Vomiting blood for a 2nd day in a row at work appreciation[views:3057][posts:38]____________________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:31am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yay! I mean... TMI? I think I'm dying. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:32am - Corpus_Colloid ""] jesus bro..to much slam in yer diet. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:38am - RustyPS ""] WTF are you doing at work? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:45am - markfuckingrichards ""] Correction Nick...not enough slam. The average person needs at least 1000 slam-grams a day to not vomit blood. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:13am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] RustyPS said:WTF are you doing at work? Today? Vomited, reconfigured an ancient cisco switch, added someone to a group in active directory, vomited, clutched my stomach and prayed for death. I'm super productive right now. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:14am - RevoBass ""] Go to the doctor dude |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:14am - aril ""] pedobear got to mouth face in his sleep |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:16am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I figure it's just karma. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:22am - aaron_michael ""] RevoBass said:Go to the doctor dude AGREED |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:26am - RustyPS ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: RustyPS said:WTF are you doing at work? Today? Vomited, reconfigured an ancient cisco switch, added someone to a group in active directory, vomited, clutched my stomach and prayed for death. I'm super productive right now. I meant as a "LEAVE WORK AND GO TO A HOSPITAL" not "So what did you do today?" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:33am - succubus ""] YES PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR..NOW...STOP READING THIS...GET OFF THE CHAIR AND GO!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:40am - Yeti ""] or write a Composted song about it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:42am - composted ""] COUGHING UP BLOOD AT WORK COUGHINGx3 2 DAYS IN A ROW COUGHINGx3 COUGHING UP BLOOD AT WORK |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:47am - markfuckingrichards ""] Composted lyrics are way more complex than that. The word dick is not in there anywhere! |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 10:51am - Corpus_Colloid ""] waking the cadaver has a monopoly on..glock and cock. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:16am - FuckIsMySignature ""] would that qualify as a cockglock? |
| _____________________________________________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:25am - sxealex stolenlaptoppurchasedofcrackheadintaunton ""] woa shit dont die |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:39am - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:would that qualify as a cockglock? ...or a glockcock? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:57am - ouchdrummer ""] yeah... vomitting blood is one of those things they tell you to go RIGHT to the hospital for. If you dont believe us, call your Primary Care Physician, they will definately tell you the same thing. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:29pm - Martins ""] It's probably an ulcer, dude. GO TO THE HOSPITAL. It could be something worse. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:32pm - narkybark ""] pssht, I cum blood |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:34pm - narkybark ""] although more seriously, 'tis true that an ulcer is high probability, but it can also be a sign of something much more serious like the big C. It probably should be checked out. This is assuming you were serious about the blood part. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] maybe its time to stop gargling with razor blades. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:54pm - pam ""] I love that Mike's first impulse is to post about this on RTTP rather than seek medical attention. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DOCTORS IS RAVIOLIS |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:21pm - xmikex ""] If Mike dies I will do everything in my power to get "STEP DA FUGG OFf MaH GrAvE u GrApeSodA azZ bu$taH!" put on his tombstone. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:25pm - RichHorror ""] Save it for NEDF! |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 2:09pm - Dave_Maggot ""] get it on video |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 2:30pm - aril ""] notice how nobody's heard from him since this morning...? is he okay? |
| _____________________________ [Jul 24,2008 2:35pm - moe ""] hopefully he's at the hospital |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:34pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] so...anyone heard from him yet? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:35pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 9:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i dont know wether to laugh or jerk-off. i guess i'll do both. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:59pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] yo mikey, what's goin on? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2008 12:04am - Dave_Maggot ""] he was fine when i was talking to him online earlier |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 25,2008 9:02am - markfuckingrichards ""] Mike meant be was defecating blood. He made a typo, the lazy so and so. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 28,2008 12:10pm - succubus ""] hello...did you get this checked young man? |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 28,2008 12:13pm - Jimmy Revenge ""] Upper GI bleed. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 28,2008 2:39pm - succubus ""] UP |