Valentine's Day[views:3036][posts:35]__________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 6:21pm - litacore ""] I'm sick of this love bullshit. STOP CELEBRATING THIS POO-POO-CA-CA HOLIDAY!!! anyhoo, what are you getttin' him / her?:bartmoon: |
| __________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 6:26pm - Kalopsia ""] i once had a valentine, like 7 or 8 years ago. then no more :( so yea, valentine's day means nothing to me |
| __________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 6:43pm - succubus ""] isn't valentine's day a ploy by hallmark for people to spend more$$$ you should love your partner every day...having said that... it's a fun excuse to do lovey dovey crap and i'm looking forward to it but i'm not posting what i am getting because..well you know... lol |
| __________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 6:45pm - succubus ""] aaron and i had this convo...and some good gifts i'm seeing advertised..godiva's...lingerie, pj's one of the lamest gimicks though is buying your loved one a star and naming it after them...what a crock of crap... |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 8:00pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'm going to hooters for valentines day. hahahaha |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:03pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:04pm - Abbath ""] DeOdiumMortis said:Valentine's Day gifts should be all about sex. I'm going to give a half dozen women bottles of lube and see if any of them take the hint. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! now only if they would except it.... |
| _______________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:15pm - luke ""] if i had a valentine i'd buy them some land on mars...anyone hear about this? hahah |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:19pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:24pm - retzam ""] DeOdiumMortis said:The entire planet of Pluto is only $10,000 or so. Haha, that fucking idiot. You know the one I am talking about right? The one who found a loophole in a law and immediately claimed the moon and the other 8 planets? What a douchebag. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:27pm - goratory ""] what??? someone bought the planets. Tell me more |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 10,2004 11:33pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] He's an interplanetary squatter. Lame. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 12:02am - BornSoVile ""] Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint? Retzam said loophole, Fucking A. Gangbangs should be a Valentine tradition. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 1:10am - dreadkill ""] i'm going to wake up drunk on valentine's day and stay that way. maybe i'll be lucky enough to spend the whole day unconscious. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 1:22am - DeOdiumMortis ""] My valentine this year is a cinderblock, and just like with any good woman, I'm going to make it sit on my face. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:45am - the_reverend ""] hm.. I guess this means I don't have to get sucubus anything? score! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 7:21am - succubus ""] are you refering to DOM's post about Valentine's Day gifts being all about having sex all day? (i just added a few words..lol) but he forgot to mention that you have to give a real present first bahahahaha:spineyes: |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 7:22am - succubus ""] BornSoVile said:Isn't Valentines day named after a Saint? yeah i think yer right..you religious fool!!! =) |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 7:25am - the_reverend ""] damn... and I was "saving up" a nice (although salty) gift |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 8:32am - succubus ""] ok so save that too!!! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 8:32am - succubus ""] but please..drink pineapple juice =) thanks |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 11:50am - Joe/NotCommon ""] im working at 9am on valentines day |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:00pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] I'll buy you a big box of chocolates at your own store and give them to you you big loveable hateful bear of a man you. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:02pm - extremedeath666 ""] party at my house if anyones interested. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:21pm - succubus ""] you mean in yer pants...at least that's what i heard some girls say... |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:23pm - extremedeath666 ""] BAM! no but seriously, email me if any one wants to go |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:40pm - the_reverend ""] Nutrition Report: Americans too salty: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/11/salt.water.ap/index.html rarararara |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:44pm - extremedeath666 ""] are you guys coming on friday? |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:49pm - succubus ""] >These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked for a >rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-romantic second >line. A hoot! > >Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss >But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. >****** >I thought that I could love no other >Until, that is, I met your brother. >****** >Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But >the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and >so is your head. >****** >Of loving beauty you float with grace >If only you could hide your face. >****** >Kind, intelligent, loving and hot >This describes everything you are not. >****** >I want to feel your sweet embrace >But don't take that paper bag off of your face. >****** >I love your smile, your face, and your eyes >Damn, I'm good at telling lies! >****** >My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: >Marrying you screwed up my life. >****** >I see your face when I am dreaming. >That's why I always wake up screaming. >****** >My love, you take my breath away. >What have you stepped in to smell this way? >****** >My feelings for you no words can tell >Except for maybe "Go To Hell". >****** >What inspired this amorous rhyme? >Two parts vodka, one part lime. > |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 2:57pm - swamplorddvm ""] I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 3:09pm - Dissector ""] http://www.freewebs.com/dissector1/images/valentines.gif For some reason I can't get the pictures to work, so just visit the link I guess. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 11,2004 3:53pm - yoda ""] swamplorddvm said:I'll give each of my many ho's my shlong, and if they don't like it, a kick down the stairs. says the virgin:yoda: |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 3:57pm - the_reverend ""] damn, you were post 50,000 damn you yoda. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 4:01pm - swamplorddvm ""] yoda said:says the virgin:yoda: Yoda's not as wise as I thought he was. But he's still cool 'cause his name is YODA. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2004 4:41pm - succubus ""] reminder to order flowers! http://www.wbur.org/support <win a Mercedes. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 12,2004 12:53pm - succubus ""] http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...od_afp/040212113049_t19bknlh_photo0 A South Korean couple buy boxes of chocolates as a gift for Valentine's Day in Seoul. South Korea's Food and Drug Administration banned cheeky St Valentine's Day chocolates shaped like genitals or couples making love. [img] |