HORRIFYING CONDIMENTS
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[Nov 13,2008 10:11pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
As if Eliot Bayless (aka The Blackness Monster-Composted) and I didn't have enough projects already, and weren't retarded enough already, we have started yet another project, and yes it is retarded.
HORRIFYING CONDIMENTS is a 2-man ebony & ivory shit machine featuring every member of any audience and subsequently every member of any band that we share the stage with. You may have seen this mentioned in a Composted thread a while ago. I credit Paul (Proteus) for most of this idea, but don't feel inclined to tell you why, so you'll just have to dig up said thread.
Here's the deal: you bring anything that makes noise to a show, or choose from our box of tricks, YOU ARE IN THE FUCKING BAND. No fucking exceptions. If you're there, you are in the band and you will fucking like it. Anyone who refuses is the enemy of fun, and therefore the enemy of America. How would it feel to be a terrorist? Fuck you.
HORRIFYING CONDIMENTS is influenced by anything and everything that rules, including Crowbar, Slayer, Satan, vaginas, rock n' roll, what you put on your food, interracial marriages and masturbating.
How many people would participate in this? This is going to happen, just so you know...as soon as someone books us on a show (wink wink nudge nudge people who book shows).
BOOK SHOWS.
[Nov 13,2008 10:13pm - RichHorror ""]
You lost me at interrcial marriages.
[Nov 13,2008 10:14pm - archaeon ""]
DOMESTIC ENEMY OF FUN
[Nov 13,2008 10:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Replace it with the word you'd like to see.
[Nov 13,2008 10:18pm - RichHorror ""]
A PLANET FREE OF MINORITIES
[Nov 13,2008 10:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Eliot will play in whiteface.
[Nov 13,2008 10:28pm - RichHorror ""]
Make him remove all of his skin posthaste.
[Nov 13,2008 10:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Done and done.
[Nov 13,2008 10:39pm - theaccurseddrummer ""]
I wrote a song for you, it's called, Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape. Be proud.
[Nov 13,2008 10:44pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I am in the middle of writing a song called "Sniffing Her Danties". I am halfway done with it if interested.
It will shoot you guys right up the brutthhuull charts! Seriously, if you want the song let me know.
[Nov 13,2008 10:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha, I have no objections. Our hit single is going to be called "Hot Load."
[Nov 13,2008 11:32pm - SkinSandwich ""]
HA, Cool Mark! I could never get Scoracrasia off the pissy ground, so I can contribute this at least.
~~~Sniff sniff~~~
[Nov 14,2008 7:23am - Yeti ""]
hahaha that's an awesome idea. your first song should be called "Poisoned, Stabbed, Shot, Hung, Stretched, Disemboweled, Drawn and Quartered".
[Nov 14,2008 9:53am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha...the goofier the better.
[Nov 14,2008 10:38am - Yeti ""]
it'll be all about Vigo the Carpathian.
[Nov 14,2008 10:43am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Bonerdongs
[Nov 14,2008 11:03am - MillenialKingdom ""]
I want a spot in this!! I'm writing lyrics for a song called Gasoline Enema that I can contribute.
[Nov 14,2008 12:57pm - narkybark ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:Our hit single is going to be called "Hot Load."
I think Judas Priest beat you to this one.
[Nov 14,2008 2:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I don't care, we're ripping off Judas Priest anyway...because we can.
[Nov 14,2008 4:53pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
this sounds awesome. play my Benders show in January and we can have super happy fun time.
[Nov 14,2008 5:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Tom, definitely put us on the show. We're ready.
[Nov 14,2008 5:12pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
haha cool i'll get back to you on the details... would Composted want in too? we are gonna actually be paying the bands and might even get a decent headliner.
[Nov 14,2008 6:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha, sick...seriously, this is going to rule. Unfortunately, Composted won't be ready for shows for a while.
[Nov 14,2008 6:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
alright no prob.. i'm thinking end of January early February. i'm psyched for this. hopefully i can rip out a raging Kazoo and/or slide whistle solo.
[Nov 14,2008 6:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Do it! We want as many ridiculous things going on as possible.
[Nov 15,2008 11:15am - Sacreligion ""]
i will bring a griddle and bacon. excellently comforting white noise.
[Nov 15,2008 11:21am - CMTAIB ""]
SOUNDS LIKE OUR KIND OF BAND!
[Nov 15,2008 7:25pm - dreadkill ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:Eliot will play in whiteface.i saw a lady in blackface at the patriots game the other night.
[Nov 16,2008 12:45am - tits_or_GTFO ""]
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