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HOCKEY GAME DELAYED BY DILDOS

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[Oct 23,2008 3:45pm - RichHorror ""]
“The job ain’t glamorous or nothin’, but I get to keep whatever’s thrown on the ice.”

A pro hockey game in Sweden was delayed briefly when fans of Stockholm-based AIK littered the ice with dildos to taunt Leksand star Jan Huokko. Earlier this year, Huokko’s phone had been stolen, and an explicit video clip of him and his girlfriend circulated around Sweden’s part of the Internet.

AIK fans also unfurled a banner reading “Bend over bitch!”, which was accompanied by a giant inflatable penis. Vulgar chants directed at Huokko continued throughout the match, which Leksand ended up losing 3-2.

AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene. “We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.

“I’m not saying you can’t throw dildos on the ice, but I’m not not saying it, either. And I’d like to add a couple of less than subtle winks, just in case it’s not clear that I want fans to throw dildos on the ice.”

"The job ain't glamorous or nothin', but I get to keep whatever's thrown on the ice."

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[Oct 23,2008 3:47pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Why didn't they throw the giant cock and balls on the ice?
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[Oct 23,2008 3:48pm - the_reverend ""]
I call that a perk!
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[Oct 23,2008 3:48pm - RichHorror ""]
Because he gets to keep it.
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[Oct 23,2008 3:49pm - archaeon ""]
haha i want that inflatable penis so bad
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[Oct 23,2008 3:56pm - the_reverend ""]
thank you richard horror for explaining my posts.
*cough**faggots**cough*
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[Oct 23,2008 3:59pm - Mess ""]
finally, someone that understands!
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[Oct 23,2008 4:00pm - RichHorror ""]
I'll fight you and win, Aaron Peepeekiss.
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[Oct 23,2008 4:01pm - the_reverend ""]
I would be the wettest loser since that guy that died on the titanic.
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[Oct 23,2008 4:02pm - RichHorror ""]
BEAT ME IF YUH CAN

SUHVIVE IF I LET YUH
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[Oct 23,2008 4:03pm - the_reverend ""]
I would still be covered in beer/that white stuff from the corner of a drunks mouth.
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[Oct 23,2008 4:04pm - Mess ""]
ha
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[Oct 23,2008 4:04pm - RichHorror ""]
I do enjoy me some spitting.
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[Oct 23,2008 4:08pm - the_reverend ""]
it's like me saying that I enjoy breathing. it's just something ya gotta do.

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