This is what happens when Dave Maggot is sick and Mark Richards is bored.[views:2206][posts:18]_____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 5:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The scenario: A 19 year old fat, bisexual Mexican dude from Chelsea tried to pick me up yesterday. Dave and I acted out how it should have gone down via AIM. Bored Composted is bored. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:13:37 PM): hey sexy american boy, let me snarfle your mayo hose meamogre (5:13:54 PM): hell yeah let me get yo back wet TheMetalOfMaggot (5:14:38 PM): can we play bathtub scuba submarine gerbil attack tonight? meamogre (5:15:01 PM): only if you sing me pickle surprise TheMetalOfMaggot (5:15:29 PM): i'll sing into your hog like john travolta on meth TheMetalOfMaggot (5:15:54 PM): i mean, whats pickle surprise TheMetalOfMaggot (5:15:55 PM): ? meamogre (5:16:07 PM): go on youtube you stupid spick meamogre (5:16:09 PM): god TheMetalOfMaggot (5:16:16 PM): haha LOL meamogre (5:16:34 PM): don't laugh, i'll fuck your back rolls meamogre (5:16:41 PM): with a wrench TheMetalOfMaggot (5:16:58 PM): they unleash a deadly venom when threatened TheMetalOfMaggot (5:17:13 PM): i like burritos meamogre (5:17:28 PM): really i like burritos too. we should hang out in chelsea where you don't like it. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:18:11 PM): i'd like it if you were there. you saucey velaciraptor you meamogre (5:18:30 PM): you spell like old people fuck. get back on the boat. ELL OH ELL. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:18:54 PM): my boat was my mom TheMetalOfMaggot (5:19:17 PM): i took kidnergarten with a devil eagle TheMetalOfMaggot (5:19:27 PM): eiffel tower meamogre (5:19:40 PM): hahahahahah what the fuck. you make me cry, bisexual mexican boy TheMetalOfMaggot (5:20:05 PM): i'll make your weiner cry, barbecue bullets meamogre (5:20:30 PM): that's about as sexy as christ. meamogre (5:20:35 PM): if not more TheMetalOfMaggot (5:20:50 PM): i eat dead lizrd skin TheMetalOfMaggot (5:20:55 PM): rarrfgghhugjhlkj TheMetalOfMaggot (5:20:58 PM): chong meamogre (5:21:22 PM): do you want to party with alcohol and dudez? TheMetalOfMaggot (5:21:36 PM): oh yesh meamogre (5:21:52 PM): ok you bring the party i'll bring the dude meamogre (5:21:54 PM): z TheMetalOfMaggot (5:21:58 PM): z meamogre (5:22:03 PM): z TheMetalOfMaggot (5:22:09 PM): i freestyle rap in my underoos meamogre (5:22:31 PM): bust a verse, shit brick. if it sucks i'm going to rip off your sweatpants in front of your grandmother. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:22:34 PM): CAVEMAN BONER! meamogre (5:22:41 PM): that doesn't even rhyme TheMetalOfMaggot (5:23:30 PM): JELLY FIST TESTICAL TITS, I WASH MY GRUNDLE WITH A CROCODILE WRIST TheMetalOfMaggot (5:23:53 PM): BEST WESTERN TURNING TRICKS meamogre (5:24:00 PM): ::beat boxes:: TheMetalOfMaggot (5:24:10 PM): I LUNGE AT YOUR ANUS WITH A SAUSAGE KISS TheMetalOfMaggot (5:24:24 PM): I ROCK THE HOUSE LIKE A SINK HOLE TheMetalOfMaggot (5:24:43 PM): I LAUGH OUT LOUD WHEN I MASTURBATE WITH PIZZA ROLLS meamogre (5:24:51 PM): this is making me wet TheMetalOfMaggot (5:25:05 PM): COCAINE IT SEVERS MY BRAIN LIKE SCHAIVO TheMetalOfMaggot (5:25:20 PM): SO KNOW I'L BE ON TOMORROW WITH A NEW EPISODE meamogre (5:25:37 PM): awww shit TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:00 PM): LOCK DOWN I GOT THIS SHIT ON HOUSE ARREST TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:19 PM): WATCH ME LONG DISTANCE RUN WITH A SQUIRREL ON MY CHEST meamogre (5:26:24 PM): hahahaha TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:31 PM): I FELCH DAFFY LIKE DUCK TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:38 PM): CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUCK TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:58 PM): LET ME RUN OVER CHILDREN WITH A GARBAGE TRUCK TheMetalOfMaggot (5:27:03 PM): FULL OF SEMEN TheMetalOfMaggot (5:27:23 PM): I'M DRUG RUNNING WITH NIPPLES BEAMING TheMetalOfMaggot (5:27:33 PM): BRINGING DOPE TO THE MASSES TheMetalOfMaggot (5:27:49 PM): SEMEN SOAKED PILLOWS FOR A CUM SMOTHERED ASSES meamogre (5:27:58 PM): LOL PLURAL TheMetalOfMaggot (5:28:15 PM): CRACK TheMetalOfMaggot (5:28:20 PM): YOU KNOW I SMOKE IT TheMetalOfMaggot (5:28:42 PM): I LOVE THAT SHIT LIKE GERMANS LOVE SHIT TheMetalOfMaggot (5:28:45 PM): OOH TheMetalOfMaggot (5:29:07 PM): I ROCK BIG TOES TheMetalOfMaggot (5:29:15 PM): AND MIDGET HO'S meamogre (5:29:20 PM): big toes wut TheMetalOfMaggot (5:29:29 PM): CUM TO MY SHOW AND I'LL LAUGH IN YOUR NOSE TheMetalOfMaggot (5:29:44 PM): I'M NEVER GONNA GIVE UP TheMetalOfMaggot (5:30:02 PM): MY COLLECTOR'S EDITION BUTTER CUP TheMetalOfMaggot (5:30:11 PM): ITS ALL I HAVE LEFT AFTER THE FIRE TheMetalOfMaggot (5:30:26 PM): YOU KNOW YOUR KINGDOM CALLS ME SURE TheMetalOfMaggot (5:30:33 PM): *SIRE TheMetalOfMaggot (5:30:40 PM): WELL I CALL THE BITCHES TheMetalOfMaggot (5:30:49 PM): I DONT NEED M'S TheMetalOfMaggot (5:31:04 PM): FUCK A MOTHERFUCKING M LIKE A FUCK YO OTHER TheMetalOfMaggot (5:31:07 PM): OTHER FUCKER meamogre (5:31:14 PM): otha otha meamogre (5:31:45 PM): that'll do faggot. that'll do. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:31:59 PM): HAHA TheMetalOfMaggot (5:32:00 PM): AHHH meamogre (5:32:15 PM): go tell your mother i want some chimichangas and an orangina. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:32:32 PM): vaginas TheMetalOfMaggot (5:33:16 PM): cockroach soup meamogre (5:33:22 PM): hahaha meamogre (5:33:34 PM): this should go on return to the pit. meamogre (5:33:42 PM): as if people don't hate us enough on there already. TheMetalOfMaggot (5:33:43 PM): do it up |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 5:39pm - RichHorror ""] Neither one talks to me ever. You tell me where the hates truly is. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 5:40pm - ouchdrummer ""] Big Toes....WUT!!! |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2008 7:04pm - yummy ""] otha otha |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2008 7:10pm - Murph ""] You know Mark, you talk to me for hours about life and all our collective bullshit, but not once, NOT ONCE did you offer to fuck my back rolls with a wrench. Tease. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 7:23pm - Dankill ""] Ohhhhh now my stomach hurts from laughing too damn hard. Thanks, you pricks. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 8:06pm - brian_dc ""] goddamn that is wonderful |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 8:28pm - markfuckingrichards ""] Sorry Murph. How would you like to be my toolshed big boy? |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 8:35pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:31 PM): I FELCH DAFFY LIKE DUCK TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:38 PM): CUZ I DONT GIVE A FUCK TheMetalOfMaggot (5:26:58 PM): LET ME RUN OVER CHILDREN WITH A GARBAGE TRUCK Easily the greatest rhyme you've ever written Mr. Maggot. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 23,2008 9:11pm - Murph ""] markfuckingrichards said:Sorry Murph. How would you like to be my toolshed big boy? I would sell my first-born to Ghana if I could obtain a life-sized poster of you wearing nothing but a fully-furnished tool belt. Perhaps dressed with a 2x4 over your shoulder, winking, You're like Jim Duggan, but hot. |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 9:19pm - markfuckingrichards ""] You sure know how to make a girl blush. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Goddammit, that motherfucker hit on me again tonight. Why won't bisexual Mexican (we'll call him The Bisexican) accept that I do not like dudes and find somewhere else to park his dick? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 10:57pm - RichHorror ""] COUGHfacialpiercingCOUGH |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hey man, the septum ring is brutal. I could understand if I had a Monroe or a lip piercing. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:04pm - RichHorror ""] I know it turns me on. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Goddammit. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:07pm - RichHorror ""] Oh, so when these fancy daniels on the internet hit on you it's fine as wine, but when I do it's gross? Don't forget who you come home to every night. |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I did not say it was fine as wine. I called him a fat, bisexual wetback and berated the principle of his being via IM with Dave Maggot. I'll always love you Richard, light of my life. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 23,2008 11:11pm - RichHorror ""] RICH HORROR IS THE SIDE YOUR BREAD IS BUTTERED ON |