achtung: nerds[views:8383][posts:35]______________________________ [Aug 29,2008 6:49pm - Mess ""] i need Microsoft Word to update my resume' all i have is WordPad. can someone plz help me obtain a cheap or possibly free copy of MSword? [img] no... srsly nigga |
| _______________________________ [Aug 29,2008 10:10pm - Mess ""] wtf? help? c'mon REVMAN!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 10:14pm - the_reverend ""] carina just asked me for it too. download openoffice ( http://www.openoffice.org ) it will do what you need. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 29,2008 10:22pm - Mess ""] the_reverend said:carina just asked me for it too. download openoffice ( http://www.openoffice.org ) it will do what you need. nice! nice! nice! i'll give it a try tomorrow morning when i'm not drunk! thanks Revman! :shocked::gun: |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 10:57pm - the_reverend ""] np. drink on. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 29,2008 11:10pm - xanonymousx ""] mac or pc?... |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2008 2:53am - Mess ""] my pc is ahhhhhh... pc. but me ahhhhhh i'm FAR from pc. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 30,2008 4:02am - thegreatspaldino ""] abiword is a small, free word program that uses msword documents. http://www.abiword.com |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2008 3:00pm - Mess ""] i went to staples and wal*mart last night to see if they sold the program seperately but they didn't? you have to buy the whole MS office bundle for something like 300 bucks. i just don't get it. and how are you supposed to use products like the one's you guys suggested openoffice / abiword? my resume' is on a hard disk so i'd probably have to open the program and then the disk document ey? wtf is wroooooooooooooong w/me!!! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2008 3:09pm - Mess ""] thegreatspaldino said:abiword is a small, free word program that uses msword documents. http://www.abiword.com fuck yess, that was tit. thanks very much, much obliged my man. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2008 4:34pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, I had that program on my old phone and on some linux distrib. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 30,2008 5:23pm - Mess ""] it did the trick. now all i have to do is find a job. i paid some broad $100.00 bucks to make me look like a million bucks on my resume and she did just that. i just need to make a few updates and then it should be all set. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 30,2008 6:55pm - the_reverend ""] #3 profit |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 31,2008 12:03am - xanonymousx ""] I will upload the MS Office I have on my server tomorrow when I get a chance. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 31,2008 11:38am - Mess ""] xanonymousx said:I will upload the MS Office I have on my server tomorrow when I get a chance. is that possible? i can get the "real" version off you? that would be cool if i could get that. please let me know if you can help. thanks very much x--------x |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 31,2008 1:33pm - xanonymousx ""] I'm looking for the disk now... |
| ______________________________ [Aug 31,2008 1:56pm - Mess ""] cool thanks. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 1,2008 1:02pm - Mess ""] xanonymousx said:I'm looking for the disk now... didya find it? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 1,2008 9:35pm - Mess ""] xanonymousx... i need your help |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 1,2008 10:23pm - Conservationist ""] http://thepiratebay.org/ Sorry to put it so plainly, but this is what you need... |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 8:08am - Mess ""] you can dl the program straight from piratebay? mah nigga? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 8:15am - Mess ""] Conservationist said:http://thepiratebay.org/ Sorry to put it so plainly, but this is what you need... so i did a search for "microsoft word" on piratebay and these are some of the things that came up... - Microsoft Office 2007 (Completely Free Courtesy Of M$) - Microsoft Office 2007 Enterprise Yellow Edition - Microsoft Office 2003 (Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint, Access, i really don't wan't to download the wrong thing. :moe: |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 2,2008 9:30am - Conservationist ""] Mess said:- Microsoft Office 2003 (Word, Excel, Outlook, PowerPoint, Access) I would download this. I know less about the 2007 editions, although they're probably a slight improvement. Among other things, Excel, Powerpoint and Access are good "general office tools" to have mastered. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 2,2008 10:07am - josh_hates_you ""] dude...... type resume template into a google search...... here i found it for you http://docs.google.com/templates?q=resume they host these templates on google and all you do is highlight the sections and add whatever info you want. it is already formatted to look nice. they can be saved in open office or msword. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 2,2008 11:33am - Conservationist ""] If your layout is simple enough, you can save in RTF and move easily between appz. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 6:10pm - Mess ""] so, i finish up my fucking resume' using ABIWORD on my pc. i saved it to a floppy and brought it up to fucking Staples to pring it out because i don't have a godfuckingdamn printer. the stoooooooopid cunt says "i can't find your file". you guys are dealing with a straight up fucking moron here! please, how do i print this shit using abiword? i already tried opening up the document in wordpad but it was a no go. numbers and letters and ducks and sheeeeep everywhere. wtf pussing acronical warmonger |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 6:14pm - Mess ""] wassssssdissssss? http://www.download.com/1770-2001_4-0.html...ads&query=microsoft%20word&tag=srch |
| ______________________________ [Sep 2,2008 6:15pm - aril ""] what about converting it to a .pdf? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 6:18pm - Mess ""] aril said:what about converting it to a .pdf? that's adobe right? i cant try that right now, hold on... bahhhh not supported by that file type. *edit - i CAN try that right now :duffbeer: |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 2,2008 8:15pm - Conservationist ""] Mess said:so, i finish up my fucking resume' using ABIWORD on my pc. i saved it to a floppy and brought it up to fucking Staples to pring it out because i don't have a godfuckingdamn printer. the stoooooooopid cunt says "i can't find your file". you guys are dealing with a straight up fucking moron here! please, how do i print this shit using abiword? i already tried opening up the document in wordpad but it was a no go. numbers and letters and ducks and sheeeeep everywhere. wtf pussing acronical warmonger Did you save in WORD format? Ask her to open all files. I would consider RTF, again -- word does an OK job of converting. If not, try saving in .doc format. If she's using WORD 2007, she may need to select "All Files," and then pick out the .doc file manually. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 8:57pm - Mess ""] i did ask her to OPEN in all files. she did seem like she was off the boat from england though? |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 9:03pm - Mess ""] Conserv: ok, so i opened it up in abiword and saved it as .doc format. i opened it back up in .doc format and it's all changed around. this was my problem from the beginning. it moves all of my shit out of whack. blarghy arggggh |
| _____________________________ [Sep 2,2008 9:03pm - Mess ""] you know what?!~?!?!?!?! fuck it! i'll just give it to them looking like shit. fuck it. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 2,2008 11:40pm - Conservationist ""] Option 1: Use wordpad. Generates good .doc files. Option 2: Download MS WORD. Option 3: Do a simple layout in RTF. Honestly, I don't like OpenOffice for the reason you described (as well as others -- it's a flaky piece of shit) and I'm sorry to hear AbiWord also has these problems. I do not have an Office 2003 image handy or I'd upload. Sorry :( |
| ______________________________ [Jul 7,2011 5:33am - feroz ""] Dude ! there are numerous websites online which gives an overview on how to write a Best Cv or Resume. i googled and found an interesting site of Resume...have a look. Resume Template |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 7,2011 5:36am - bobnomaamrooney ""] One would hope Mess still isn't looking for word processor help. |