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Yankee Swap at work apreesh/unapreesh

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[Dec 9,2008 9:30am - brian_dc ""]
It's a terrible concept. And I plan on proving why it's terrible by providing the best/worst gift ever

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fuck you assholes for making me drive over 100 miles a day.
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[Dec 9,2008 10:08am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahaha, does it have the bonus "Papa Smurf can I lick your ass" episode on it?
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[Dec 9,2008 10:10am - brian_dc ""]
holy shit, I hope so
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[Dec 9,2008 10:20am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
last year i bought a giant can of beans and hid a $10 scratch ticket under the label. everyone thought i was an asshole.
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[Dec 9,2008 10:46am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
The last Yankee Swap I was involved in ended with me receiving an old, beat up Janet Jackson cassette and a Babysitters Club book.
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[Dec 9,2008 10:48am - tramplethweak ""]
my work has that im probably just gonna give a rubber chicken or my old PS1 games
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[Dec 9,2008 10:49am - Yeti ""]
at my work its a secret santa thing, which is super gay. i don't ever participate.
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[Dec 9,2008 10:55am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
we are having a pot luck thing instead. works for me
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[Dec 9,2008 11:00am - dreadkill ""]
i think we might be doing potluck too.
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[Dec 9,2008 12:42pm - xmikex ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:The last Yankee Swap I was involved in ended with me receiving an old, beat up Janet Jackson cassette and a Babysitters Club book.


HAHAHA. This would be twice as funny if it happened recently.
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[Dec 9,2008 12:45pm - xmikex ""]
Yankee swaps are only good for throwing $10 away. You never keep your gifts, you just inconspicuously leave them behind, and hope nobody sees that you left your Ants in the Pants game, or crusty old tin of caramel popcorn until you're gone.
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[Dec 9,2008 12:50pm - Yeti ""]
hahahahaha Ants in the Pants. those games were awesome, Don't Spill the Beans and Don't Break the Ice were the best.
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[Dec 9,2008 12:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]

xmikex said:Yankee swaps are only good for throwing $10 away. You never keep your gifts, you just inconspicuously leave them behind, and hope nobody sees that you left your Ants in the Pants game, or crusty old tin of caramel popcorn until you're gone.


i'll take that tin of caramel popcorn thank you. stoners delight.
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[Dec 9,2008 12:55pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Haha, I wish I could say I received that astounding gift recently.
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[Dec 9,2008 12:58pm - orgymf@work  ""]
i don't have do one at work.

but my girlfriend put my name in a hat for some stupid thing at her aunt's house on thanksgiving, and now i have buy her wigger cousin something, and his girlfriend has to get something for me.


this should be stupid
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[Dec 9,2008 1:03pm - ouchdrummer ""]
yeah, my family did the name in the hat thing on thanksgiving too.. i got my older sisters gay lover..... i have NO idea what to get.
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[Dec 9,2008 1:07pm - brian_dc ""]
polaroids of your erect penis?
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[Dec 9,2008 1:13pm - ouchdrummer ""]

brian_dc said:polaroids of your erect penis?


best idea i have heard yet. In my family this would actually be viewed as funny, and not too offensive.
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[Dec 9,2008 1:16pm - brian_dc ""]
awesome...haha
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[Dec 9,2008 1:20pm - xmikex ""]

ouchdrummer said:yeah, my family did the name in the hat thing on thanksgiving too.. i got my older sisters gay lover..... i have NO idea what to get.


construction boots.
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[Dec 9,2008 1:24pm - ouchdrummer ""]

xmikex said:
ouchdrummer said:yeah, my family did the name in the hat thing on thanksgiving too.. i got my older sisters gay lover..... i have NO idea what to get.


construction boots.



and another good idea. How about the boots..... with polaroids sticking out of my wenis?
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[Dec 9,2008 1:26pm - brian_dc ""]
sounds like a big winner to me
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[Dec 9,2008 1:26pm - ouchdrummer ""]
sounds like a fat lip from my sister.
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[Dec 9,2008 3:22pm - Yeti ""]

orgymf@work said:i don't have do one at work.

but my girlfriend put my name in a hat for some stupid thing at her aunt's house on thanksgiving, and now i have buy her wigger cousin something, and his girlfriend has to get something for me.



get him a devastating death metal album like Defeated Sanity or Devourment or something.
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[Dec 9,2008 3:31pm - orgymf@work  ""]

Yeti said:
orgymf@work said:i don't have do one at work.

but my girlfriend put my name in a hat for some stupid thing at her aunt's house on thanksgiving, and now i have buy her wigger cousin something, and his girlfriend has to get something for me.



get him a devastating death metal album like Defeated Sanity or Devourment or something.



i considered it, the last time he was at my place, he told me that when he was younger he was big into Megadeth and Anthrax.

maybe he'll enjoy some wigger slam.


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