the nuge!![views:4529][posts:25]_________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 8:45am - oscarct ""] from pollstar.com Ignoring death threats from extremists, Paul McCartney is scheduled to play Israel this Thursday. Now McCartney has received an unsolicited offer of protection from an another music artist. He's Ted Nugent, famed guitarist, hunter, carnivore and outspoken social critic of everything not leaning far right. Nugent recently offered to provide personal security for Macca's Tel Aviv show. "It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu," Nugent said, adding, "I'm Dirty Harry with a ponytail, and I'm at Paul's service." |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 9:39am - ouchdrummer ""] holy fuck. The nuge is absolutely hilarious. What a riot. Buy him a nice dinner of Tofu? HAHAHAHAHA |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 9:40am - oscarct ""] I would love to see this happen hahaha..just the nuge standing on the other side of the stage pointing a bow and arrow at the audience. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 9:52am - goatcatalyst ""] Ted Nugent shoots arrows - or is that "Arabs" - with his guitar. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 9:59am - largefreakatzero ""] Haha -- this is just Nugent taking a jab at one of the worst anti-hunters around. Linda McCartney (the dead wife, not the one-legged one that took him for half $) was infamous for her anti-hunting agenda -- she even went as far as declaring fishing as cruel. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:28am - Josh_Martin ""] largefreakatzero said:she even went as far as declaring fishing as cruel. Not that I have a problem with cruelty, but I do think tricking something into biting into a metal hook, only to rip it out and throw it back, fits the definition. I mean, let's call a spade a spade here. |
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| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:30am - porphyria ""] Josh_Martin said: largefreakatzero said:she even went as far as declaring fishing as cruel. Not that I have a problem with cruelty, but I do think tricking something into biting into a metal hook, only to rip it out and throw it back, fits the definition. I mean, let's call a spade a spade here. I actually agree with Josh for the first time ever in life. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:43am - Yeti ""] Josh_Martin said: largefreakatzero said:she even went as far as declaring fishing as cruel. Not that I have a problem with cruelty, but I do think tricking something into biting into a metal hook, only to rip it out and throw it back, fits the definition. I mean, let's call a spade a spade here. hahahaha you're right. "oh look, there is a delicious meal just floating in the wat-OH MY GOD ITS A GIANT METAL HOOK WITH A BARB ON IT AND ITS IN MY FACE!!!!" |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:47am - largefreakatzero ""] Wow - interesting. Actually, I don't always throw them back -- I do clean and eat my catch from time to time. That's fine if you all have that stance. Just make sure you take it all the way -- don't eat meat or fish and don't wear leather. Good luck with that. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:49am - Yeti ""] i'm not going to stop fishing, its just a good point. carnivore until the end. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:51am - largefreakatzero ""] Yeti said:i'm not going to stop fishing, its just a good point. carnivore until the end. Good man. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:37am - oscarct ""] I dont wear leather cause it looks gay |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:45am - Josh_Martin ""] I mean, what if I baited a man-size hook with a big raw steak and went fishing off the roof of Hoser's house. Don't you think that would hurt him? |
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| ______________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:52am - ZJD ""] I feel like most extremists would much rather kill Ted Nugent. I know I would. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 3:14pm - oscarct ""] i like the nuge at times but for the most part hes just a douche bag. a nuge bag? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:19pm - sacreligion ""] how can anyone even have a problem with paul mccartney? i mean, he's like the least threatening dude ever. |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:51pm - largefreakatzero ""] sacreligion said:how can anyone even have a problem with paul mccartney? i mean, he's like the least threatening dude ever. I have a problem with just about everyone. I'm just not a big fan of people. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:52pm - sacreligion ""] yeah but the guy fuckin wrote maybe i'm amazed |
| __________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:52pm - largefreakatzero ""] And yes, I do think Nugent is an idiot as well. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:56pm - duanegoldstein ""] Ok Nuge is an idiot but fuking "Stranglehold" is an awesome song |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:56pm - ouchdrummer ""] Josh_Martin said:. Why the hell are there always two posts after yours with nothing but a period in each one. It's silly you should stop it. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 4:56pm - oscarct ""] stranglehold |