The True Obama Story[views:1366][posts:12]_________________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 1:36pm - Conservationist ""] Barack Obama was born to a Jewish/black father and Filipino/Irish mother. At age 13, he wanted to play blurcore. He was thrown out of band after band for being black-looking. Finally, he quit, started listening to hip-hop and got hired at ACORN. After registering 200,000 fake voters, he was able to get his ass into Harvard where the east coast liberal elites loved him. Soon he realized that if he were president, no one could kick him out of their blurcore bands, and so he got many people to vote for him. Everyone lived happily ever after, all problems went away, and all rich people died. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 24,2008 1:36pm - rbss ""] Well, glad that is finally all cleared up. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 3:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] yeah, this sheds a whole new light on those parents from "Nigeria and Kansas". Glad that whole sham is finally up. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 24,2008 3:15pm - Yeti ""] what the hell is blurcore? |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 3:24pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said:what the hell is blurcore? WOO- OOOO. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 4:27pm - Josh_Martin ""] Yeti said:what the hell is blurcore? I dunno. I really really don't know. No idea at all. Not a clue |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 4:27pm - Josh_Martin ""] Conservationist said:Barack Obama was born to a Jewish/black father and Filipino/Irish mother. At age 13, he wanted to play blurcore. He was thrown out of band after band for being black-looking. Wait, Obama is really Fred Ordonez? I knew it!! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 24,2008 5:12pm - dftg ""] what the hell is Fred or Donuts? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 5:30pm - y_ddraig_goch ""] Conservationist said:and all rich people died. sweet, sold me for his vote |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 9:21pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Barry will be a good Prez. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 9:31pm - zyklon ""] Fuck yeah he will! anyone coming up with stupid reasons not to vote for him is a fucking racist douchebag. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 24,2008 10:32pm - fuck logging in ""] where did you get the info that his mother is half Filipino? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Ann_Dunham |
| ________________________________________________ [Oct 27,2008 11:16pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] Josh_Martin said: Conservationist said:Barack Obama was born to a Jewish/black father and Filipino/Irish mother. At age 13, he wanted to play blurcore. He was thrown out of band after band for being black-looking. Wait, Obama is really Fred Ordonez? I knew it!! BAHAHAHAHA!! i never met that guy, but the pics i've seen look half and half |