the official FUCK ELVIS thread[views:2443][posts:24][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:34am - Kadooganaut ""] yay or nay? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:41am - goatcatalyst ""] now THAT'S racist! |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:42am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I have it on good authority that, through a Six-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon-style makeout chain that goes through members of the Blanks 77 and the Ramones, I have indirectly swapped spit with Elvis Presley. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:43am - aril ""] Danzig wouldn't exist without Elvis? WHAT? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:43am - goatcatalyst ""] ... you heard FIREWORKS! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:43am - oscarct ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I have it on good authority that, through a Six-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon-style makeout chain that goes through members of the Blanks 77 and the Ramones, I have indirectly swapped spit with Elvis Presley. this may need more explanation now |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:43am - goatcatalyst ""] the fireworks |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] oscarct said: DestroyYouAlot said:I have it on good authority that, through a Six-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon-style makeout chain that goes through members of the Blanks 77 and the Ramones, I have indirectly swapped spit with Elvis Presley. this may need more explanation now Nothing much more to it - folks I have made out with have made out with folks that have made out with folks (so on and so forth), and it eventually goes back to the King. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:50am - oscarct ""] I fucked a girl who claimed to have blown brett michaels...im not really proud of that |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:55am - goatcatalyst ""] i cut a girl who hellhammer ate out |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 11:57am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I felched Dead. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:06pm - markfuckingrichards ""] I gave Euronymous' ex girlfriend the female version of a blumpkin. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:11pm - goatcatalyst ""] we should start a band and make necrophiliac black metals then. cassette releases only. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:39pm - Kadooganaut ""] a lot of good bands wouldn't exist without Elvis, but the same can be said of every good band Elvis exploited the fuck out of. Dude din't even write his own songs. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:40pm - Kadooganaut ""] ps I ate out a girl who ate out a girl who got aids from sharing hypodermic needles with a guy who ate out Freddy Mercury's dog's browneye's cousin |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:42pm - metal_church101 ""] AL BUNDY always did a great job of making fun of Elvis. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:46pm - dftg ""] Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Starr: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:46pm - goatcatalyst ""] goddamn you and your loophole, metalchurch101 |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 12:50pm - metal_church101 ""] Couldn't resist. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 1:02pm - metal_church101 ""] [img] [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 1:46pm - markfuckingrichards ""] I'm down with this band Ryan, but no cassettes. If someone wants the product it can only be obtained through sex act. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 2:10pm - dreadkill ""] markfuckingrichards said:I gave Euronymous' ex girlfriend the female version of a blumpkin.i love you |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 3:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Aww I love you too Ken. You want a blumpkin? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 3:30pm - dreadkill ""] do you even have to ask? |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 3:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Sometimes I like to play dumb. |