Judge Renames Child After Asshole Parents Give Her Stupid Fucking Name[views:2758][posts:24]____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_au_an/new_zealand_bizarre_names 'Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.' |
| __________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:37pm - Martins ""] People ain't shit. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:37pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] Just read this before I got here. Had a good laugh. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i wish my name was "Violence" |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:42pm - grizloch ""] FUCK, I wish my name was Sex Fruit |
| ______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:45pm - pam ""] I hate humans. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:46pm - Yeti ""] fucking sick. who cares about the welfare of our children as long as we can be the cool parents who named their kid something "hilarious"? |
| ______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 12:48pm - pam ""] I named my kid Twat Dropping Helme. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:05pm - gmnli ""] Those are all very good names. Totally naming my kid toilet. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:05pm - gmnli ""] ... if I were to have a kid, that is. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:10pm - aril ""] who the fuck would name their kid Fish and Chips? |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:11pm - xmikex ""] I heard of these people who named their kid Griffindor or whatever it's called from Harry Potter. That kid is either going to become a suicidal piece of shit, or the subject of infinite retainer blowjobs from nerd girls nationwide. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:12pm - samYam ""] I know a guy who's name is Lord Utmost, his wife is Divine Love and one of their kids is named Tapioca. No lie, these people are real! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 1:17pm - xmikex ""] I've already told my girlfriend that if she ever wants to have kids with me, boy or girl, it's being named Pterodactyl. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 5:39pm - DomesticTerror ""] but the p can't be silent. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 6:00pm - dreadkill ""] i wanted to name my kid rulf, but we named her skye instead. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 6:24pm - SkinSandwich ""] WTF is "Yeah Detroit"?? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 7:18pm - MASlayer ""] these should also be names: meatloaf fluffer smudge vagwich smegma |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 8:42pm - thuringwethil ""] "Number 16 Bus Shelter", LOL people are high |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:53pm - tylor ""] haha i heard this on eei today, hard to believe all these names are real |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:53pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Frank Zappa Dweezil Zappa Moon Unit Zappa Diva Muffin Zappa |
| _________________________________ [Jul 24,2008 11:54pm - tylor ""] frank zappa gets a free pass for everything |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 25,2008 12:36am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I know |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 25,2008 8:07am - GoatCatalyst ""] Looks like the miscarriage fairy missed a few. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 26,2008 1:37am - i_am_lazy ""] tylor said:frank zappa gets a free pass for everything +1 billion |