i'm so bored, i'll make a pre-drunk thread![views:3004][posts:41]_____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:45pm - Dave_Maggot ""] ok so this is where i'm posting completely sober. i'll probably start drinking in a few hours, and as the night progresses. i will make less and less sense. SCIENCE! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:47pm - orgymf@work ""] i will be quite drunk tonight. any of you coffee fans try that new "Seagrams Espresso Vodka"? best alcoholic invention since whiskey |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I will be witnessing D-Mags achieve drunk tonight. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:50pm - sever ""] count me in on this nonsense! |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:50pm - corpus_colostomy ""] bennyhillifier :ralphie: |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:55pm - Dave_Maggot ""] besides giving me horrific flashbacks of when i was a member of a lame born again christian cult. i think i may have found my new favorite jam, and possible composted cover song. ZAP!! |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide, But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside. He is like a MOUNTIE. He ALWAYS gets his men And he'll zap you anyway he can. ZZZZZAP. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:56pm - corpus_colostomy ""] i knew you'd like it ol buddy. CHEERS! |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Those guys and gals rock so hard for JC, and apparently that guy is rock hard for JC. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 2:59pm - corpus_colostomy ""] ..the 'rock of ages' if you will. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahaha. I wish I could boner for Christ. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:16pm - Yeti ""] poke him with your spear of destiny. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:16pm - Dave_Maggot ""] I just sang that in the shower. i cant get it out of my head |
| _______________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:23pm - Murph ""] Dave Maggot and MFR, you guys gotta come down to our practice space some time and rage it, men. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:24pm - the_reverend ""] girls really go game! [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:25pm - Yeti ""] you bastard. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:45pm - Dave_Maggot ""] MEGATRONNNNN!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:50pm - Dave_Maggot ""] to pass the time i'm listening to the entire new 'the haunted' album on their myspace. bringing up the question, am i the only one who still likes the haunted? |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 3:55pm - orgymf@work ""] yes. yes you are |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 4:04pm - Dave_Maggot ""] haha awesome. well to be honest, i fucking hated marco arro in the band. guy couldnt sing. so i liked the self titled cd, and then liked the haunted made me do it, when it first came out. then i hated the live cd, one kill wonder and even revolver to a point. but the dead eye i loved, and this ones pretty sweet. i'll def buy it. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 5:19pm - Dave_Maggot ""] well my buddy who's in the coast guard wont be coming down. he had to randomly pack up and go to school in virginia today. so it'll just be me drinking with mfr as the witness. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 5:34pm - the_reverend ""] AHHHH they are out of coffee at work! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 5:44pm - Dave_Maggot ""] - i took 2 shots of captains so far. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 6:00pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Murph said:Dave Maggot and MFR, you guys gotta come down to our practice space some time and rage it, men. Fuck yeah. Where the hell do you guys practice anyway? |
| _______________________________ [Sep 12,2008 6:11pm - Seth ""] What up dave and Mark!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 6:19pm - Dave_Maggot ""] hey |
| _______________________________ [Sep 12,2008 6:22pm - Seth ""] Dude funny to see you always on here to not put two and two together! Whats up withyou ??? me at work and just wasting time... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 12,2008 6:25pm - Dave_Maggot ""] just hanging out with mark n stuff, howve you been man? havent seen you in yearrrrss |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:21am - Dave_Maggot ""] took a lil break to see pineapple express with ta mFr. now just drinking alone, -2 high lifes -chug of jaeger |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:34am - sacreligion ""] -bottle of water ...awww |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:38am - Dave_Maggot ""] -another high life -2 more shots of jaeger not even buzzing. my drunk is broken |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:39am - Dave_Maggot ""] ok i stood back and i retract that last statement. and now im making a jalapeno pepper burger patty |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:58am - Dave_Maggot ""] -2 more high lifes now im eating my burger, delicious |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 1:06am - Dave_Maggot ""] -another high life -potato salad -patting my dog on the head rrriiiiggghhht! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 1:23am - Dave_Maggot ""] -2 more high lifes. yep |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 1:44am - Dave_Maggot ""] i think another high life and i wandered over to lambgoat |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 1:50am - Dave_Maggot ""] i love the internet |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 2:24am - Dave_Maggot ""] ok, i think i got i.p. banned from lambgoat. fuck them -i dunno how many high lifes |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:16pm - Dave_Maggot ""] SCIENCE! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:22pm - Mess ""] i threw up 3 times last night. and i feel great. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:24pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i passed out on the couch in my boxer shorts. then i woke up in the bathroom and the sun was out. no vomit though. and i feel awesome |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 13,2008 12:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm gonna drink myself into a coma tonight |