You have to give up cheese or blowjobs forever! CHOOSE...[views:8191][posts:74][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 3:50am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Can only have one... |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 3:55am - the_reverend ""] I voted cheese. I know, im a faggot. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:03am - goatcatalyst ""] Cheese too. I'd eat tiramisu while getting rimjobs ... on principal. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:04am - goatcatalyst ""] Principle - pardon my enthusiasm |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 7:45am - Yeti ""] there is absolutely no way in fucking Hell i would give up cheese for anything. i can deal without blowjobs, sex is just fine. a world without cheese is a desolate wasteland i want no part of. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 7:51am - boblovesmusic ""] wow... I meant to click the cheese, but I clicked the BJs instead... Guess that answers that question! haha |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 8:38am - orgymf@work ""] i could never choose. just the thought of spending the rest of my life without shooting a load in a woman's mouth makes me misty eyed. but no cheese also sounds unbearable....i can't imagine not being able to enjoy a good sharp cheddar with a nice belgian trappist ale, or not being able to melt smoked gouda on a bacon burger. this thread is very upsetting |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 8:39am - brian_dc ""] I could live without cheese |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 8:44am - darkwor ""] i didn't even have to think about this one, i'll take the cheese. i prefer a good railing over a bj anyday. and cheese + beer > bj |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 8:50am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:01am - brian_dc ""] buncha cheese eating faggots on RTTP |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:09am - darkwor ""] sorry babe, you can stop, i just gotta go to the fridge real quick |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:10am - orgymf@work ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me. i'm glad someone else is on the same page |
| _______________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:40am - tylor ""] having your dick barf in a girl's throat > any cheese |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:45am - orgymf@work ""] ya know what i love...when the chick knows exactly how to handle it, like when you let out the first spurt, and she instantly stops sucking, keeps her mouth around the head and strokes it really fast, and when your done, before she says or does anything, you witness the ::GULP::. just excellent |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:50am - succubus ""] _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:10am - orgymf@work ] MarkFuckingRichards said:Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me. i'm glad someone else is on the same page ~~~ x3 |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:53am - jacksonmang ""] if you wait till she's got a yeast infection ,...you can have a bj and cheese shortly after . |
| _______________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:54am - tylor ""] jacksonmang said:if you wait till she's got a yeast infection ,...you can have a bj and cheese shortly after . :LOL: |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 10:17am - orgymf@work ""] hahahaha |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2008 10:49am - Yeti ""] succubus said: _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 9:10am - orgymf@work ] MarkFuckingRichards said:Fuck you, I'm not giving up either of them. You can't make me. i'm glad someone else is on the same page ~~~ x3 pretty hot |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 10:58am - mOe ""] agreed but seriously, if I HAD to choose, and I dont now and never will...i'd go with the beej's |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:02am - ouchdrummer ""] well, i love food a lot more than i love women. Food never complains, it never yells for playing drums too long, it never gets mad when you go to see it when your high, and cheese never says "no stop!" |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:04am - mOe ""] yeah, dont get me wrong i loooove cheese...but from my experiences last night and many nights before that...i'm making the right decision, man |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:19am - ouchdrummer ""] well. aren't you cool mr "I got a blowjob last night, and many nights before." well i didnt, but i ate a shit load of cheese, and played drums for about 5 hours. I=win* I can prove that statement with a piece of paper and pen, give me an etch a sketch and I can show my work, the facts, the factorum, case closed. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:24am - mOe ""] hey, if you wanna have a bareknuckle boxing bout with me, just come out and say it man |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:26am - anonymous ""] ouchdrummer said:well. aren't you cool mr "I got a blowjob last night, and many nights before." forreal. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:26am - Seth ""] What if you are getting blown with cheese on your dick or eating cheese while getting a blow job. Does this make this vote void? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 11:28am - Josh_Martin ""] Great pizza beats a great blow job. Plus, you still got the other two holes. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 12:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] mOe said:yeah, dont get me wrong i loooove cheese...but from my experiences last night and many nights before that...i'm making the right decision, man Haha, while ouchie boy took this as "I got a blowjob blah blah blah," I took it as, "I ate too much cheese last night and many nights before that and I experienced chronic diarrhea." Or maybe you received both...the blumpkinest of blumpkins perhaps? |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 12:59pm - mOe ""] jesus, guys...wasnt tryin to brag or anything...just saying, my decision isn't unfounded |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] So you had diarrhea? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:02pm - brian_dc ""] blumpkinrhea |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:02pm - brian_dc ""] "hey guys, I have sex" |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:03pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Almost 100 times this year! |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You've had diarrhea almost 100 times this year, Dwyer? You have to get yourself looked at dude. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:10pm - Yeti ""] *jumps up and down flailing arms wildly*HEY GUYS ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YET???!!! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:12pm - omacster ""] how the fuck is cheese winning over bjs!!! FAGZ!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:15pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I wish people wouldn't pay attention to me online. [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:18pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] omacster said:how the fuck is cheese winning over bjs!!! FAGZ!!! because vagina is better than mouths? |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:18pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I fucking love cheese but blowjobs are a staple to existence. Anyone who voted cheese is cheating themselves. Cheese is delicious, but it's not very good for you; have too much of it and you're going to be sick or just generally unhealthy. If cheese goes bad, you wasted money on cheese you can't eat. If you happen to eat bad cheese, you'll be very sick. Blowjobs will never be bad for you. You can have blowjobs all day and you'll be fine...in fact you'll be specfuckingtacular. Even if you get a bad blowjob, at least you can put the bitch in her place and fuck her in the ass to teach her a lesson. To top it off, you shouldn't ever have to pay for a blowjob. If you have to, then maybe you should just spend all your money on cheese because a woman will never love you, and you should kill yourself like a real man. End of thread. Fuck you. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:20pm - Yeti ""] i am very disappointed. if cheese could give blowjobs, i would never leave the house. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:20pm - Yeti ""] ITS NOT TRUE, ANY OF IT, LIAR!!! |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Stop kidding yourself Tony. Blowjobs. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh, and if any of you truly believe cheese is better than a blowjob then you've either never had a really good blowjob or I want some of the cheese that you're eating. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:23pm - Yeti ""] NOOOO....GRAAAAOOORAAAORRR....I'M SPLITTING IN HALF GROAAR!!! |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:23pm - Yeti ""] the cheese sauce at Wild Willy's in Worcester. if i was ever going to drown, i want it to be in that cheese sauce. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:24pm - brian_dc ""] whoops, I had forgotten to actually vote...lousy text mode. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Just remember Tony...you don't HAVE to choose. You can be a man like me and Orgy and have cheese and blowjobs. If anyone says otherwise then we can fight them. |
| ____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:28pm - pam ""] Well that was easy. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:31pm - Yeti ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Just remember Tony...you don't HAVE to choose. You can be a man like me and Orgy and have cheese and blowjobs. If anyone says otherwise then we can fight them. i will submit my application to the Cheese AND Blowjobs Club momentarily. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We appreciate your membership. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:38pm - fishcakes ""] I voted cheese cause the one with thi most cheese gets the most blow jobs |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:43pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] I'm not voting on this one, fuck having to pick. Consider my membership to the Cheese AND Blowjobs Club applied for as well. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 1:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeti TheAccursedDrummer Orgy Me and Succubus, even though she isn't a dude. We are the coolest people on this board right now. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:18pm - sacreligion ""] this is a trick question. what if it was a blowjob for the rest of your life from a girl who "sucked" at it? i want to join this C&BJ club, btw |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:20pm - ouchdrummer ""] This thread rules. |
| ____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:20pm - mOe ""] just because i said what I WOULD do if I had to choose, doesn't mean I've chosen. Sign me up for this club, please. You need to fill the NAACP quota anyway. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This calls for a new poll... |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:27pm - brian_dc ""] seriously |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:36pm - orgymf@work ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Yeti TheAccursedDrummer Orgy Me and Succubus, even though she isn't a dude. We are the coolest people on this board right now. -l- INDEED |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 2:59pm - darkwor ""] cheese is still one point ahead. so go fuck yourselves :middlefinger: |
| ________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 3:23pm - sxealex ""] this is very easy for me. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 3:42pm - orgymf@work ""] darkwor said:cheese is still one point ahead. so go fuck yourselves :middlefinger: it's tied |
| ____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 3:50pm - mOe ""] who could watch a Heather Brooke video and say, "nah, i think i'd rather have some gruyere" |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 4:49pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] i could. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 4:51pm - the_reverend ""] I'm pretty sure that carina replied as if blowjobs were giner-licks. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 4:52pm - omacster ""] post by mOe at Oct 3,2008 3:50pm edited Oct 3,2008 3:53pm who could watch a Heather Brooke video and say, "nah, i think i'd rather have some gruyere" abso-fucking-lutely right. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 4:57pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] 70% of my diet consists of cheese related products. i cant wait for diabetes |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 4:58pm - ouchdrummer ""] my buddies lactose intolerant, he hates his life. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i would kill myself |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:14pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] as would i. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:45pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i would kill myself ...by eating a bunch of cheese. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:47pm - Lamp ""] Cheese, absolutely no fucking question whatsoever. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 5:51pm - oscarct ""] blowjob with a mouthful of hot nacho cheese |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2008 7:37pm - Godlessrob ""] I'm lactose intolerant so the choice for me is a no brain-er... ... but at the same time I am 100% italian so... Damn I'm fucked! |