Almost hooking up with your cousin in high school apprecaition thread![views:2932][posts:31]_____________________________________ [Aug 16,2008 7:50pm - xanonymousx ""] yep today i learned that a girl i almost hooked up with in high school was in fact my second cousin. made the day awkward as hell has this ever happened to anyone else? i should have realized this since her last name is my grandmother's maiden name. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 16,2008 7:55pm - Mess ""] didja fuckah? |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2008 7:57pm - xanonymousx ""] almost, but we were both in pretty much shock for the whole day. esp when my grandfather made the comment that 'too bad we were cousins...' |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2008 8:06pm - the_reverend ""] you should have got stoned and fucked in the bathroom. fuck or you're a pussy. shooopshoop |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 16,2008 8:09pm - xanonymousx ""] haha yeah.... well i was in bristol nh... but hey i dont smoke rev. one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too..... |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2008 9:02pm - monster_island ""] dont be gay ... do her ass |
| ______________________________ [Aug 17,2008 2:07am - sean ""] xanonymousx said:haha yeah.... well i was in bristol nh... but hey i dont smoke rev. one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too..... This is why NH has the highest rate of incest in the country. Live fucking your cousin or DIE |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 9:59am - Conservationist ""] 2nd cousin is legal, amirite? |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 10:18am - demondave ""] pics or it didn't happen |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 11:38am - markfuckingrichards ""] Now that she knows you're second cousins, the situation is that much hotter, so obviously she wants to jump your bones and procreate some abnormal progeny. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 12:22pm - ScumFuck ""] dude, don't be a fucking coward, its not like she's your sister. Just remember to pull out and nut on her face so you don't have any inbred mutant babies |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 12:38pm - dreadkill ""] two people i was kind of friends with back in high school were really interested in each other and almost hooked up, but then found out they were second cousins. i recently found out the girl is getting married soon and the first thing i asked was "is she related to the guy?" |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 12:55pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Pics Plz |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 1:02pm - DomesticTerror ""] just fuck her for a few months. think of it this way, when you don't wanna fuck her anymore, you'll always have the perfect exit strategy in your back pocket. insert cliche breakup lines, followed with "...plus we ARE related..." ugh, i wish i had a hot cousin. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 1:06pm - RichHorror ""] If only she was a mute. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 1:07pm - RichHorror ""] "Her eye3s are screaming." |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 1:32pm - dertoxia ""] i know a certain someone who's cousin is a model for Maxim. as much as he may say no i know he has to have wanted to fuck her. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 2:07pm - markfuckingrichards ""] I bet that certain someone is YOU! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 3:31pm - dertoxia ""] That certain someone is not me but i wish it was because i would definitely fuck my hot model cousin. Alas i can only dream of fucking grizlochs hot model cousin which is nowhere near as fun as incest. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 3:59pm - Conservationist ""] Prevalence is difficult to generalize, but research has estimated 10-15% of the general population as having at least one incest experience, with less than 2% involving intercourse or attempted intercourse.[5] Among women, research by Russell (1986) and Wyatt (1985) has yielded estimates as high as twenty percent.[4] The Book of Leviticus lists prohibitions against sexual relations between various pairs of family members. Men are prohibited, on pain of death, to have sexual relations with their daughters, sisters, mothers, aunts, and various other relations, but it is silent on the subject of sex with a man's niece. It is to be noted that the Book of Leviticus says nothing about the marriage of cousins and of uncles and nieces (see Cousin couple). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest#Laws_regarding_incest The 1913 Catholic Encyclopedia refers to a theory by the Anglican bishop of Bath and Wells speculating that Mary and Joseph, the mother and father of Jesus, were first cousins.[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_couple JESUS SAYS: HIT IT |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 6:22pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:Pics Plz |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 7:37pm - the_reverend ""] no myspace link? fuck this thread. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 7:52pm - Conservationist ""] 2nd cousins are legal and fair game according to most major religions. Fear her, fear her, fear her... Cousin Lonely lass in the valley of persuasion To receive last temptations from Lord Satan "Take a bite" said the serpent "eat of it" Without no choice to do so, she cannot resist Impaled vagination Compassion forgot Eternal damnation Once upon a crotch Blasphemy laughs at thee Lady you've been deceived Struggling on the crotch Gagging to breathe Despite your gulp, question why You were impaled by the angel of cock Nail her, nail her, nail her... Cousin Lonely lass screaming in her lust contraction Prophecy in its final contradiction When you die come when the dong will be relieved Upon the crotch, before the world to see Once upon the crotch |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 7:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have a couple hot cousins i wanna fuck... they are all fuckin cuntbags though. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:22pm - xanonymousx ""] markfuckingrichards said:Now that she knows you're second cousins, the situation is that much hotter, so obviously she wants to jump your bones and procreate some abnormal progeny. ... |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] holy shit... if you can aint gonna fuck her .. can have her number? goddamn |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:24pm - RichHorror ""] Just hit it. BE A MAN. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:48pm - bull ""] sean said: xanonymousx said:haha yeah.... well i was in bristol nh... but hey i dont smoke rev. one weird thing was she seemed to be checking me out after the fact too..... This is why NH has the highest rate of incest in the country. Live fucking your cousin or DIE youve obviously never been to west virginia |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 8:56pm - the_reverend ""] she's a fatty, run! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 17,2008 9:03pm - xanonymousx ""] she's not fat rev. questioning why she would post those on facebook though. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 18,2008 6:32pm - Pics ""] Any pictures of her??? |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 18,2008 7:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] dertoxia said:That certain someone is not me but i wish it was because i would definitely fuck my hot model cousin. Alas i can only dream of fucking grizlochs hot model cousin which is nowhere near as fun as incest. Haha, Grizloch was my 2nd choice! Please divulge information. |