COMPOSTED Finally Posts NEW MUSIC!!![views:17915][posts:58]_____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:25am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] [img] Artwork by Mark Richards Illustration: http://www.myspace.com/markrichardsillustration After 6 months of holding our load, we are finally ready to inseminate your moist ear canals with a piping hot dose of slam-juice. Various studio visits, financial setbacks and all sorts of other unfun shit have held us back for long enough! Featured on the Composted MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal ) you will find 3 newly recorded tracks: Phallus Palace, Ovaries Over Easy & the hit children's song Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts, all from our upcoming debut release, "Sexual Transmission: Simplex Slam!" Track listing for "ST:SS" is as follows: 1. Phallus Palace 2. Doggie Dos & Doggie Don'ts 3. From Cumrags To Riches 4. High On Krylon 5. Ovaries Over Easy The release has been produced by none other than the band's very own Black-ness Monster (http://www.myspace.com/blendermethod ). The Monster also recorded all guitars and bass, touched up existing drum and vocal tracks, and mixed this gem. He was given lemons to work with at first, but he turned them into a large jug of slamonade. P.S. Keep in mind that MySpace rapes music, so to get the full experience, order a CD! "ST:SS" will be available shortly at shows and online in the coming weeks. Also coming soon are High On Krylon t-shirts, brand new stickers, pins & all sorts of fun household goodies! Check us out on the following shows, buy our merch and tell all your friends...or we may come to your house to dress your pets in embarrassing clothing. SLAMMA. LAMMA. DING. DONG. [img] [img] [img] http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal http://www.myspace.com/blendermethod http://www.myspace.com/markrichardsillustration |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:30am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh, and here are lyrics if anyone wants to gurgle along: Phallus Palace The king and queen are perched loftily On a throne of lust and smut, Commanding a kingdom overrun with rape and orgies, Keeping slaves to serve as nympho-sluts. Built on a foundation of pornographic exploitation, Walls held together with deviant ejaculation, The palace oozes sex and sin, standing solid like a rock. They sow the seeds of rape and reap a crop of hardened cocks. Bodies moaning, strewn about; Spread eagle like open wounds. Phalli raised like victory flags At war with willing wombs. The never-ending orgy that is the phallus palace Will cease to be when the streets flood with release. They are content, embracing swollen members and wet lips. The ultimate orgasm will ensue on the day of Acockalypse. Ovaries Over Easy I wake up every morning to the average breakfast cuisine, But my pallet has been numbed by this everyday routine. I’m sick of eating corn flakes and I hate preparing pancakes, I’m in need of something to new to bake, so open your legs for fuck’s sake! Brown eggs are local eggs, But the ones I want are between your legs; My demands may seem sleazy, But I need your ovaries over easy. Bacon, ham and sausage constructed of psuedo-pork Have found a regular home on my plate with my knife and fork. Yet, now I’m hungry for the best of delicacies, Scrambled vulva with a side of ovaries. Brown eggs are local eggs, But the ones I want are between your legs; My demands may seem sleazy, But I need your ovaries over easy. I used to wash breakfast down with fresh-squeezed juices, Now for some reason I’m thirsty for fresh menstrual fluids. I’m sorry girl, I don’t mean to scare ya, But I’ll trade in my toast anyday for your scrumptious labia. Your hatchet wound has become an all-I-can-eat buffet, Grab a bib and some wetnaps, I’ll be eating all day. You’ve got a baby maker perfect to munch, Man that clit-club sandwich sure packs a punch! I think I’ll eat your ass for brunch And fuck your face in place of lunch. I guess tomorrow I’ll have to snack on your mammories, Since now you will be known as uterless and novaries. Doggie Dos & Doggie Don’ts Old McDonald owned a thriving farm, He married by 18 but couldn’t resist a horse’s charm. By 62 his wife grew ill and could no longer dirty talk. His wang grew weak and was only aroused by a floppy donkey cock. Dirty Old McDonald had a pig and a cow He rammed their asses sideways and their pussies he did pound. Filthy Old McDonald had a chicken fucking spree And on the day the eggs did hatch, a man chick family. He once romanced a duck and fucked it with a knife. He’d stick his dick in anything except of course his wife. By 69 he plugged his whole farm alphabetically; He started over going from A to D… For he fell in love with the precious gash of doggie, And after that all his days were sunny. He found the canine cooter eager to please And now he wants his puppy down on four knees. Dirty Old McDonald had a pig and a cow He rammed their asses sideways and their pussies he did pound. Filthy Old McDonald had a chicken-fucking spree And on the day the eggs did hatch, a man-chick family. On Easter Sunday he wandered into the pen And proceeded to defile Peter Cottontail. But to his surprise, the feeling could not compare To his best friend’s hairy beaver, shaved bare. It was love at first plunge; no more sheep, goats or frogs, Only the juicy, luscious touch of his dog. Old McDonald was the filthy old fuck that inspired this song. No more doggie dos and don’ts, this love cannot be wrong. WOOF WOOF! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:49am - timtirpation ""] SICK! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:50am - timtirpation ""] listening now, da da da da daaaaah, I'm lovin it. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2008 7:47am - timma ""] Absolutely sick, dudes. Me <3's Composted long, long time. Can't wait for the Church! |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 8:26am - markfuckingrichards ""] Thanks dudes! We can safely say that 2 out of every 2 Tims prefer Composted over the leading brand. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2008 9:20am - timma ""] "When I'm feeling down in the dumps and depressed about life, I don't go with those other bands with the fancy logos and the long hair. I choose COMPOSTED--because debauchery and slam are what's important to both me and my family." |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 9:24am - xanonymousx ""] damn. this is the BROUTZ! |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 9:28am - markfuckingrichards ""] Haha, excellent. I can't believe how shitty MySpace makes it...you should hear the actual CD! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:01am - C.DEaD ""] I really like you guys. Almost like a more blasting technical CBT or something. Very awesome stuff. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:09am - markfuckingrichards ""] Thanks man! CBT are one of our main influences. Some of the newer shit we've been writing has some straight up disco goregrind, fused with some crust and of course teh slamz. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:18am - C.DEaD ""] Looking forard to it. Do you think the cd will ready for the Sept. 4th show Hirudinea is playing, I mean, if you are going? I would really like to grab it. Teh cd I mean. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:20am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Hey Mark, you should make the songs downloadable. Myspace's player is teh garbage. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:20am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] And thanks for all the positive comments, duders! |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:27am - markfuckingrichards ""] I'll be bringing some copies of the CD to the show on the 4th, so I'll make sure you get one, C. Dead. Are you the guitarist with the long hair? Mike, will the songs' quality still be shitty if they're downloadable from MySpace? If so we should find somewhere else to put them up. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:31am - C.DEaD ""] markfuckingrichards said:I'll be bringing some copies of the CD to the show on the 4th, so I'll make sure you get one, C. Dead. Are you the guitarist with the long hair? QUOTE] Yeah, you got the right idiot. I will you give you a Embryonic Cryptopathia "Uterine Excretor of Carcinovomit" cd and our recently released split 7inch with Blue Holocaust. Also, I have some ExCx shirts as well if you want to swap shirts. I would love to sport that krylon shirt. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:32am - C.DEaD ""] Fuck, I hate when I qoute myself. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:39am - markfuckingrichards ""] Sounds like a deal to me. We won't have the Krylon shirts in until September 10th unfortunately, but when they get here I'd definitely get one of the EC shirts. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:51am - C.DEaD ""] Cool beans, I will bring the shirt anyhow. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:55am - BenFo ""] Fun stuff! |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:56am - markfuckingrichards ""] Sick! I'm an XL if you have one. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:57am - C.DEaD ""] I do, I thinks thats all I have left as everyone likes to show their guns in medium. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 11:05am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mark: Downloadable songs on myspace are exact copies of the full versions you originally upload I believe. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 11:09am - archaeon ""] No recording with do justice to Mark Richards vocals. niggerface did a good with this, everything sounds really full without being too overpowering. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 11:12am - markfuckingrichards ""] Well shit, I'll make the songs downloadable when I get home from work. My vocals stand out a bit more in the full quality version, don't worry Grant, haha. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 11:23am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] i'll try to hit it up in the next hour or so and make them downloadable. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 11:36am - markfuckingrichards ""] You the man. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:08pm - Martins ""] These recordings are definitely better than the originals. Composted is my favorite band in the world. Also is it me or is Phallus Palace faster this time? I thought you guys only re-recorded guitars. I want to have vaginal intercourse with Composted. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:11pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i just want to go on record and say "acockalypse" is the best way ever to end a song |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:12pm - markfuckingrichards ""] We did only re-record guitars...well, bass too. It's all the same speed. We want to have anals with you, Martins. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:14pm - Martins ""] Let me stroke your dick while you prematurely ejaculate. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:19pm - SacreligionNLI ""] i'm gonna go to lunch |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:21pm - markfuckingrichards ""] Are you going to fuck my face in place of lunch? |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:39pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ALL 3 SONGS ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD, YOU THUNDERCUNTING SLAMPIGS. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:40pm - Martins ""] Woah, who told you my real name? |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:43pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Aren't all Portuguese people named Thundercunting Slampigs? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:44pm - Martins ""] You're right you're right you're right Now I have to go back to eating cheese and bread while complaining that no one even knows where Portugal is because Spain is a land of faggots. Except for Wormed. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:46pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Don't y'all speak Brazilian? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:47pm - Martins ""] Yes. Yes we do, MarkFaggotRichards. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] GET YOUR OWN LANGUAGE! Huhhhhyuck. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:50pm - Martins ""] Go land on a dick. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's LAND ON A COCK, you're doing it wrong. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:51pm - archaeon ""] Portugal is Faggits |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:57pm - Martins ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:It's LAND ON A COCK, you're doing it wrong. NO I'M DOING IT RIGHT. MAYBE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG YOU ITALIAN FAG WITH BALLS FOR BRAINS, YOU DAD FOR YOUR DICK, AND 1/8 OF GRANT'S DICK FOR OVARIES. SUCK MY DOUBLEDICK. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:58pm - Martins ""] Love you. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 12:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You dad for your dick? Go back to English school to learn how to speaky. Portugal really is faggits. But I love you too. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:03pm - Martins ""] No, I'm saying your dad is your dick. I was trying to be different. :( |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:07pm - archaeon ""] Martins said:1/8 OF GRANT'S DICK FOR OVARIES. SUCK MY DOUBLEDICK. lol i was talking to jake last night about 1/8 and handjobs. lolz |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If you want to be different you have to listen to bands that understand you, like Aiden and Paramore. And Bullet For My Valentine. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:10pm - Martins ""] I'd hatefuck the Paramore chick while listening to Composted. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 1:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Good man. You passed the test. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 28,2008 3:20pm - Yeti ""] i'd pay good money to see Dave Maggot hatefuck the chick from Paramore in the middle of a wrestling ring. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:28pm - timma ""] [Aug 28,2008 3:20pm - Yeti] i'd pay good money to see Dave Maggot hatefuck the chick from Paramore in the middle of a wrestling ring. Dressed as Randy Savage, of course. OOOOooooHHh YEAaaaaAaAH! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] HAHAHAHA now i gotta make this happen. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:50pm - tomxnli ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 4:52pm - inject-now ""] haha! that gif fucking rules |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 28,2008 10:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Aaaaand bump. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 1:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That dog is mesmerized0rz. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 30,2008 9:14am - DogbiteDaveHumphreys ""] Hey, new tunes are great. Now I have a reason to go on living. Party Hard. |