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Farmers assaulted with spices and sausage

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[Sep 9,2008 4:56pm - SkinSandwich ""]
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll...ticle?AID=/20080909/NEWS11/80909010

HA!
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[Sep 9,2008 5:48pm - sacreligion ""]
hahaha...reminds me of airheads
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[Sep 9,2008 6:09pm - monster_island ""]
sounds like a mexican porno
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[Sep 9,2008 6:20pm - Hoser ""]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I'd love to interview that guy.

Me: "So, when did you know it was the "right" time to rub one with spices?"

Him: "Well, he got all fidgety in his sleep, so I got nervous and just decided to turn to the spice" "It was my only sure way out..."

*Cue Dune music*

Me: "and the sausage?"

Him: "Well, the other guy attacked me and it's all I had..."

Me: "Interesting..."


HAhahahahahaha....that would be awesome.
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[Sep 9,2008 6:23pm - Hoser ""]
Part 2 of said interview.

Me: "Soooo....do you always carry a sausage when attempting robberies?"

Him: "Well, I......."

Me: "And spices for that matter?"

Him: "Well, I...."
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[Sep 9,2008 6:39pm - Conservationist ""]
SAUSAGE RAPE = best band name evar
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[Sep 9,2008 6:48pm - Hoser ""]
I want to start robbing houses.

With a sausage.
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[Sep 10,2008 12:53pm - Conservationist ""]
I want to start stealing horses.

With a sausage.


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