Scientists discover fountain of youth. The only catch is it's not a fountain.[views:1375][posts:17]_________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/200...31197.htm?site=science&topic=latest |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:39pm - SacreligionNLI ""] it's more of a blockade of youth, really. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] or you could just drink a truckload of wine everyday |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:42pm - monster_island ""] the countess Bathory already figured it out |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:46pm - SacreligionNLI ""] yeah until she died |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ... or did she? |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:55pm - the_reverend ""] dundundun |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:56pm - SacreligionNLI ""] condoleeza rice = elizabeth bathory condi isn't really black, her skin is just clotted from all the blood bathing. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 2:59pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] cuunalingusss riiiiice |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 3:00pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i want nothing to do with cunnilingus on that woman. it'd be like 24/7 rag |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:16pm - monster_island ""] SacreligionNLI said:yeah until she died she didnt die until 4 years after she was locked up ... before that she had smooth ass skin and a bloody puss |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:20pm - SacreligionNLI ""] you don't know that. scribes just wrote that she had great skin so they weren't murdered |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:26pm - monster_island ""] yeah scribes are all suck asses too ... i dont think she used palmolive either |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:28pm - SacreligionNLI ""] maybe palmolive. she definitely didn't use aloe though |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:33pm - monster_island ""] imagine if she had ebay back then |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:35pm - SacreligionNLI ""] she had obey. it's a beta version |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:38pm - monster_island ""] her 650th obey order did her in |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 15,2008 5:39pm - monster_island ""] at 650 go directly to the tower .. do not pass go ... do not collect 200 dollars ... |