Who Am I?[views:1564][posts:18]_________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:32pm - Conservationist ""] I'm a man of the people. I live in a $1.6 million house in a neighborhood of millionaires. I send my kids to private school. I went to elite universities you can't afford or attend. Wealthy celebrities and entertainers like me. They are the liberal elite. They make money telling you what is cool. They are basically salespeople, like advertisers. They feel bad about this so they like to show themselves working for charities. They care about the people who can't help themselves. Not the stable, boring, responsible people like you. They hate you because you are stable and normal. Liberal elites are neurotic, freaky people. If you make your living telling others what is real, and you're not telling the truth, you get neurotic and freaky. So if you're normal and healthy, they'll tell you that you are boring and selfish, probably ignorant. You're not interesting and fascinating like them. They like me however. They will tell you to vote for me, and laugh at you when you do. It's so easy to fool you, they think. They want you to feel good about voting for me, so they tell you I'm a man of the people. I'll tell you that, too. But inside, I'm thinking how it must really be sad to be someone who isn't like me. Who doesn't have the money, the big house, and the liberal elites loving me. Who can't afford to send their kids to private school. (Our schools in Chicago are really bad -- you might think a politician like me would have fixed that problem.) This November, you can either vote for me, or all your friends will think you're dumb. Their favorite actors and musicians told them to think this way. Either way, I still have my big house, money and liberal elites. What do you have? You're not as cool as I am. I'm Barack Obama, and I want you to vote for me this November. Who Am I? Ayup. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:34pm - RichHorror ""] Who am I D. R. I. Who am I? Three simple words Who am I? A human being Who am I? This weird thing Who am I? Not what I seem |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:36pm - porphyria ""] blah blah blah. [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:41pm - porphyria ""] Sarah Palin's Makeup Artist was paid $13,200.00 campaign dollars according to the Washington Post. Now if that doesn't say down-home, folksy, hockey mom slash woman-of-the-people, I don't know what does. neutral This is in addition to the $150,000 the campaign spent on clothes for her from Neiman's, Saks and Bloomingdales, by the way. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:42pm - Conservationist ""] Actually, John McCain owns 0 houses. See the explanation: http://www.corrupt.org/news/will_the_uncor...ruptible_candidates_stand_up_please Look at the comparison here. Barack Obama also now owns a campaign jet... |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:42pm - Conservationist ""] porphyria said:Sarah Palin's Makeup Artist was paid $13,200.00 campaign dollars according to the Washington Post. Now if that doesn't say down-home, folksy, hockey mom slash woman-of-the-people, I don't know what does. neutral This is in addition to the $150,000 the campaign spent on clothes for her from Neiman's, Saks and Bloomingdales, by the way. What's Obama's campaign spent? Official figures from them, please. You'll find it's comparable. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:44pm - aril ""] they're both corrupt. fuck ohmaha and fuck mcchipmunk cheeks. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:46pm - porphyria ""] jerking off to corrupt.org doesn't count in my book. I didn't deny that Obama spends lots, but you're thread implies as if McCain/Palin doesn't. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:47pm - Mess ""] aril said:they're both corrupt. fuck ohmaha and fuck mcchipmunk cheeks. this is why i'll never vote. it's a popularity contest in the broad aspect of things. and fuck the popular kids. :middlefinger::duffbeer::moe::gun: |
| __________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:49pm - darkwor ""] i hate john mccain far more than i hate barack obama, and i hate sarah palin even more. hate. i'm just filled with it. campaign jet '08 |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:51pm - orgymf@work ""] i hate everything i love to hate if hate were a person, i would vote for it |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:51pm - porphyria ""] CRASH N' BURN. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:51pm - Josh_Martin ""] Conservationist said: I'm a man of the people. I live in a $1.6 million house in a neighborhood of millionaires. I send my kids to private school. I went to elite universities you can't afford or attend. Wealthy celebrities and entertainers like me. They are the liberal elite. They make money telling you what is cool. They are basically salespeople, like advertisers. They feel bad about this so they like to show themselves working for charities. They care about the people who can't help themselves. Not the stable, boring, responsible people like you. They hate you because you are stable and normal. Liberal elites are neurotic, freaky people. If you make your living telling others what is real, and you're not telling the truth, you get neurotic and freaky. So if you're normal and healthy, they'll tell you that you are boring and selfish, probably ignorant. You're not interesting and fascinating like them. They like me however. They will tell you to vote for me, and laugh at you when you do. It's so easy to fool you, they think. They want you to feel good about voting for me, so they tell you I'm a man of the people. I'll tell you that, too. But inside, I'm thinking how it must really be sad to be someone who isn't like me. Who doesn't have the money, the big house, and the liberal elites loving me. Who can't afford to send their kids to private school. (Our schools in Chicago are really bad -- you might think a politician like me would have fixed that problem.) This November, you can either vote for me, or all your friends will think you're dumb. Their favorite actors and musicians told them to think this way. Either way, I still have my big house, money and liberal elites. What do you have? You're not as cool as I am. I'm Barack Obama, and I want you to vote for me this November. Who Am I? Ayup. I'd rather vote for that than the Jesus freaks. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 1:57pm - Conservationistt ""] [img] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 2:01pm - Conservationist ""] porphyria said:jerking off to corrupt.org doesn't count in my book. Cop-out: it cites mainstream sources. Go ahead, read it. Use Google cache if you must. But a cop-out isn't a refutation. FFS |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 2:03pm - porphyria ""] quick, someone shop the mccain/palin jet crashing into the WTC. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 23,2008 2:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ahaha |