ATTN: Women
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[Nov 17,2008 3:45pm - sever ""]
Why are all of you evil?
[Nov 17,2008 3:45pm - pam ""]
Because.
[Nov 17,2008 3:46pm - Lamp ""]
It's the fault of men they bleed from the crotch.
[Nov 17,2008 3:48pm - Yeti ""]
more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?
[Nov 17,2008 3:50pm - brian_dc ""]
just call them fat and move on
[Nov 17,2008 3:53pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Nov 17,2008 3:56pm - pam ""]
Yeti said:more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?
Because you're so hilariously susceptible to our evil.
[Nov 17,2008 3:57pm - RichHorror ""]
www.livejournal.com
[Nov 17,2008 4:05pm - Lamp ""]
I bet a woman created that site.
[Nov 17,2008 4:07pm - Yeti ""]
pam said:
Yeti said:more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?
Because you're so hilariously susceptible to our evil.
touché
[Nov 17,2008 7:07pm - Slit notbal ""]
Why are you so stupid and dont just understand words that come out of peoples mouths. YOu have to make it a bigger fucken problem then it is ... just answer yes or now and problem resolved!
[Nov 17,2008 7:19pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
stupid bitches.
[Nov 17,2008 7:26pm - Hoser ""]
I love women. Especially their vaginas.
[Nov 17,2008 7:27pm - former vegetarian ""]
go fuck a tofurkey in the ass
[Nov 17,2008 8:50pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
Hoser said:I love women. Especially their vaginas.
I pretty much only like the vaginas. and the tits.
[Nov 17,2008 8:59pm - RichHorror ""]
Yes or now.
[Nov 17,2008 9:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dave, don't forget ASS.
[Nov 17,2008 9:26pm - uncle ralph ""]
Women need to be shown their place which is in the kitchen and on their knees.
[Nov 17,2008 9:37pm - Lamp ""]
In the kitchen and on their knees? What kind of sick fuck are you?
Do you know how hard it is to reach the top of the stove when on your knees?
[Nov 17,2008 9:46pm - yummy ""]
brian_dc said:just call them fat and move on
everyone's fat compared to you.
[Nov 17,2008 11:59pm - Uncle Ralph ""]
Lamp said:In the kitchen and on their knees? What kind of sick fuck are you?
Do you know how hard it is to reach the top of the stove when on your knees?
It was a lot of trial and error but now my bitch knows how to suck cock and baste a turkey at the same time during thanksgiving.
[Nov 18,2008 12:33am - DaveFromTheGrave ""]
Uncle%20Ralph said:
Lamp said:In the kitchen and on their knees? What kind of sick fuck are you?
Do you know how hard it is to reach the top of the stove when on your knees?
It was a lot of trial and error but now my bitch knows how to suck cock and baste a turkey at the same time during thanksgiving.
That sounds like it could result in some crippling burns.
[Nov 18,2008 1:00am - Samantha ""]
sever said:Why are all of you evil?
Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.
[Nov 18,2008 1:40am - Uncle Ralph ""]
Samantha said:
sever said:Why are all of you evil?
Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.
You jus need a good slap and a hard fuck and that should calm you right down. Let Uncle Ralph show you the way...
[Nov 18,2008 1:42am - Samantha ""]
I am in awe of your intellectual superiority. You must get all the girls!
[Nov 18,2008 1:49am - Uncle Ralph ""]
I only like the ones with low self esteem. You uppity cunts are too much work. I like the ones you can slap around when the sox lose and then five minutes latah they are sucking your cock loose... Uncle Ralphy in the muthah fuckin house!!!
[Nov 18,2008 1:51am - Samantha ""]
It's no wonder why the ladies can't resist your charm.
[Nov 18,2008 3:13am - the_reverend ""]
I failed at finding the xmikex quote where he states
"women are the worst"
[Nov 18,2008 7:03am - brian_dc ""]
yummy said:
brian_dc said:just call them fat and move on
everyone's fat compared to you.
I've got that atomic bomb
[Nov 18,2008 8:36pm - yummy ""]
Samantha said:
sever said:Why are all of you evil?
Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.
Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.
[Nov 18,2008 8:37pm - yummy ""]
brian_dc said:
yummy said:
brian_dc said:just call them fat and move on
everyone's fat compared to you.
I've got that atomic bomb
Yeah, but what are you gonna do with it?
[Nov 18,2008 8:39pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Good question.
Join a band and you might have better luck. At least in getting pussy.
[Nov 18,2008 8:40pm - pam ""]
yummy said:
Samantha said:
sever said:Why are all of you evil?
Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.
Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.
Fair statement.
[Nov 18,2008 8:44pm - yummy ""]
swamplorddvm said:Good question.
Join a band and you might have better luck. At least in getting pussy.
I don't think being in a band will get me any more than I'm used to.
[Nov 18,2008 8:49pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Well, then you're out of luck with actual caring women. Sorry.
[Nov 18,2008 8:55pm - yummy ""]
That's the one I have. I'm not sorry.
[Nov 18,2008 9:09pm - blue ""]
despite just telling my cheating ex gf to stay out of my life permanently, i still have faith that there are good women in this world.
[Nov 18,2008 9:11pm - yummy ""]
crazy but true.
[Nov 18,2008 9:28pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
women? i smartened up and only fuck dudes now. i suggest you all do the same.
[Nov 18,2008 9:35pm - yummy ""]
good call. I've never met a dude that purposely went out with no panties on to get some.
[Nov 19,2008 1:54am - Samantha ""]
pam said:
yummy said:
Samantha said:
sever said:Why are all of you evil?
Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.
Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.
Fair statement.
Yes, very true. However, the women are usually competing with each other for the attention of men who will compete for them. It's more indirect. It's more like: "I want to be the hottest one so that all the men will be fighting over me, and all the women will be jealous."
Women are bitches. I think we can all agree on that.
[Nov 19,2008 8:07am - SkinSandwich ""]
Most of them are salty clam necks, no doubt.
[Nov 19,2008 9:50am - the_reverend ""]
yummy said:crazy but true. wait, they are crazy... but never right.
[Nov 19,2008 9:50am - the_reverend ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:women? i smartened up and only fuck dudes now. i suggest you all do the same. TGS FTW
[Nov 19,2008 5:07pm - immortal13 ""]
pam said:
Yeti said:more importantly, why are you all so irresistably evil?
Because you're so hilariously susceptible to our evil.
True statement.
[Nov 19,2008 7:25pm - Dankill ""]
Samantha said:
pam said:
yummy said:
Samantha said:
sever said:Why are all of you evil?
Millions of years of evolution... Women tend to be more selective when it comes to breeding. Men compete with each other, and women choose the best mates. Somewhere along the line, women discovered a use for the men with whom they wouldn't consider mating. It's hilarious to laugh at the stupid things they do. "Uncle Ralph" is a prime example of this type of male.
Ever go to a club? Girls usually dress up to impress girls and especially girls with men. Point being; girls compete more.
Fair statement.
Yes, very true. However, the women are usually competing with each other for the attention of men who will compete for them. It's more indirect. It's more like: "I want to be the hottest one so that all the men will be fighting over me, and all the women will be jealous."
Women are bitches. I think we can all agree on that.
You're mostly right, but I've seen girls get that competitive over getting any attention at all. Just the same as they will backstab and rip on any other girl, even their "best friends", to be the queen bee in any given situation. Girls will do VERY fucked up shit to each other over dudes or social status in their little groups. And I'm talking about WAY after high school.
[Nov 19,2008 8:01pm - SkinSandwich ""]
They need to keep their hatchet wounds clean and their mouths shut unless a johnson is in it.
[Nov 19,2008 8:01pm - Lamp ""]
As soon as I lost hope of ever getting a girlfriend, I got a girlfriend.
[Nov 19,2008 8:10pm - swamplorddvm ""]
haha yeah. i seem to get some sort of "special friend" about every year but when I show my nice side, forget it. I've only had 1 girlfriend in my life. The other somewhat gf was fucking two other guys, and blames me for going down on some girl. She has no right to bitch.
There a million out there, so don't give up, I guess.
[Nov 19,2008 8:19pm - pam ""]
Dankill said:
You're mostly right, but I've seen girls get that competitive over getting any attention at all. Just the same as they will backstab and rip on any other girl, even their "best friends", to be the queen bee in any given situation. Girls will do VERY fucked up shit to each other over dudes or social status in their little groups. And I'm talking about WAY after high school.
Now ask me why I don't have many chick friends...
[Nov 19,2008 10:07pm - immortal13 ""]
I've just given up actively looking, because everyone I've had an interest in over the past couple months has a boyfriend. So I say fuck it and just drink beer.
[Nov 20,2008 12:41am - Samantha ""]
pam said:
Dankill said:
You're mostly right, but I've seen girls get that competitive over getting any attention at all. Just the same as they will backstab and rip on any other girl, even their "best friends", to be the queen bee in any given situation. Girls will do VERY fucked up shit to each other over dudes or social status in their little groups. And I'm talking about WAY after high school.
Now ask me why I don't have many chick friends...
LOL! I was just going to say the same thing. Girls are mean.