Totally hypothetical question[views:2145][posts:39]_______________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] So, a friend of mine wants to know: Would you accept a blowjob from a future version of yourself, knowing that in the future you'd have to reciprocate on a past version of yourself to avoid a universe-destroying paradox? Totally hypothetical, of course. My friend needs to know really soon, though. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:10pm - sacreligionnli ""] considering i wouldn't have to suck my own dick to avoid the paradox alltogether, i would say no |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:13pm - Yeti ""] thats an interesting question. if something interesting came out of it, then yes. but to simply avoid a paradox, no. its technically just super advanced masturbation. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:14pm - monster_island ""] would you have to finger your own ass too ?? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:15pm - sacreligionnli ""] i suppose that'd be entirely up to you. you just have to make sure you get the stinky pinky in the future so the universe doesn't collapse in on itself. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:26pm - rbass ""] yeah sure, it's not gay if it's your own dick |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:31pm - monster_island ""] you could always 69 yourself and cause a vortex of you |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:56pm - c.DeAd ""] Haha, thats awesome. I would totally blow myself. Its not gay if you wear a blindfold. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:57pm - sacreligionnli ""] it's still a cock in your mouth |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:57pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Is your friend named Joey JoJo Shabadoo Jr? |
| _______________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:58pm - xmikex ""] my 3 year old version of myself would fuck the hell out of the 4 year old version of myself. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 1:59pm - c.DeAd ""] c.DeAd said:Its not gay if you wear a blindfold. AND you have your own a cock in your mouth! It's a fucking awesome concept! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] cockmeat sandwich? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:08pm - orgymf@work ""] here is a better question.... why would you bother (if you had a time machine) blowing yourself, when it would be much more fun to go back and freak out a drunk slut you humped one night, by gang banging her with your past self? |
| ______________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:08pm - aril ""] youre out of the band for asking this |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:08pm - c.DeAd ""] orgymf@work said:here is a better question.... why would you bother (if you had a time machine) blowing yourself, when it would be much more fun to go back and freak out a drunk slut you humped one night, by gang banging her with your past self? But then you aren't sucking you own pole. C'mon now, that would be the shit! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:09pm - xmikex ""] Don't cross the streams. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:10pm - orgymf@work ""] c.DeAd said: orgymf@work said:here is a better question.... why would you bother (if you had a time machine) blowing yourself, when it would be much more fun to go back and freak out a drunk slut you humped one night, by gang banging her with your past self? But then you aren't sucking you own pole. C'mon now, that would be the shit! hahaha fuck that! i'd have more fun, going back and finding myself when i was 18, deviriginizing a 16 year old korean, and jumpin at the backdoor, so me and myself could D.P. her for a few hours |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:11pm - sacreligion ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:Is your friend named Joey JoJo Shabadoo Jr? that's the worst name i've ever heard |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:11pm - orgymf@work ""] or better yet, going back to the night i fucked the town whore and telling myself to slow down on the booze so i would remember what her double f's looked like when the bra came off |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:12pm - monster_island ""] watch out for the dirty old 40 year version of yourself armed with a bottle of viagra and maddog 20/20 |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:14pm - orgymf@work ""] hahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:30pm - largefreakatzero ""] Eh, I'm going to go with a definite NO on this one. Bottom line, it IS still a cock in your mouth. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:38pm - c.DeAd ""] This is such a good thread because everyone is taking it so literally. For the record, no, I wouldn't suck myself off. But Tom Brady all injured in his nice little bed.....mmmmmmm sometimes I just don't know. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:41pm - monster_island ""] c.DeAd said:This is such a good thread because everyone is taking it so literally. For the record, no, I wouldn't suck myself off. But Tom Brady all injured in his nice little bed.....mmmmmmm sometimes I just don't know. you could have your future self blow him then you wouldnt be gay ... but would you be gay for watching is what you'd have to ask your current self |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:43pm - sacreligion ""] the real problem is that knowingly forcing a cock in your mouth at any point in the future would make you, like, wearing sweatpants gay. unless you face-fucked your own corpse. that might be acceptable. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 2:44pm - c.DeAd ""] It just keeps getting better. |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:18pm - Yeti ""] orgymf@work said:here is a better question.... why would you bother (if you had a time machine) blowing yourself, when it would be much more fun to go back and freak out a drunk slut you humped one night, by gang banging her with your past self? now that would be awesome. i would go back and Eiffel Tower with myself while fucking my hot ex. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Eiffel Tower ftw |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:19pm - orgymf@work ""] eiffel tower yourself? please explain |
| _____________________________ [Sep 9,2008 3:21pm - Yeti ""] Eiffel Tower my ex, with myself. should have been worded that way. |
| _________________________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 6:52pm - DEATH FIEND sli sli sli ""] I would accept a blowjob from a future version of miley cyrus |
| ______________________________ [Sep 9,2008 7:35pm - slymo ""] i destroy the universe, i've got no issues with that |
| ________________________________ [Sep 9,2008 7:44pm - c.dEAd ""] DEATH%20FIEND%20sli%20sli%20sli said:I would accept a blowjob from a future version of billy ray cyrus QFT |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 3:04pm - DEATH FIEND sli sli sli ""] c.dEAd said: DEATH%20FIEND%20sli%20sli%20sli said:I would accept a blowjob from a future version of billy ray cyrus QFT HAHAHAHAHAHA i should have foreseen this |
| __________________________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 3:05pm - DEATH FIEND sli sli sli ""] btw, only if this future version has cybernetic throat muscles and a grenade launcher |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 4:59pm - ouchdrummer ""] I would suck my dick right now if i could. So that i could feel it right now, that would rule. I dream of it nightly. Although if i wasn't GETTING a blow job from myself, i would do whatever possible to avoid having a penis in my mouth. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 5:03pm - ouchdrummer ""] eiffel tower = A frame. Where the two sides of the "A" are both you, and the horizontal line in the middle would be the girl. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 5:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ouchdrummer said:eiffel tower = A frame. Where the two sides of the "A" are both you, and the horizontal line in the middle would be the girl. Try "H" frame. "A" is a little gay. I'm just saying. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 10,2008 5:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hence, the "London Bridge." |