ATTN /r/: I need a Pedobear costume[views:25416][posts:31]____________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 2:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] for use in COMPOSTED. This is like the 10th time I've quickly looked on the inerweb and found nothing. I'm thinking I just need a fur suit and some sort of large mark. The fur suit sould be easy enough, but the mask could get tricky. Who's crafty? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 2:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Here's a bad example: [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 2:55pm - dertoxia ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 3:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] He better not be Pedobear. I've had this idea for over a year dagnabit. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 30,2008 3:13pm - aril ""] pedobear coughing up blood is not too exciting sounding |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 3:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Not on a messageboard. But add slams, Dave Maggot, and rape jokes and we've got something. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 3:17pm - dertoxia ""] Tentacles did in April of 2007.....while not exactly pedobear, it is a man in a bear costume who very likely may enjoy molesting children |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 6:57pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Damn it. Everything's been done. I'm going to have to rape a deaf baby on stage. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 9:38pm - demondave ""] You can pretend all you want that you never had a pedo bear costume and only now are you looking for one. The police are not fooled. They're on to you. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 11:22pm - archaeon ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Damn it. Everything's been done. I'm going to have to rape a deaf baby on stage. Simpsons did it |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 30,2008 11:39pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] demondave said:You can pretend all you want that you never had a pedo bear costume and only now are you looking for one. The police are not fooled. They're on to you. SHHHHH! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 2:05am - ernie ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Jul 31,2008 12:17pm - pam ""] I broke the fuck out of my sewing machine or I'd be able to make you one. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 2:19pm - Conservationist ""] Do a costume more like the one shown above, where you're wearing cloth not fur, if you're going to be ons tage. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 2:46pm - grizloch ""] scott was half out of that get up by the third song because he was dying, wouldnt take it off, not man enough to strip to his boxers... |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 3:12pm - Conservationist ""] It looks like pain to me. Being onstage and playing an instrument is hot enough... it would be counterintuitive for Pedobear to wear underwear or pants anyway. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 31,2008 3:27pm - Yeti ""] hahahaha true |
| ______________________________ [Jul 31,2008 3:27pm - Yeti ""] Pedobear is the weird outcast Uncle of the Berenstein Bears. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 10:06pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh my god, Tentacles is fucking awesome. Why didn't I know this before? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 10:11pm - dertoxia ""] you will find out on the 9th |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 10:30pm - demondave ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 31,2008 10:37pm - archaeon ""] :LOVE: |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 1,2008 3:39am - thegreatspaldino ""] demondave said:[img] wow... that slut needs to slip and fall onto my penis. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 1,2008 6:34am - watchmaker666 ""] hypnotizing |
| _________________________________ [Aug 1,2008 6:39am - rotivore ""] dertoxia said:[img][img] |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2008 11:17am - hornyPenis ""] hey there! nice vagina. can i lick it? k thx kbai |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 16,2008 11:20am - hornyPenis ""] demondave said:[img] the above photo is what i was referring to in my previous post. i must leave you now to vigorously masturbate about her erotic clam. yum i want to floss with her pubic hairs. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 16,2008 11:26am - goatcatalyst ""] what pubic hairs, silly??? SHE'S A CHILD!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 28,2008 10:23pm - anonymous ""] http://cgi.ebay.com/PROF-Brown-Bear-Mascot...2%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 |
| _____________________________________________________ [Sep 29,2008 12:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Oh my fuck, yes. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 29,2008 1:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Better make sure it's stain-resistant, or else Scotchguard that shit. |