Shoot 'Em Up: FUCK YES[views:2715][posts:14]_____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:29pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If you could roll every aspect of being a badass into one guy, it would be Clive Owen in Shoot 'Em Up. I've owned this for months but just finally got around to watching it. HOLY FUCK. I've heard people bitch about it being "predictable" and other nonsense. To those people I say fuck you. This movie is fucking amazing. Here are some key aspects of the movie, with no spoilers: -A man is killed by a carrot -Well, technically several men are killed by carrots -Clive Owen kills a bunch of dudes while fucking Monica Bellucci -A man and his dog share delicious treats -A baby loves heavy metal -A dude gets his Prince Albert removed in a makeshift manner -Gun fight falling from a plane Anyone who hasn't seen this movie and considers themselves a man or a badass needs to watch this movie and appreciate the fuck out of it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:34pm - narkybark ""] I got killed by a carrot once. True story. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] And you live to tell about it?! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:53pm - timma ""] Oh man..that carrot shit was ridiculous...with the eye?! I yelped like a mini schnauzer getting it's cock ripped off. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 5:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I laughed like a man watching a mini schnauzer getting its cock ripped off. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2008 10:34pm - Conservationist ""] Agreed. Nearly plotless, pure violence porn. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 7:48am - markfuckingrichards ""] Exactly what we need more of in movies, seriously. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 26,2008 7:50am - timma ""] I won't lie...I kiiiiiind of wanted to see Giamotti shove his blazingly hot gun barrel up that slut's box. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 8:21am - Conservationist ""] markfuckingrichards said:Exactly what we need more of in movies, seriously. I agree. It offends my friends, but although I like literature and all that, for movies and TV I want unadulterated violence. No high art. But isn't that what movies are for? I got in an unfortunate debate with someone over the "philosophy" in the latest Batman film. I was like, dude, I was paying no attention to the "philosophy" in that film -- it was all about kicking Heef's ass. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 9:22am - RustyPS ""] It was okay. I probably would've liked it better if I waatched it on a good TV with surround sound instead of my computer. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 10:01am - markfuckingrichards ""] I watched it on my sweet surround sound and a big TV and it definitely made it all seem a lot more fierce. I saw parts of it at Dave Maggot's house on a regular TV and it was still badass, just not as intense. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 10:31am - archaeon ""] Mikearchaeon was telling me how much this movie rules. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 11:37am - markfuckingrichards ""] Mike is a good man. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 11:39am - oscarct ""] Movie was better than i expected. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 26,2008 11:41am - markfuckingrichards ""] Amongst all the senseless violence, there were some really clever parts. One of these parts being the way Smith rigged up all the guns in the Hammerson building. So sweet. |