GRAVESIDESERVICE and their GF's[views:3493][posts:60]__________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:03am - McGunk and Crew ""] Fuck them. Why do they have to have girlfriends? and why is their girlfriends so whorish always with the same men and all. Why god oh why are they so whorish? I hate this band everything from each note thaty comes out of the piano, and each drum hit, and those lyrics, they are not deep. But the girlfriends they have are whores you know, really they are. They are whores. Did you know that. They all have whores for girls. And why is this so. I know a few girls that want a chance with them all but they cant because their to busy with their own whores. And their music, like I said I dont like the notes that come out of the piano, I dont like the individual tom hits and cymbols, oh dont even get me started on their cymbols. Their cymbols suck they sound like bad cymbols. Not to mention they wear cloths on stage, Why would they ever do that and nice cloths at that, thats not brutal. ITs not brutal when you wear a suit on stage, this is why I hate Black Metal. They wear suits and talk about the devil and have girlfriends that are whores. I hate them and their lifestyles, always trying to read books and not getting all tatooed, they need to be more drunk with more beer in their hand and what the fuck? come on. you dont point at your beers on stage? what kind of band are you. McGunk used to be in yoru band but let me tell you one thing, I am not and I and McGunks new musician/friend so you will never make as much money as us, you will never be as KVol as us and you will not have as many patches on your coat as us. Nough Said... |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:05am - arilliusbm ""] ...and that dumbest thread ever posted goes to... McGunk and Crew. Congrats |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:14am - McGunk and Crew ""] They think their tough guys because they are associated with the hells angels and the drummers father is an ex military police Nam Knight President. Fuck that and fuck them. Fat greasy Italian slimeballs that would betray a friendship in a minute to make a buck and whack someone...Thats what GRAVESIDESERVICE is THREE greasy fat Italians that would whack someone in a heart beat, A fat Paino play, Drummer, and vocalist. And I know they are all crimefamily related. Look at them, When I was ion the band they even had family members that bragged about whacking people over a few bucks owed to a bookee, thats why they call themselves GRAVESIDESERVICE because they get ride of the victums in grandmas coffin, ever notice how grandma weighed so much when you paul bearered her into the chuurch? They are weirdos and deserve no respect and they will shank you in a second thats why all their guitarist quit. They put on this nice guy show, sucker you in, and use you. And when you find out they do crooked things and live a crooked lifestyle you decide you want out, they start shit with you and before you know it your in court with them, but guess what? they of course being fat greasy slime balls know all the providence judges who also had their jobs handed to them so you always loose. Fuck them and their Italian ways...So what if they like obscure music. big deal you and everyone else. Do not join this band and do not make friends with these guys they will backstab you. I was one of the first guitarist to realize this and I have seen everyone since learn the hard way. I was smart enough to get out when I could. all they did was have their big goons harass me and my family for years they even pulled out weapons on me before, and when I yelled back they got their family goons to come, and because they are fat greasy Italians they come flooding in like rats so obviously they will always out number you. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:18am - McGunk and Crew ""] oh and while I am on break I can post one more thing. I only post because I get a break at work. I work now so I get a break and really I wouldn't waste it on them because I am so busy and have a busy lifestyle so I will say this one thing,. THE VOCALIST IS A BIG WHINY JERK FACE............................. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:20am - bradmann ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:21am - bradmann ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:24am - Samantha ""] The level of hatred someone has for this band is astounding. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:37am - McGunk.. ""] I used to be in this band. Now I am all BUTTHURT about it. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 10:57am - McGunk and Crew ""] yeah please |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 11:05am - mcgunk 2 ""] I used to be in this band too |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 11:46am - GRAVESIDESERVICE ""] Listen go fuck yourself you piece of shit you dont even know us. When you have actually sat down and talked with us for more than 5 mins and know who we are then you can talk all the shit you want to our faces, whats the matter you afraid? looser. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 5,2008 3:25pm - suck ""] these guys suck |
| ______________________________ [Dec 5,2008 3:33pm - Murph ""] I have no opinion on anything other than that McGunk posts amuse the shit out of me. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 4:55pm - McGunk and Crew ""] Listen you better not find anything we say amusing. We hate this band and everything they stand for. They are a threesome of fagot Italians and if we had it our way they would all be shot down, but because they have connections with the EMF and Angels and Nam Knights and of course fat Italian mobster wanna bes we cant penetrate that wall. If anyone can contact us. Listen they are even related to some big timers like B____ B____ and the F______ so if you know someone that is higher up in the COSA NOSTRA let us know. They try to flash their chest and army like they own the place and we have to get rid of this band. Stupid fucking mortuary workers, I mean come on. Just because they all have "family" that operate funeral Parlors big deal. We can get these guys right??? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:01pm - arilliusbm ""] I don't care what "connections" they have; they were all cool guys when I talked to them, regardless of whether or not you like their music. Any person who likes both bands Tangerine Dream and Root is cool in my book. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2008 5:34pm - GRAVESIDESERVICE ""] Regardless of what connections we have that is no ones business. You keep running your mouth and you will meet your destiny. Our hands our clean remember that, asshole. And ARil thanks for your support, you are an awesome guy your band rules, and we hope to do a show with you guys when you reform. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 5,2008 6:17pm - STLUCI ""] not again !!! more bullshit from a very bored person . |
| _________________________________ [Dec 7,2008 12:01am - why??? ""] why do they have girlfriends? thats gay? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 8,2008 2:24pm - rhinoplasty ""] i tell you why , because they ain't real . not brutal at all , just a big stupid jerkface vocalist , edward piano hands and a resentful oaf drummer. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 8,2008 7:31pm - Slapme ""] :ZZZ: |
| _________________________________ [Dec 9,2008 1:32pm - morbidG ""] I hate these guys I hope they die. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 9,2008 5:29pm - rhinoplasty ""] yeah me too !! i think i hate them more than you do do , so let me buy you a beer .we will throw them back while hating them at the same time . that will be the coolest thing i've ever done . |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 9,2008 8:33pm - Smell yo dick ""] let me smell yo dick, why yo coming home at 5 in the morn, let me smell yo dick can I smell yo dick? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 3:26am - STLUCI ""] what the hell ? that makes no sense either |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 10,2008 2:24pm - smell yo ""] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w&feature=related |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 12,2008 11:23am - hooky pooky ""] They suck, I heard they were going to do a Black Metal hooky poky. Fuck them |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 1:56am - the true Mcgunk ""] The drummer in this band was always afraid of me. I brought my friend with cut up arms and maladjusted social skills over to his house to hang out and make music before, and you could tell that he was scared later even though he knew deep down that we were and are just a couple of nice guys into music and extreme metal culture. The drummer is an extremely timid, excitable man! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 5:59pm - STLUCI ""] stupid : yet another mcgunk or mcgunk clone post that makes no sense . sounds the ramblings of a schizophrenic . |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 8:27pm - the true Mcgunk ""] Shutchur big penguin mug up St. Lucipie and go smell ron's dick! |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 8:31pm - Mcspanky ""] Gravesideservice and their god damn Gf's are just disgusting and wrong. They all have herpes and aids with flaming red pubes which they dye on top to cover it up. They are always meddling with the guitarists and breaking up the band! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 8:38pm - Satanic Boogermeyer ""] Wow GSS was even expelled from the WCSL. It is clear that they were only into it to try and get an evil reputation. But as the drummer has learned and learned the hard way; once an altar boy always an altar boy. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 10:40pm - Ron From GRAVESIDESERVICE ""] Listen here. Have you ever seem my "GFS" Pussy?, no you havent because infact you dont like pussy. You only like to talk about dicks, see you always bring up "Rons" dick because you are a fagget and need to go fuck your father. Listen you know where I live, you know my schedule because you have studied it up and down. You have time to do that you loser. So why dont you bring your dumb fucking face by my house and fight me you coward. You are a coward and your friends are cowards, all you do is start teenage online shit talking battles. Wake up you loser, I went to your house and your friends house with the intention of making you all feel like fools, you always back down from my 6 foot 4 inch ass. When the day comes that you want to fight then come looking for me, I hide from noone and I am not afraid to do what my mind wants me to do, you fill in the blanks ________________. And no you can go look up the WCSL and you will see we are the official band of the WCSL and we are very close to Paul D. Valentine. So all you have going for you is a keyboard and no gaal to back up your typing of online rumors and lies. Go suck up to your friends you all stroke each others egos and make your kind(i.e. gentic waste) feel good after you realize your fear in so stronge you need each other to feel good. I really dont know what the problem is because everytime I see you and your friends who blindly summit to your stupidity so they feel like their lives have value you back away and call police or whatever instead of just fighting me like you seem like you want to do. Bottom line you and your clan are C_O_W_A_R_D_S...And I proved that time and time again in person not online, so fuck you and your parents who failed you and failed to show you how to not act like 30 years bitches...Let me guess all you will do is reply and make pretend you never seen what i posted about confronted not once but many times and failed to see you back up your bitch ways... |
| _____________________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 10:45pm - Ron From GRAVESIDESERVICE ""] Ron wants to get rid of a lot of problems, haha. and He will call upon the assistance his father who is the VICE PRESIDENT of the Nam Knights (look it up) Mass/RI chapters, haha. My problems will go away I am sure, my "FAMILY" loves me, haha... |
| _______________________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:25pm - Jacob the new GSS guitarist ""] Funny thing is you faggets never even met his GF so how can you judge her, she isnt your mother, you know the slut/whore whos close to 60 years old and had her genetic waste out of wedlock, and thats the truth, no lies there. Ask for his mothers name and his fathers name I guarantee you will see they never were married and have different last names than that mistake. he probably doesn't remember me but i met him a few times awhile back he was a friend of M. V. and my buddy who is a good ol' mortician and has wanted this guy on a slab for years. and now hes gonna look stupid. everything disappears after a while, agreed. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:44pm - W3 nli ""] if i gave her a dollar would she give me change for a ten and eat the corn outta my shit. |
| _______________________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 12:11am - Jacob the new GSS guitarist ""] she would knife you, i guarantee that |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 12:19am - Jacob's Bladder ""] Hey Jacob, I don't know you. If I did meet you back when I was friends with Jeremy and Mike then you were just some young kid into hardcore or some other stupid crap and now you are playing black metal pretend with the queerest wannabe black metal band ever; good job buddy. Now as for Ron getting all pissed off and talking like he wants to fight, that's really amusing as he wants to become a psychologist. I thought as a psychology student you'd have learned some better control by now and perhaps even grown up a bit but obviously you haven't. The fact of the matter is that nothing is going to happen. None of you is going to make a move, and all you are going to do is play black metal pretend games pretending to be morbid and grim Ooooh yeah. Ron, if you are ever confronted with real death you will shit your pants buddy. Now go play. Maybe someday when your band is no longer, and your a failed psychologist and you're either working at a gas station or collecting from the government after your third and final mental breakdown, you will realize that this was all bad for you and you should have done something more positive with your life instead of wasting the young years of your life "playing" black metal and pretending to be a tough guy. I wasn't, and you my friend are not either. You'll see. I have nothing against you really. I just like to look you up from time to time for mine and my friends amusement to see your failures; both your failure at making good music, and your failure as a person. Have a good time learning about life the hard way sucker; - G |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 12:33am - Jacob‘s Bladder ""] and oh yeah Jacob, back in 1998 the good ol' mortician and I traveled to the Milwaukee Metalfest to see Mayhem, Emperor, Sodom, etc. play and where were you then? suckling on your father's titties? you were probably like 3 years old when we were a part of the black metal scene. And none of you know what you're talking about. There wouldn't be a GSS without me showing Ron black metal and his first guitarist how to play it on guitar. As for where those people are now? they aren't into pretending to be black metal badasses anymore. They've grown up and faced the music and have jobs, girlfriends, and normal friends. You are all jealous of me and what I have in my life. I know all about your pathetic black metal dreams, been there, done that. Now I cultivate real influential darkness, not pretend darkness that's too dark for you to see anyway because you are blind little kiddies playing black metal mafia games ha ha ha ha. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 12:50am - niccolai ""] less talk, more pictures of girlfriends. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 1:05am - Superion Krauser ""] Funniest thing of all is that this thread is a perfect example of what the black metal scene of rhode island and probably most of massachusetts as well, has been reduced to. Nobody has the right mentality to make real black metal in RI, least of all these shmucks. It's a big circus act is what it is. The ultimate truth of the matter is that none of you will still be even remotely into this type of music when you are my age. The only reason the penguin(St. Luci pie for those of you that are new) is still into it is because he feels special that he is in control of some weak young minds who are easily influenced. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 1:19am - Horatio's fart ""] Ron, the drummer in Gravesideservice is almost black. That's why he wears long sleeves in the sun all year round, because he's afraid of turning even darker. Also some dirty chick he once did, told her next boyfriend who also knew him, that for such a big guy(6'4) he sure has a small dick. I thought that was Soooo funny but not as funny as his African American complex. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 2:20am - W3 nli ""] niccolai said:less talk, more pictures of girlfriends. back'd tits or gtfo |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 5:49am - Morbid Psychoanalyst ""] Ron told me all about his dad, who is also supposedly this tough Nam Knights ex-military guy that we hear so much about in this forum. Well what he told me was that his father's gene's were damaged in Nam by Agent Orange and by the Kong sticking gorilla aids up his rectum and pee hole and stuff like that. So when he returned from the war, he made Ron by mistake and Ron inherited all these personality disorders and a relaxed brain from that horrible, horrible war. He is truly the end result of some horrific war crime atrocities inflicted upon our people. So when I read him talking about genetic waste...he is only talking about himself it seems. And about failing parents? well his mother is crazy, he even used to write songs about her in his band, and his real father, the one from nam well, he left his mother when he found out he made a living monstrosity. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:32pm - STLUCI ""] Mcspanky said:Gravesideservice and their god damn Gf's are just disgusting and wrong. They all have herpes and aids with flaming red pubes which they dye on top to cover it up. They are always meddling with the guitarists and breaking up the band! GraveSideService has never never broken up .. the same 3 have been moving on since 2004 and has not stopped . herpes and aids now , that is creative of you . |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:34pm - STLUCI ""] the%20true%20Mcgunk said:Shutchur big penguin mug up St. Lucipie and go smell ron's dick! oh look another "gay "reference . ever heard the expression : " the witch hunter never points at himself " projection of your gayness is loud and clear in all your stupid comments . |
| ______________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:34pm - Yeti ""] this is the worst thread of all time. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:41pm - STLUCI ""] Satanic%20Boogermeyer said:Wow GSS was even expelled from the WCSL. It is clear that they were only into it to try and get an evil reputation. But as the drummer has learned and learned the hard way; once an altar boy always an altar boy. not true at all : As the head of the New England chapter of the WorldWide Church of Satanic Liberation , i can tell you for a fact that is false . no such expulsion has occurred . <p> <img border="0" src="http://www.churchofsatanicliberation.net/files/page0_blog_entry0_1.jpg" width="80" height="60"></p> |
| ________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 3:51pm - STLUCI ""] Superion%20Krauser said:Funniest thing of all is that this thread is a perfect example of what the black metal scene of rhode island and probably most of massachusetts as well, has been reduced to. Nobody has the right mentality to make real black metal in RI, least of all these shmucks. It's a big circus act is what it is. The ultimate truth of the matter is that none of you will still be even remotely into this type of music when you are my age. The only reason the penguin(St. Luci pie for those of you that are new) is still into it is because he feels special that he is in control of some weak young minds who are easily influenced. influence for what ? that makes no sense . maybe i just enjoy prcatice every week and playing a show once a month. it really could just be that ... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 4:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] HAI GUYZ, WUTS GOIN IN DIS THREAD?!? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 4:44pm - arilliusbm ""] Superion Krauser doesn't remember Horn of Valere, then. And I bet you they have no clue on the MA black metal bands as well. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:11pm - Superion Krauser ""] Hey Arilliusbm - Yeah I know a little bit about Horns of Valere and i'm not impressed. Cythraul, which GSS are so proud to affiliate with, has christian ties with their drummer, and a lot of the other bands from RI and MA are just side projects made by hardcore kids for fun because it's popular to try and act evil. You can't really name one band from MA that's that special. Most of them are cought in between the dead corpse paint act of old which looks ridiculous nowadays, and the new black metal which isn't really black metal at all. If you want to hear some truly inspirational black metal music, but that will never get signed because it's not a Satyricon clone like all the bands from RI and MA, check out this one man band A.L.M., that's real darkness, quite original too. www.myspace.com/alienlanguagemisanthropy |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:18pm - Superion Krauser ""] And if I was that new guy Jacob, the new guitarist in GSS, I'd quit A.S.A.P. because all this band does is stand around a computer in the basement of the drummer's mother's house and look up things people write about them on a computer and get pissed about it. That should show you right there that these people are not serious about what they do, nor are they the least bit "trve". |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:18pm - arilliusbm ""] I guess i'll have to really concentrate on my 2009 releases to impress people like you. haha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:23pm - arilliusbm ""] oh - i didn't mean that to sound vein. i just disagree. I think MA has some great upcoming bands. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 6:35pm - Superion Krauser ""] yeah, Amputator is good. Funny how EVERYONE all ofa sudden has interest here. Even people that actually know good music. But you see, I don't even consider Amputator a MA or RI band, they sound like they come from Brazil or something, they are far too harsh of a band to be affiliated with MA or RI so-called "black metal" which sings about trolls, forest fairies, and oh yeah dead poets society like Gayside Service does. Their so called originality is in itself unoriginal. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 29,2008 7:50pm - yummy ""] It got kinda emo in here I wanna slit my wrists just thinking about black metal. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 29,2008 8:27pm - ArilliusBM ""] sigh.. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2008 5:49pm - your mother ""] Krauser you're a fucking geek... go jerk off to old pictures of Varg while eating your black metal corn flakes. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2008 6:01pm - quintessence ""] This thread is mega lame. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 2,2009 12:35pm - rhinoplasty ""] Krauser is best !! we throw back beers all the time . you can't believe the amount of times he be hittin' the nail on da head . he is brutal and very misanthropic . he was misanthropic before it was cool to be misanthropic . |