Why in the fuck do women take 2 hours in the shower?[views:2525][posts:29]________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 10:37am - dftg ""] well? |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 10:44am - thuringwethil ""] because it feels awesome in there |
| ________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 10:47am - aril ""] because women like being wet |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 10:52am - archaeon ""] If it has a removable shower head, there's your answer. I use to take long showers back in the day, shit fucking rules. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:09am - orgymf@work ""] because it takes that long to make vag not smell like raw seafood |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:14am - brian_dc ""] long hair, boob crevice, ham wallet, masturbation. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:14am - aaron_michael ""] they need to rid themselves of the stench that guilt creates. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:19am - FuckIsMySignature ""] all of the above |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:19am - FuckIsMySignature ""] and btw ...ham wallet = hahahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:37am - swamplorddvm ""] I take longer showers than many hos I know. About 45 minutes. If I had short hair it wouldn't take as long. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 11:38am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Smell the shampoo bottle, and come back to us if you still need an answer. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:15pm - Seth ""] Woman take a long time in the shower, because most of them dont have a man in there to do the job right and quick. Also they like to make the man they do have wait longer for them, because they are all ready and showered in about a half hour!!! Then sitting on the couch watching tv and waiting!:TWISTED: |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:16pm - RichHorror ""] And what's the deal with airline food? |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:17pm - ellesarusrex ""] start shaving your face in the shower... youd take just as long. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:19pm - RichHorror ""] The real reason is that if they're not overly thorough in cleaning their vagina it turns inside out. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:20pm - Martins ""] FuckIsMySignature said:and btw ...ham wallet = hahahahaha bennyhillifier |
| __________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:20pm - oscarct ""] orgymf@work said:because it takes that long to make vag not smell like raw seafood what kind of chicks have you been shacking with? :HUMP: |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:26pm - brian_dc ""] [Sep 30,2008 12:16pm - RichHorror] And what's the deal with airline food? thank you for handling that, rich |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:31pm - RichHorror ""] There should be a [lackluster_comic_premise] tag for threads like this. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:34pm - brian_dc ""] the background picture could switch to a brick wall. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:36pm - RichHorror ""] With your host the ghost of Rodney Dangerfield. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 30,2008 12:48pm - Yeti ""] ellesarusrex said:start shaving your face in the shower... youd take just as long. yeah it does add some time. i don't shave any other way, its so comfortable to do so in the shower. it might be the whole naked thing too. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:11pm - DYA / NLI ""] brian_dc said:the background picture could switch to a brick wall. Fucking LAWL. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:16pm - Martins ""] I'm going to shave other people's legs in the shower. See how long they stay in there then. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:17pm - aril ""] Q: what do you call a clean-shaven, nice-smelling crust punk? A: non-existent |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:27pm - thebloodening ""] if being in the bathroom is considered "in the shower" than i have a few reasons. I run the shower and then take a shit, read and then forget i'm supposed to take a shower...then shave. So i'm assuming that girls are taking 1 hour shits because they have been holding it in for 5 days....plus all the other things they actually do IN the shower. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:31pm - orgymf@work ""] oscarct said: orgymf@work said:because it takes that long to make vag not smell like raw seafood what kind of chicks have you been shacking with? :HUMP: haha, admit it, all pussies stink after 12 hours without a shower. it's not like i'm being sexist....i don't like the way my hand smells after a sack scratch late at night if i haven't scrubbed em since before breakfast. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:41pm - Godlessrob ""] ellesarusrex said:start shaving your face in the shower... youd take just as long. I do, it's the best place to shave. still doesn't take me 2 hours though. |
| _________________________________ [Sep 30,2008 1:49pm - oscarct ""] orgymf@work said: oscarct said: orgymf@work said:because it takes that long to make vag not smell like raw seafood what kind of chicks have you been shacking with? :HUMP: haha, admit it, all pussies stink after 12 hours without a shower. it's not like i'm being sexist....i don't like the way my hand smells after a sack scratch late at night if i haven't scrubbed em since before breakfast. I agree |
| _______________________________ [Sep 30,2008 3:04pm - timma ""] [Sep 30,2008 11:38am - DestroyYouAlot] Smell the shampoo bottle, and come back to us if you still need an answer. Win. |