EPIC GUIDO THREAD
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[Sep 29,2008 3:55am - bradmann ""]
good god
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/guido-pic...read-new-swedish-guido-pics-719370/
[Sep 29,2008 4:25am - Pasquale DiPasquale ""]
LET'S GET THIS PAHTY STAHTID!
[Sep 29,2008 4:43am - douchebag_patrol ""]
Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos
[Sep 29,2008 5:00am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Sep 29,2008 8:57am - theaccurseddrummer ""]
Dude, there was another guido thread on Sherdog that was fucking unreal. If I can find it, I'll post it, it was unfuckingbelievable.
[Sep 29,2008 9:05am - Dankill ""]
douchebag_patrol said:Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos
Actually, judging by the pictures of the Swedos (I coined that one!) it's more like, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
[Sep 29,2008 10:27am - Murph ""]
douchebag_patrol said:Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos
My girl is actually from Sweden, and upon my visit to that blessed place in August, I found out about these Swede gueeeeds.
They are actually called Brats. I guess to be a "Brat," you have to live completely off of your parents' credit cards, have a sweet ass apartment in the most fashionable part of Stockholm, and dress in close to the same clothes as USA guidos.
I'm pretty sure I met a few of them, but they didn't seem as personally terrible as the ones we have. They look just as terrible, however.
[Sep 29,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""]
it would be awesome if someone got a pair of cordless buzz clippers, put on a Richard Nixon Halloween mask and ran through one of these clubs shaving as many of those stupid fucking haircuts as they could.
[Sep 29,2008 10:39am - Yeti ""]
and now its cool for guys to make that stupid fucking kissy face in every photo like all of the fake plastic cunts they party with? Corona fo lyfe yo.
[Sep 29,2008 11:45am - Conservationist ""]
Why would anyone do that to themselves? Is this fallout from 'The Sopranos'?
[Sep 29,2008 11:51am - Dankill ""]
Conservationist said:Why would anyone do that to themselves? Is this fallout from 'The Sopranos'?
Even the Sopranos weren't that douchebaggy.
Tony would would just call them a bunch of faggots that fell asleep in a tanning booth and then rob them blind.
[Sep 29,2008 11:54am - ellesarusrex ""]
the broads are even funnier than the dudes to me. i actually give a sick blowout haircut lol bc my baby bro went through a guido phase.. their girlfriends are unreal.. and some hair extensions clients are a trip.
this is my friend janelle (far right) and her guido loving friends.
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[Sep 29,2008 11:56am - brian_dc ""]
bennyhillifier
source: http://www.guidofistpump.com
[Sep 29,2008 12:05pm - ellesarusrex ""]
bennyhillifier
wow.
[Sep 29,2008 12:55pm - Yeti ""]
it just blows my mind that they gather together and all look like that. i mean that is the way it is with almost all facets of life, go to a metal show and everyone pretty much looks the same, but a group of guys standing around with long hair and black illegible t-shirts on isn't even remotely the same. if i ever have a son i'll let him do what he wants in terms of image, if you want to look like a goof then fine, but this is unacceptable. GUYS DON'T MAKE KISSY FACES!
[Sep 29,2008 1:02pm - brian_dc ""]
at least most people who do the metal image thing are kids
guido's dress like this for years and years and years
[Sep 29,2008 1:08pm - Yeti ""]
hahahaha the other day this guy i work with offered to give me a ride to the train station, so since i'm lazy i accepted, and this dude was the poster child for guidos. he had it all, including gray hair in his do. so he starts bragging about all these parties he went to over the weekend, and how they were college parties at UMASS Amherst. he was going on and on as if he was the life of the party, and as if its cool for a guy well into his 30's to be at college parties. oh did i mention he has gray hair? i also work with a girl who has "i only like Guidos" stamped across her forehead.
[Sep 29,2008 9:29pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
Someone photoshop Dwyer as a guido.
[Sep 29,2008 9:35pm - Pasquale DiPasquale ""]
GOIN D'JAIS IN MY CAR B-E-L-M-A-AAAAH
I can't wait to watch this on fuckin youtube
[Sep 29,2008 9:39pm - the_reverend ""]
they dance like leprechauns.
[Sep 29,2008 9:54pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
How in the hell did this become the norm?
[Sep 29,2008 10:17pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
douchebag_patrol said:photoshop Dwyer as a guido.
Here's a couple kissy face pics for you...
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[Sep 29,2008 10:22pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
ellesarusrex said:the broads are even funnier than the dudes to me. i actually give a sick blowout haircut lol bc my baby bro went through a guido phase.. their girlfriends are unreal.. and some hair extensions clients are a trip.
this is my friend janelle (far right) and her guido loving friends.
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post their tits.
[Sep 30,2008 2:06am - the_reverend ""]
I'm sure you can find them anywhere.
and in 5 years, they will look like an orange leather handbag.
[Sep 30,2008 3:45am - sacreligion ""]
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[Sep 30,2008 4:13am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
douchebag_patrol said:Swedish guidos = more lame than regular guidos
Nah...
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[Sep 30,2008 4:21am - sacreligion ""]
how dare those assholes insult our heritage like that. fuckin fuck sticks.
oh wait. i'm 50% swedish and 25% italian. that makes ME a sweedo. FUCK!
[Sep 30,2008 4:33am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Oh man, so good!
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[Sep 30,2008 7:37am - corpus_colostomy ""]
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TITLE BOUT IN NIAGARA FAILS.
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[Sep 30,2008 7:47am - corpus_colostomy ""]
bennyhillifier
[Sep 30,2008 8:35am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I look much better now with the shaved head / beard than I did with the ponytail / clean shaven...
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[Sep 30,2008 12:20pm - ellesarusrex ""]
john unless you have a blow out and a fake tan theres no reason to post pics of yourself.. you over do it.
[Sep 30,2008 1:01pm - Yeti ""]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Sep 30,2008 2:42pm - Frank Shamrock ""]
ellesarusrex said:john unless you have a blow out and a fake tan theres no reason to post pics of yourself.. you over do it.
Someone finally said it.
[Sep 30,2008 2:53pm - brian_dc ""]
Hey guys, here's a pic of me with every person with a vagina I've ever met. I hang out with girls, everybody. I do!
[Oct 1,2008 12:23am - douchebag_patrol ""]
Dwyer is a guido without the blowout and fake tan.
[Oct 1,2008 2:26am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
douchebag_patrol said:Someone photoshop Dwyer as a guido.
If you dolts read this thread you would see the quote above and also see Nick's comment.
:middlefinger: :whipper: :middlefinger:
[Oct 1,2008 2:30am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
ellesarusrex said:pics of yourself... you over do it.
Um, your myspace is like 7000 pictures of mostly you, you and you!
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Barely any of my pictures are of just me.
And stop trying to police the internets! >:]
[Oct 1,2008 2:58am - ellesarusrex ""]
hey john... thats MYspace
k thanks have a good night.[Oct 1,2008 3:25am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
You too, sweet tits!
[Oct 1,2008 7:46am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
Frank%20Shamrock said:
ellesarusrex said:john unless you have a blow out and a fake tan theres no reason to post pics of yourself.. you over do it.
Someone finally said it.
I said that a while ago.
[Oct 1,2008 7:59am - sacreligion ""]
i like cake
[Oct 1,2008 8:10am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:I said that a while ago.
Shut it, ConQueerTheFaggoGay, no one cares what you think.
:satancross: :middlefinger: :satancross:
[Oct 1,2008 8:12am - sacreligion ""]
so who wants to start a band called conqueerthefaggogay?
[Oct 1,2008 11:37am - ellesarusrex ""]
mark and i are already starting a band called the retarded red bearded cyclops with six vaginas. and or the heart attacks. seeing as though i dont play any instruments we have a ton of openeings for new members.
[Oct 1,2008 11:45am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
ConquerTheBaphomet said:I said that a while ago.
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[Oct 1,2008 12:29pm - Conservationist ""]
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[Oct 1,2008 10:55pm - ConquerTheBaphomet ""]
You should fill this out:
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[Oct 1,2008 11:12pm - Martins ""]
Either way, everyone knows John should stop posting pictures of himself and start posting pictures of him and other dudes naked.
Wut?
[Oct 1,2008 11:14pm - bradmann ""]
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[Oct 1,2008 11:16pm - sacreligion ""]
that picture may honestly be the greatest thing i've ever seen. ever.
[Oct 1,2008 11:31pm - Martins ""]
hahah I just showed all my roommates this thread and they shat themselves and then smoked some weed.
[Oct 1,2008 11:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Oct 1,2008 11:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Oct 1,2008 11:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Oct 2,2008 12:22am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
hahahaha what the fuck
[Oct 2,2008 7:51am - Yeti ""]
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