Bigfoot Body Found, Put in Freezer[views:20599][posts:70]________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:24am - aril ""] http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24179242-2,00.html Haha, let's wait for the press conference tomorrow. They're supposedly doing a DNA test of this thing. Watch it turn out to be somebody coincidentally named "Homer J. Simpson." |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:25am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i hope it wakes up and kills everyone a la the Jacks Links commercials. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:32am - Kadooganaut ""] thats wacky. and how come i never heard aboutthis thing? |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:39am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Kadooganaut said:thats wacky. and how come i never heard aboutthis thing? there were several posts about it and it was on CNN. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:44am - the_reverend ""] the guy that found it has a history of making hoaxes. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:45am - aril ""] oh snap. I didn't hear about that? That was in Montauk.. sweet. that's where that old secret military base was. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 11:54am - thuringwethil ""] manbearpig is serial |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:05pm - ellesarusrex ""] im obsessed with sasquatches. if this thing is a for real bigfoot im moving to the mountains. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:17pm - Conservationist ""] Get ready for Yeti reparations. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:21pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeti has not posted yet -- now we know why... |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:24pm - Conservationist ""] I want to be the first person to sodomize a bigfoot corpse. Where are they keeping it? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:26pm - largefreakatzero ""] Conservationist said:I want to be the first person to sodomize a bigfoot corpse. Where are they keeping it? In Pretendland obviously. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:35pm - ellesarusrex ""] largefreakatzero said:Yeti has not posted yet -- now we know why... lol |
| ________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:37pm - aril ""] they're actaully analyzing yeti "hair" DNA I guess? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:39pm - Yeti ""] ellesarusrex said:im obsessed with sasquatches. HA! NOW I HAVE IT IN WRITING! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:46pm - ellesarusrex ""] werewolves are still my fav though. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:49pm - Yeti ""] yeah but werewolves aren't real. i am most certainly real. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 12:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] if you were real, you'd be dead in a freezer |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:06pm - aril ""] haha, i have this news story spreading around my office |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:06pm - SacreligionNLI ""] would werewolf sex be beastiality all the time or only on full moons? unless said werewolf is an elder and can change at will, of course. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:07pm - aril ""] risseee from your grave |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:26pm - ellesarusrex ""] i would def have werewolf sex.. beastiality or not..theyre fucking hot. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 1:30pm - SacreligionNLI ""] ellesarusrex said:i would def have werewolf sex.. beastiality or not..theyre fucking hot. [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 2:04pm - Kadooganaut ""] FuckIsMySignature said: Kadooganaut said:thats wacky. and how come i never heard aboutthis thing? there were several posts about it and it was on CNN. I watch cnn like a geriatric hawk. No wait, I don't. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:00pm - Conservationist ""] FuckIsMySignature said:if you were real, you'd be dead in a freezer NOES, theyve said that other sasquatches exist in Northern Georgia... probably fighting the Russians |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:12pm - dreadkill ""] SacreligionNLI said: ellesarusrex said:i would def have werewolf sex.. beastiality or not..theyre fucking hot. [img] women could be so lazy with him. just lay there and let him get on top of you and shake til you come to fruition. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:14pm - Yeti ""] ellesarusrex said:i would def have werewolf sex.. beastiality or not..theyre fucking hot. FUCK MEEE!!!! [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] huuuungry eeeeeeyeeess |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 3:17pm - dreadkill ""] glen benton is validated. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 4:09pm - ellesarusrex ""] someone go sasquatch hunting with me. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2008 4:18pm - aril ""] there's one in the hockomock swamp. i've hunted for it before. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 4:32pm - largefreakatzero ""] ellesarusrex said:someone go sasquatch hunting with me. That's a good idea -- offer to venture into the woods with one of the creeps on this board. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 4:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] largefreakatzero said: ellesarusrex said:someone go sasquatch hunting with me. That's a good idea -- offer to venture into the woods with one of the creeps on this board. ... with guns no less |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2008 7:28pm - Kadooganaut ""] This one time, when I first moved to Bluffington, I went hunting for Neematoads. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 8:04am - grizloch ""] [Aug 14,2008 7:28pm - Kadooganaut ] This one time, when I first moved to Bluffington, I went hunting for Neematoads. HA! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:21pm - SacreligionNLI ""] ellesarusrex said:someone go sasquatch hunting with me. Yeti said:[img] i win |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:30pm - aril ""] 3PM ET is the press conference. who wants to take bets that it's fake? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:32pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] its probably just one of the local yocals who has problems with body hair. theres people down there that definitely DO NOT look like they are human. i think the movie Wrong Turn was a documentary on the subject. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] the events happened in real time |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:41pm - aril ""] I heard some NBA scouts were seen in the area looking for more of these things for their teams. That'd be SICK. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:43pm - SacreligionNLI ""] sasquatchball would be awesome |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 1:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think the pats secondary could use a sasquatch. imagine seein that thing runnin at ya. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:08pm - Conservationist ""] aril said:3PM ET is the press conference. who wants to take bets that it's fake? That's only an hour away. I CAN'T WAIT |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:09pm - aril ""] sasquatchball would be the most entertaining thing ever. 7'7'' 500 lbs of pure aggression |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:10pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it's actually just the great khali [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:12pm - Conservationist ""] aril said:sasquatchball would be the most entertaining thing ever. 7'7'' 500 lbs of pure aggression SASQUATCH PRON |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i call bullshit on this news conference |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:04pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wait its on right now but i cant watch... tell me whats happening!! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:15pm - Yeti ""] its a news documentary called "The Truth Behind the Demise of Harry and The Hendersons" [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:18pm - aril ""] they're talking about having pictures of the teeth and tongue proving it's not a mask right now |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:38pm - Conservationist ""] If they found a sasquatch, I would like to rape it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:39pm - dreadkill ""] what channel? |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:40pm - aril ""] i was watching it on cnn headline news now I'm listening to it on cnn.com. DNA Samples: 1.Inconclusive 2.Human 3.Possum They are going to do more tests on it. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:42pm - aril ""] haha the press is butchering these guys up |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:45pm - aril ""] they're showign the pictures now, damn. i can't see them |
| _______________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:51pm - aril ""] saw one. looks legit. didn't see the mouth one yet. apparently it has 6 incisors. the conference has ended. oh well. it could be a hoax, it could be a human. we need more evidence, damnit. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2008 2:33pm - aril ""] not going to let this one die until it's 100% confirmed to be a hoax. (or true...?) I'll give it a week. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 2:40pm - dreadkill ""] i kind of want it to be true because it would be cool as hell, but i also want it to be a hoax, because if it's real, all the myth and mystery goes out of it and that's part of the fun. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2008 2:46pm - aril ""] it'd probably have scientists go nuts over this. imagine it: an ape-like humanoid creature that somehow has hid in the shadows for years. they'd try to tie it into our evolution and put them in zoos. it'd spark a massive manhut for other pockets of them too. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 3:58pm - ellesarusrex ""] [img] female sasquatch |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 4:12pm - the_reverend ""] the truth is out there. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2008 10:42am - Yeti ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 19,2008 10:59am - monster_island ""] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2008 2:15pm - aril ""] http://www.cbs46.com/news/17232407/detail.html rubber suit. HAHAH! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 19,2008 3:21pm - Yeti ""] i can't believe this was even glanced at a second time, never mind given so many news slots. fools. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2008 3:23pm - aril ""] because if it was ever shown to be true, it'd be a huge story. too bad it's fake. oh well, NEXT |
| _______________________________ [Aug 21,2008 3:49pm - aril ""] http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/21/bigfoot.hoax/index.html It's now 100% confirmed to be a joke and a hoax. I'm not surprised, although I was hoping it'd be real. These people need to be shot. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 21,2008 3:56pm - thuringwethil ""] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 21,2008 4:38pm - Conservationist ""] Are you gonna add yourself to the list? I just added myself. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 4,2013 3:45pm - caz ""] amazing! |