Salmon Swahili Dating.[views:1318][posts:1]____________________________________ [Jul 20,2008 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] ItsyBitsySalmon (9:39:03 PM): Do you speak Swahili? Cowmaximus (9:41:48 PM): Nope Cowmaximus (9:42:52 PM): That was random. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:42:59 PM): i know ItsyBitsySalmon (9:43:02 PM): it was really was ItsyBitsySalmon (9:43:05 PM): cause i dont know who you are Cowmaximus (9:43:26 PM): I don't know if that's going to catch on as a greeting, I have to be honest. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:44:12 PM): i bet someone that spoke swahili and didnt want anyone to know would find it offensive Cowmaximus (9:44:33 PM): Or that you just assumed they spoke Swahili. Cowmaximus (9:44:41 PM): Possible racist overtones. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:44:42 PM): exactly ItsyBitsySalmon (9:44:54 PM): especially if you knew they were black ItsyBitsySalmon (9:45:01 PM): that would be a big no no Cowmaximus (9:45:08 PM): Yeah. Cowmaximus (9:45:22 PM): I heard they have guns and are menacing on buses. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:45:59 PM): where in the countries where swahili is spoken? Cowmaximus (9:46:08 PM): Yes. Cowmaximus (9:46:14 PM): Swahili Death Chant and so on. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:46:15 PM): thats unfortunate ItsyBitsySalmon (9:47:07 PM): so yea Cowmaximus (9:47:09 PM): Is this part of an ongoing survey or did you just type my username in the hopes that someone would have it and speak Swahili? ItsyBitsySalmon (9:47:28 PM): you were the one that asked me if i spoke swahili Cowmaximus (9:47:42 PM): ItsyBitsySalmon (9:39:03 PM): Do you speak Swahili? ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:01 PM): you Immed me ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:05 PM): so i dont know what your talking about Cowmaximus (9:48:18 PM): I think you might be insane. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:18 PM): but it was a nice conversation Cowmaximus (9:48:20 PM): Possibly. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:24 PM): okay ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:27 PM): well i might ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:34 PM): so you better exit out of this conversation Cowmaximus (9:49:02 PM): I've faced worse. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:49:12 PM): like piranhas or what? Cowmaximus (9:49:36 PM): Piranhas trained to shootfight, yes. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:49:57 PM): pretty impressive Cowmaximus (9:50:06 PM): Hi, I'm Rich. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:15 PM): hi Cowmaximus (9:50:33 PM): This is where you intorduce yourself. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:42 PM): really? Cowmaximus (9:50:44 PM): Unless we've all become savages. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:46 PM): thanks for letting me know ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:55 PM): next time i wont miss the mark Cowmaximus (9:51:16 PM): Well, you seemed to be having some difficulty so I figured I'd give you a helping hand. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:51:30 PM): thanks ItsyBitsySalmon (9:51:42 PM): so lets cut to the chase witty one, howd you find my IM Cowmaximus (9:51:58 PM): Necromancy. Cowmaximus (9:52:07 PM): How'd you find mine? ItsyBitsySalmon (9:52:15 PM): you IMmed me Cowmaximus (9:52:21 PM): Incorrect. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:52:33 PM): for real! Cowmaximus (9:52:41 PM): I really didn't. Cowmaximus (9:52:50 PM): I was sitting here and you asked if I spoke Swahili. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:52:57 PM): totally not true Cowmaximus (9:53:00 PM): That's how this game of e-cat and e-mouse began. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:53:07 PM): maybe my computer has a virus??? Cowmaximus (9:53:36 PM): Possibly. I don't remember talking to you before. So I don't know how I'd even have your screenname. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:00 PM): i just scrolled up and my screenname isnt itsybitsysalmon ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:05 PM): so yea Cowmaximus (9:54:17 PM): Um. Cowmaximus (9:54:21 PM): Neither is mine. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:27 PM): scroll up ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:33 PM): you copy and pasted the convo ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:36 PM): go look ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:39 PM): i'll wait Cowmaximus (9:54:53 PM): I did. Cowmaximus (9:54:59 PM): It says it it. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:05 PM): interesting Cowmaximus (9:55:10 PM): As does this IM box everytime you send something. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:25 PM): i must have a virus then ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:28 PM): what an awesome virus ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:37 PM): asking people if they speak swahili Cowmaximus (9:55:38 PM): Interesting. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:45 PM): im rosie Cowmaximus (9:55:51 PM): Hi. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:53 PM): where are you typing from? Cowmaximus (9:55:59 PM): My bedroom. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:06 PM): i mean location as in city, stae ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:09 PM): state Cowmaximus (9:56:10 PM): haha, I know. Cowmaximus (9:56:14 PM): Massachusetts ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:28 PM): how ancient are you? Cowmaximus (9:56:43 PM): Fairly ancient, 31. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:53 PM): mildly ancient ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:56 PM): im 26 Cowmaximus (9:57:12 PM): Not ancient at all. ItsyBitsySalmon (9:57:51 PM): so what do you do besides not speaking swahili Cowmaximus (9:58:19 PM): Run a record label, book shows, play in a couple bands ItsyBitsySalmon (9:58:30 PM): pretty cool ItsyBitsySalmon (9:58:39 PM): i would say that your job has a good cool factor Cowmaximus (9:58:56 PM): It has its moments. Cowmaximus (9:59:07 PM): Where are you typing from/What do you do? ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:11 PM): i have terrible taste in music so we shouldnt talk about it ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:15 PM): california ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:18 PM): im a teacher Cowmaximus (9:59:47 PM): How terrible is it? ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:56 PM): being a teacher or california? Cowmaximus (10:00:17 PM): No, your taste in music Cowmaximus (10:00:28 PM): I have teacher friends and have been to California ItsyBitsySalmon (10:01:04 PM): i cant go into details it might kill a small child somewhere in the world Cowmaximus (10:01:33 PM): Hmm. ItsyBitsySalmon (10:01:46 PM): you tell me some of your favorites ItsyBitsySalmon (10:01:49 PM): go Cowmaximus (10:01:57 PM): No, I asked you first. ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:03 PM): kanye west Cowmaximus (10:02:31 PM): Faith No More ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:45 PM): i like that one faith no more song ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:54 PM): "you wannnnnnnnt it allllllllll but you cant have it! ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:58 PM): i have no idea what its called Cowmaximus (10:03:28 PM): Epic ItsyBitsySalmon (10:03:48 PM): ahhh thanks ItsyBitsySalmon (10:03:53 PM): now i can die Cowmaximus (10:04:18 PM): I know it all ItsyBitsySalmon (10:04:48 PM): i do too ItsyBitsySalmon (10:04:51 PM): but with random stuff Cowmaximus (10:05:45 PM): Give me an example ItsyBitsySalmon (10:06:22 PM): i know about grunion, random author names, and hip hop trivia ItsyBitsySalmon (10:06:45 PM): a lil of that stuff Cowmaximus (10:07:10 PM): Grunion? ItsyBitsySalmon (10:07:35 PM): they are a type of fish that fornicate on beaches about 4 times a year ItsyBitsySalmon (10:07:42 PM): its like a group orgy on the beach Cowmaximus (10:07:44 PM): Wow. ItsyBitsySalmon (10:07:45 PM): its pretty cool Cowmaximus (10:07:55 PM): Yeah, I approve. ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:18 PM): so question, if you were going to a house party what do you think a girl should wear ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:28 PM): im trying to get dressed but i have no clue Cowmaximus (10:08:36 PM): Oh Cowmaximus (10:08:41 PM): What you usually wear ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:44 PM): jeans ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:53 PM): this is a "cop" party though Cowmaximus (10:09:00 PM): haha what? ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:05 PM): meaning, there will be a bunch of single cops there ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:18 PM): my friend and me are single and we are kinda trying to go out and stuff Cowmaximus (10:09:18 PM): Oh, and you want to wrangle one? ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:25 PM): not really ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:31 PM): i wouldnt want to be with a cop ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:35 PM): they are kinda dumb Cowmaximus (10:09:46 PM): Oh, so this is some odd date with you and your friend? ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:01 PM): well its cause one of my good friends is a cop ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:04 PM): and hes having a bday ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:11 PM): so its going to be like a sausage fest ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:18 PM): and he asked me to bring a friend with me ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:22 PM): so there would be more girls there Cowmaximus (10:10:30 PM): Odd ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:53 PM): okay i get it, you think its odd ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:07 PM): so whats your clothing choice for girls Cowmaximus (10:11:14 PM): I don't have one. Cowmaximus (10:11:23 PM): That's pretty ridiculous. ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:23 PM): great help rich ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:39 PM): are you offended? Cowmaximus (10:11:44 PM): haha no ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:49 PM): ok Cowmaximus (10:11:52 PM): I don't have a preference though. Cowmaximus (10:12:02 PM): I assume you know how to look good. ItsyBitsySalmon (10:12:08 PM): i guess ItsyBitsySalmon (10:12:24 PM): i just dont want to waste looking good on some dudes im not even interested in Cowmaximus (10:12:41 PM): But, your friend that you are interested in is going to be there, yes? ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:05 PM): no you have it all wrong ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:12 PM): im not interested in him ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:15 PM): hes my friend Cowmaximus (10:13:36 PM): ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:18 PM): my friend and me are single and we are kinda trying to go out and stuff ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:50 PM): thats not me!!! Cowmaximus (10:13:56 PM): YES IT IS ItsyBitsySalmon (10:14:06 PM): ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:18 PM): my friend and me are single and we are kinda trying to go out and stuff Cowmaximus (10:14:19 PM): Right ItsyBitsySalmon (10:14:33 PM): you are possibly chatting with some person with the screenname itsybitsysalmon ItsyBitsySalmon (10:14:37 PM): not me! Cowmaximus (10:14:40 PM): Yes, you. |
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