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So, I was fucking this dude's mom last night...

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[Dec 11,2008 1:37pm - Josh_Martin ""]
and when I was done with her I went into the kitchen to steal all of the beer and I saw a salt shaker. So I figure "why not" and unscrewed the top so the next time someone uses it, it'll dump all of the salt all over their food and ruin it. Immature, I know. But fuck it, it sure was funny when she called me the next day and told me about her kid's ruined omlette.

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[Dec 11,2008 1:38pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Rev. seriously, can you fix this triple post shit?
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[Dec 11,2008 1:43pm - brian_dc ""]
the fact that it only happens to you probably makes it pretty difficult
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[Dec 11,2008 1:49pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
BURN TIMES THREE TIMES
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[Dec 11,2008 2:02pm - Josh_Martin ""]
He's smart. He can fix it.
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[Dec 11,2008 2:06pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
well done sir, well done
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[Dec 11,2008 2:06pm - laughter with loki  ""]
i bet u she has a fake laugh
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[Dec 11,2008 2:10pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
or should i say well done sir, well done sir, well done sir. . .
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[Dec 11,2008 2:11pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
triple sick reburnnnnnnnn
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[Dec 11,2008 2:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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[Dec 11,2008 2:21pm - Josh_Martin ""]
It has something to do with the firewalls or something at my job. Remember when EVERYTHING I posted would triple post? Rev fixed that. He can fix this.
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[Dec 11,2008 4:22pm - guy  ""]

Josh_Martin said:and when I was done with her I went into the kitchen to steal all of the beer and I saw a salt shaker. So I figure "why not" and unscrewed the top so the next time someone uses it, it'll dump all of the salt all over their food and ruin it. Immature, I know. But fuck it, it sure was funny when she called me the next day and told me about her kid's ruined omlette.





HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW YOU RULE

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[Dec 11,2008 6:39pm - Hep-C  ""]
Was she a junkie too?
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[Dec 11,2008 7:12pm - the_reverend ""]
I wrote a fix for triple threads and fucked something else up.
but I'll fixed it again.
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[Dec 11,2008 7:28pm - Hoser ""]
You think that fucking my omelette up is funny Martin? We'll see about that one buddy....


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