You've been taking Roxicet. If it is at all like Percs or any other painkillers, it will bind you up like glue. Now you've probably gone and eaten something that doesn't agree with you and your body wants to get rid of it quickly. It can not do so because of all the compacted poop in the way. Anytime you take painkillers, you should take fiber supplements or another type of stool softener. Your current situation sounds grave. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 9:55am - Martins ""] I basically eat fiber for breakfast lunch and dinner. I've been taking small shits the past two days. I guess today was the day for it to all come out. I woke up in a sweat and thought I was going to die. I literally spent over an hour in there and had to go back in soon after. Luckily I had my gameboy and got closer to beating Golden Sun 2 for the second time. I might have to start laying off the Roxicet. The pain isn't so bad anymore anyway. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 10:22am - corpus_colostomy ""] you need to move up young man. try an OC 80, a joint and 6 coors light. then call me in the morning. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 10:41am - largefreakatzero ""] corpus_colostomy said:you need to move up young man. try an OC 80, a joint and 6 coors light. then call me in the morning. This man speaks da tr00f. Actually, please replace Coors Light with less watery. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 18,2008 10:42am - Yeti ""] replace Coors Light with Killians. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 10:55am - Martins ""] Done. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 11:17am - c.DeAd ""] corpus_colostomy said:you need to move up young man. try an OC 80, a joint and 6 coors light. then call me in the morning. Thats sounds like a fucking night if I ever heard one. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 11:30am - corpus_colostomy ""] sounds like every other to me.. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 11:41am - the_reverend ""] oc 80? from where? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 18,2008 12:51pm - Conservationist ""] Yeti said:replace Coors Light with Killians. owned by coors anyway |