Ketchup is bullshit.[views:7789][posts:48]_______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:28am - duanegoldstein ""] seriously its like nasty ass cold shitty tomato sauce with vinegar, of all the condiments ketchup is by far the lowest of low. I fucking hate that shit. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:29am - thuringwethil ""] better than mayo though |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:29am - Kadoogapalooza ""] mustard like a motherfucker. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:33am - brian_dc ""] a mild horseradish or mayo with ground red pepper mixed in wins good old fashioned spicy brown mustard works on most things, too BBQ sauce on burgers and fries |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:37am - the_reverend ""] ketchup is ok. catsup, now that's a condiment. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:39am - duanegoldstein ""] mayo mixed with a tabasco of you choice is the shit, but all in all mustard is the JAM. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:41am - brian_dc ""] not entirely related but the realization that grilled cheese with jalapenos made my life complete earlier this week |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:44am - largefreakatzero ""] Ketchup on burgers = WIN Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer) Ketchup on hot dogs = EPIC FAIL (mustard/relish is the correct answer) |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:45am - duanegoldstein ""] bennyhillifier it will save you time and set you free. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:46am - tylor ""] duanegoldstein said:seriously its like nasty ass cold shitty tomato sauce with vinegar, of all the condiments ketchup is by far the lowest of low. I fucking hate that shit. amen to all of that |
| ________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:54am - c.DeAd ""] largefreakatzero said:Ketchup on burgers = WIN Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer) Ketchup on hot dogs = EPIC FAIL (mustard/relish is the correct answer) Total win. Ketchup does not belong on a fucking hotdog. Brown mustard and sauerkraut for life. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:55am - The Revealer ""] Fries, hamburgers, and hot dogs I could understand. But, I watched my friend's wife dump about half a bottle in her lo mein the other day. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 9:57am - the_reverend ""] I hate mustard with a passion. not big on sauerkraut either. veggie dogs + ketchup + relish + cheddar cheese FTW. veggie burgers + ketchup + relish + cheddar cheese + mayo + tomatos. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:05am - dreadkill ""] thuringwethil said:better than mayo thoughmayo is the most vile condiment ever conceived. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:07am - brian_dc ""] a light mayo mixed with hot sauce or ground red pepper is fantastic also garlic mayo is good. I hate plain mayo, and I hate the way fat people overhaul their shit with it. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:09am - the_reverend ""] I would dip you in mayo and eat you. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:09am - the_reverend ""] they need to start deep frying mayo on a stick. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:14am - brian_dc ""] you homoerotic champion speaking of which, did you find a place to crash in PVD tonight? Did you see my offer? |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:17am - c.DeAd ""] Homoerotic champion? ahah. I will be using that from now on. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:20am - duanegoldstein ""] largefreakatzero said:Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer) ABSOMUTHAFUCKINLUTELY:doublehorns: |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:22am - Nobody_Cares ""] I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup. My dads polish aunts would make this horseradish paste with beets I believe. Ever tried this? We put it on roast beef and its hot as shit. Hot foods should have their own thread. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:23am - mOe @ home ""] basically, horseradish hummus replaced mustard on sammiches for me for like 2 weeks...i gotta get more of that shit |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:28am - the_reverend ""] I hate when people put ketchup on eggs or macaroni. granted I used to do that when I was a kid. ketchup is mostly salt anyhow. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:32am - Yeti ""] ketchup on eggs fucking rules. i just had that like an hour ago. i also like ketchup on fish sticks. though i do like ketchup on hot dogs, its not a necessity. fries need cheese sauce, not ketchup. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:34am - dreadkill ""] i like ketchup with fires, but i prefer bbq sauce. ketchup on eggs and meatloaf is gross. ketchup on hot dogs is disgusting. only mustard and relly belong on those. fuck ketchup. catsup is where it's at. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:34am - duanegoldstein ""] Nobody_Cares said:I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup. traditionally every X-mas morning I make breakfast for everyone in the family, last year i made fritatas and my girlfriend preceded to cover that masterpiece in ketchup and I almost fucking lost it ahahhahaha! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:35am - dreadkill ""] i'm a big proponent of hossradish. good stuff. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 10:56am - c.DeAd ""] duanegoldstein said: Nobody_Cares said:I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup. traditionally every X-mas morning I make breakfast for everyone in the family, last year i made fritatas and my girlfriend preceded to cover that masterpiece in ketchup and I almost fucking lost it ahahhahaha! I hate when gf's ruin food with pointless shit like that. One time my gf put salt on bacon. Salt on bacon. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:13am - FuckIsMySignature ""] mustard is gross. ketchup on everything at once. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:22am - markfuckingrichards ""] Anyone who has a problem with ketchup has a problem with me. Ketchup is fucking delicious. It is disgusting on certain things though. Burgers, hotdogs, fries and onion rings are incomplete without ketchup and that is a goddamn fact. FACT! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:25am - c.DeAd ""] markfuckingrichards said:Anyone who has a problem with ketchup has a problem with me. Ketchup is fucking delicious. It is disgusting on certain things though. Burgers, hotdogs, fries and onion rings are incomplete without ketchup and that is a goddamn fact. FACT! WANNA FIGHT? |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:31am - markfuckingrichards ""] Oh it's on. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:36am - Nobody_Cares ""] dreadkill said:i like ketchup with fires, but i prefer bbq sauce. BBQ with fires? Is that what satan eats? Also SALT ON BACON??? Wow, I laughed. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:36am - aril ""] They're all good. My old nick name used to be Mustard. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:45am - markfuckingrichards ""] The best condiment is beef. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:52am - c.DeAd ""] markfuckingrichards said:The best condiment is beef. The best condiment will be your BLOOD! |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 11:56am - markfuckingrichards ""] Well lucky for you I BLEED KETCHUP!!! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 12:02pm - c.DeAd ""] markfuckingrichards said:Well lucky for you I BLEED KETCHUP!!! WELL SOON YOU WILL BE SHITTING IT! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 12:03pm - xanonymousx ""] I haven't ate ketchup since I was seven I believe. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 12:13pm - markfuckingrichards ""] I have ketchup oozing from every cavity in my body. I stick fries in my ass, son. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 8,2008 12:39pm - Yeti ""] i'm with you Mark. the only other condiment as versatile as ketchup is peanut butter. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:11pm - markfuckingrichards ""] Together we shall paint the town red. With Heinz. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:12pm - SacreligionNLI ""] what? are you too good for hunts? what about best yet ketchup? i mean...it's best yet! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Marinara Sauce > Ketchup |
| ________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:17pm - c.DeAd ""] Greatest thread ever. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:31pm - SacreligionNLI ""] c.DeAd said:Salt on bacon. i think that's the straw that broke the suicide camel's back. goodbye, everyone :gun: |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:34pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] butter up that bacon boy |
| ________________________________ [Aug 8,2008 1:52pm - c.DeAd ""] SacreligionNLI said: c.DeAd said:Salt on bacon. i think that's the straw that broke the suicide camel's back. goodbye, everyone :gun: How do you think I felt? I wouldn't talk to her for an hour after that. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 8,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""] markfuckingrichards said:Together we shall paint the town red. With Heinz. add peanut butter and it will look as though the town is painted in bloody shit. |