dudes do you dab?
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[Sep 24,2008 9:14am - the_reverend ""]
whiles shitting down at work, two dudes have came and went in the stall next to me, but only to piss. they leak then there is a pause. they then spool on some tp and you hear rubbing beforee the flush.
wtf is going on here?
[Sep 24,2008 9:19am - aril ""]
i've questioned that as well.
we need answers.
[Sep 24,2008 9:20am - the_reverend ""]
if you have to dab and zippers have cloth backs to them, why the fuck do I have to wear underwear?
[Sep 24,2008 9:22am - corpus_nli ""]
for the sake of accuracy..
two doods went into the stall next to you..?
your work sounds interesting. nohomo.
[Sep 24,2008 9:24am - orgymf@work ""]
dabbing is queer!
i typically put my dick back in my pants half way through, then run around screaming about how wet my pants are
[Sep 24,2008 9:26am - MassOfSlitz nli ""]
Perhaps they're wiping their piss off the rim? In a mannerly fashion...
[Sep 24,2008 9:29am - the_reverend ""]
two dudes separately.
they see me sitting. I was emailing. they hating. Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
[Sep 24,2008 9:31am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
I'll take a swipe with TP if I'm in the stall; otherwise it's a hearty shake and the drop goes on my hand. I wash my hands anyway, who gives a shit?
[Sep 24,2008 9:37am - aril ""]
one dab of piss doesn't do anyone harm.
i bet there's a bunch of people who throw toilet paper down on the seat when they take shits too. heh
[Sep 24,2008 9:48am - dftg ""]
If I can't shower, I wash my genitals in the sink after I fuck girls.
[Sep 24,2008 9:54am - ZJD ""]
Maybe they both have dick rings. You know, showerhead dick.
[Sep 24,2008 11:49am - sever ""]
sometimes i dribble on the toilet seat and wipe it off just to be courteous.
[Sep 24,2008 12:10pm - ouchdrummer ""]
it could be...
sometimes when i take a leak, if i have let out a particularly nasty fart recently, and/or I am sweaty from running around the city for work, i will (only in a stall) do one pass by the anus with some tp to make sure there is no "condensation". Most of the time i am good, but every now and again, it will return bearing "fruits", and those times make it worth the checking.
But no, i would not bother dabbing my dinky.
[Sep 24,2008 12:13pm - corpus_nli ""]
i only dab if im smugglin in nice pants.
[Sep 24,2008 12:15pm - the_reverend ""]
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[Sep 24,2008 9:48am - dftg]
If I can't shower, I wash my genitals in the sink after I fuck girls.
that would make an awkward spectacle when I came into the bathroom. I saw a porno when I was in my teens. a guy and his dad bang some girls and then after then meet in the bathroom. the dad sees the son washing his dick like he is and says "washing your dick like I taught you, like a good jew boy.
[Sep 24,2008 12:17pm - Mess ""]
fucked
[Sep 24,2008 12:17pm - ouchdrummer ""]
the_reverend said: _______________________________________
[Sep 24,2008 9:48am - dftg]
If I can't shower, I wash my genitals in the sink after I fuck girls.
that would make an awkward spectacle when I came into the bathroom. I saw a porno when I was in my teens. a guy and his dad bang some girls and then after then meet in the bathroom. the dad sees the son washing his dick like he is and says "washing your dick like I taught you, like a good jew boy.
ha! was this specifically "Jewish" porn? I consider myself to be fairly familiar with at least most sub-groups of porn. And i never heard of such a thing.
[Sep 24,2008 12:18pm - corpus_nli ""]
fucking washing after sex...i like to marinate.
[Sep 24,2008 1:43pm - rbass ""]
Well it depends... first of all, dabbing is obviously only an option when you're pissing in a stall. Secondly, sometimes my piss is definitely all gone after a couple shakes and sometimes it seems there's still some in there. So in situations where I feel drippage might occur and I'm in a stall, I'll dab just to ensure total dryness. Because who wants piss on their boxers or on their leg? Gross.
Also, Rev, you hear rubbing? I don't know what strange dabbing techniques your coworkers have, but there should be no rubbing involved and no sound whatsoever. Dabbing does not make a sound.
[Sep 24,2008 1:51pm - the_reverend ""]
I bet dudes who dab also stand up to wipe.
[Sep 24,2008 1:51pm - goatcatalyst ""]
No matter how much you shake or dance, the last drop always stays in your pants.
[Sep 24,2008 2:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
the_reverend said:I bet dudes who dab also stand up to wipe.
Haha, before I got to this post I knew that would come up.
I dab, and I'm goddamn proud of it. Sometimes it's unnecessary but I do it anyway as a "just in case" method. Like Anthony, I do not want even the tiniest drop of piss in my shorts or on my leg. Fuck that. I like my shit dry nigga.
[Sep 24,2008 3:16pm - slymo ""]
goatcatalyst said:No matter how much you shake or dance, the last drop always stays in your pants.
that's the truth. i don't dab because i don't care. i piss in bottles while i drive.
[Sep 24,2008 3:49pm - Martins ""]
Dabbing is for chicks.
Mark Richards is the sexiest chick I've ever met.
[Sep 24,2008 3:52pm - the_reverend ""]
I piss in coffee cups while driving. I started with bottles, but that was too easy.
I know that there is a little wetness afterwards on the head, but unless you have a dick he that looks like broccoli, why the fuck do you dab!
[Sep 24,2008 3:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Sometimes that one little drop of piss can irk the fuck out of you. If it doesn't bother you, good for you. Otherwise, dabbers will continue to dab because we want arid dicks.
[Sep 24,2008 4:00pm - sxealex ""]
i dont dab but i shake WAY more than twice.
[Sep 24,2008 4:02pm - ouchdrummer ""]
i've never even heard of dabbing before this thread.
[Sep 24,2008 5:28pm - slymo ""]
pissing in cups is easy? Man, i suppose you've not tried to piss in a coca-cola bottle.