Similar to HollaDaddy: BirdParty[views:1926][posts:8]_____________________________________________________ [Jul 26,2008 10:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I was just turned on to this. Fucking gold. This broad posts & responds to fucked up personal ads on craigslist and posts the conversations: http://birdparty.blogspot.com |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 26,2008 11:35pm - dertoxia ""] holy fuck i could barely even get halfway through the abortion sex one. hahahahaha sorry but this person is more clever than you :( |
| _____________________________ [Jul 27,2008 9:13pm - pam ""] The knitting ladies are going to love this. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 27,2008 9:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] One of your knitting ladies sent it to me haha |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 27,2008 11:23pm - ellesarusrex ""] lol... omg so good |
| ______________________________ [Jul 27,2008 11:26pm - pam ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:One of your knitting ladies sent it to me haha HAHAH That doesn't surprise me. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 28,2008 12:09pm - xmikex ""] This is awesome. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 28,2008 12:12pm - xmikex ""] I need fresh air because grow up near Soviet paint factory. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 28,2008 12:20pm - xmikex ""] SMOKE CRACK?? - m4w - 21 Reply to: anon-71869176@craigslist.org Date: 2005-05-05, 7:00PM EDT I GOT DAT GOOD SHIT.. HOLLA (THIS ISNT FAKE) * this is in or around PG COUNTY Birdparty wrote: Are you fo real? I’m jonesin for a taste. Reggie wrote: AS REAL AS IT GETS.WHY YOU ASKING? Birdparty wrote: I'd love to get together and smoke crack. What else you looking for? Reggie wrote: well its not cooked. u like blow? what else u wanna give? u are a woman right? send me a pic and description Birdparty wrote: You’re talking crack, right? I know how to make it, if you want. And yes I am a woman. I'm good company and maybe if you give me some crack, you can stick your goods in a few of mine. Reggie wrote: when and where do u wanna hook up? Birdparty wrote: Well you still haven't addressed the original topic of your ad which drew me in -- and that's the crack. Do you have any cracks or not? Ass cracks don't count, I want the real shit. Reggie wrote: i been told u i got uncooked. therefore i have addressed the original. i got da real shit. how do i know u aint the police Birdparty wrote: The police wouldn't care if you had crack or coke, they'd just arrest you either way. I on the other hand, am not interested in any of your coke. It's the rock I crave. It used to be the other kind of rock I wanted -- a diamond ring. But since my marriage failed after Bruce turned out to be a closeted homosexual, I have turned to crack and sex. The crack makes me feel good and the sex reminds me that I am a desirable woman. I have lost several teeth in my pursuit of the rock, but this makes blow jobs much more sensual. Hugs and kisses, Gloria P.S. -- I can make a tin foil crack pipe. Reggie wrote: u tell me when u free....and we can go from there Birdparty wrote: I don't have a job, so I am free when you are. I do like to watch Oprah weekday afternoons, Desperate Housewives Sunday nights and The Mclaughlin Group Sunday mornings. Can we work around these shows? Reggie wrote: gimmie your name and number Birdparty wrote: Are you a cop? Reggie wrote: no.fuck no.im actually in trouble with the law right now and i have a courtdate on the 31st. how are we gonna meet if i dont have your info. i go to work all day so i wanted your number so when i get off i could hit u up one day to see if u were ready for me. im not gonna press you out about it though. its on you. u either trust me or u dont. Birdparty wrote: Whether I trust you or not depends on what you are in trouble with the law for. Is this just a speeding ticket or are we talking something more intense? Reggie wrote: i got caught with my gun. im not going to keep going back and forth typing to you babes, trying to explain to you that im not a cop. remember homie, u hit me for it. if i were a real cop, i would have been had enough technology over here to track your housing information just from your emails you sent me and been locked your ass up. i only have a lil bit of shit left so im getting rid of it as we speak. im not going to reup cause i dont know what this judge is going to try and do to me.so its no point to buy more if i might be going to jail.so if u want it, u need to stop bullshitting. either yes or no. no more bs'ing. tired of typing. holla atcha boy Birdparty wrote: I like to freebase out of man's ass. Are you game? Reggie wrote: baby you sound smoking. u still on. email me and let me know |