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Angry Man Shoots Lawn Mower for not Starting

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[Jul 25,2008 6:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080725/ap_on_...s;_ylt=AuV6ZAfmZv6jqGA5DCij9ULtiBIF


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[Jul 25,2008 6:42pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
that sounds like something my step dad would do if he was still allowed to have guns. i've watched him destroy many a weed whacker on the concrete before, and he's famous for literally kicking his motorcycle over and calling it a sisterless cunt for not starting.
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[Jul 25,2008 10:48pm - ...............  ""]
reminds me of the old DK's song "a child and his lawnmower"

Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the American way
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way


You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left
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[Jul 25,2008 11:52pm - ernie  ""]
thats me in 20 years
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[Jul 27,2008 3:44am - CtB0rderpatrol  ""]
thats me in no less than 5 years
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[Jul 27,2008 5:17am - NuclearWinter ""]
I was woken up at 10:30 this morning (4 hours earlier than my usual waking hour) to a text of this news. Fuck everything with absolute power.
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[Jul 27,2008 10:46am - sever nli  ""]
"Its my lawn mower and its in my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

This man speaks trooth.
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[Jul 27,2008 11:18am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]

............... said:reminds me of the old DK's song "a child and his lawnmower"

Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the American way
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way


You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left



This is the same story as that song, just in Milwaukee and with the dude actually getting more than a slap on the wrist.

History repeats itself.
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[Jul 27,2008 4:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
He looks like he should be Lemmy's father


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