I wrote an obituary and I think its about Isaac Hayes[views:777][posts:0]______________________________________ [Aug 11,2008 9:17am - Kadooganaut ""] Though the composer of countless great tunes for Motown, or Chess, or whatever, Mr. Hayes went on to his biggest fame as the voice of Chef on the greatest tv show ever, South Park. However, Isaac re-discovered the sand he'd been hiding in his vagina after 30 long years, via something called "Sciontelechy" (reference needed). He soon quit South Park, and no one gave a shit about him until he died. May he be at rest in the space volcanoes that await him in the Crab Nebula's Sandy Vagina sector. |