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I turned 21 an hour and 20 mins ago (also, eetn sexcrement

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[Nov 30,2008 1:23am - Niccolai ""]
first off all I've never been this fucked up in my liiiiiiiife




and send of all, Josh, I can now get into your shows legally and scheme on gross sluts.



may the gods of metalkeep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds

and I have no idea what that means but it was in the movie troy and brad pitt has a bawddddd
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[Nov 30,2008 1:41am - sever ""]
buy me booze, negro.
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[Nov 30,2008 9:04am - corpus_colostomy ""]
Niccolai, you sir are a fucking idiot.
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[Nov 30,2008 9:16am - the_reverend ""]
this thread needs to be renamed to things that are true.
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[Nov 30,2008 10:09am - Lamp ""]
I'm older than you?
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[Nov 30,2008 10:20am - Niccolai ""]
yes, yes, yes, and yes.


I felt like the biggest moron when i woke up and saw all the retarded posts I made on various message boards. I facepalmed.
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[Nov 30,2008 10:30am - Lamp ""]
There really isn't any impulse in the back of your brain that tells you to stay off message boards when you think you're too drunk to reason?
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[Nov 30,2008 10:38am - Niccolai ""]
Not really. There's alot of built-in things that people have that make them not do stupid shit.

I was born without any of them.
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[Nov 30,2008 11:19am - thebloodening ""]
happy birthday and shit.
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[Nov 30,2008 11:19am - pam ""]
I threw up in 3 different states on my 21st birthday.
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[Nov 30,2008 11:22am - Niccolai ""]
that's okay, I find most states are composed entirely of vomit to begin with.
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[Nov 30,2008 11:34am - Dankill  ""]
::high five::
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[Nov 30,2008 12:49pm - the_reverend ""]
on my 21st, I did a rttp radio show.
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[Nov 30,2008 5:08pm - xanonymousx ""]
happy birthday dude.
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[Nov 30,2008 9:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
drunk board is durnk
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[Dec 2,2008 1:13pm - orgymf@work  ""]
good for you man.
21'st bday is the best one.

on mine i pounded 30 shots of whiskey in an hour.
very blurry night.
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[Dec 2,2008 1:15pm - aril  ""]
happy bday
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[Dec 2,2008 3:08pm - sever ""]

orgymf@work said:good for you man.
21'st bday is the best one.

on mine i pounded 30 shots of whiskey in an hour.
very blurry night.



you're still alive...how?
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[Dec 2,2008 3:10pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
i have an impulse in my brain that tells me to post on here more when too drunk to reason
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[Dec 2,2008 4:40pm - orgymf@work  ""]

sever said:
orgymf@work said:good for you man.
21'st bday is the best one.

on mine i pounded 30 shots of whiskey in an hour.
very blurry night.



you're still alive...how?



well, i did vomit up quite a bit before bed.
but, i admit, if i hadn't had a high tolerance (from drinking jack since i was a teenager) and i wasn't such a big dude (i'm 6'4....back then i was about 310....now 400)....i probably would have had to go to the hospital that night.

the next day was hell....from when i woke up (noon) until i had a jack and coke and a side order of fries at chilli's, i puked up everything i tried to eat/drink.
coffee, ice water, pop-tarts....one bite or sip of anything just brought on endless vomiting.
i also had no balance most of the day.

about once or twice a year i go really badly overboard with booze.
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[Dec 2,2008 4:41pm - orgymf@work  ""]
oh....incomplete thought....sobering up at chilli's was around 4:30 p.m.


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