Flushing your pride down the toilet[views:5599][posts:14]_______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:39am - yummy ""] The other day, I'm delivering to an old folks home. I gotta use the bathroom. So, I go in the obscenely large handicapped bathroom for 1. I'm doin my business and the lights go out. I wave my arms around and the lights go back on. Ok. Sensor lights. The lights go back out after another minute or so. Again, I wave my arms around but it took a good 10 seconds or so. I'm just about to finish up and the lights go out again. After waving my arms for a while I get fed up and start moving around to catch the sensor. Just then, the maintenance man opens the door, the lights immediately go on, and all he sees is a mailman with his pants down flailing his arms around. Yay!!! Apparently, he was on his way in to fix that and assumed nobody was in the bathroom because the lights were off. Which is why he used his keys instead of knocking first. As embarrassing as it was it seemed worth repeating. Even if nobody gives two shits. :LOL: |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:40am - xmikex ""] hahahaha |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:41am - brian_dc ""] bravo this, despite rev's usual protests, was a good story |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:43am - yummy ""] Probably because I'm not wasted nor was I when it happened. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 9:45am - the_reverend ""] simpsons did it. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:16am - yummy ""] The simpsons have an episode where the mailman gets caught with his pants down? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:16am - the_reverend ""] I'm sure. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:17am - yummy ""] prove it |
| _______________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:20am - Mess ""] i was a mailman for a few months. ballsiest job evarrrr. |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:22am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i am a proud disgruntaled ex postal worker. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:23am - yummy ""] I've been at it for almost 3 years. Not sure if it's the ballsiest job I've ever had... |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 11:40am - dreadkill ""] funny story |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:51pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Haha, awesome. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:54pm - ScmFck ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i am a proud disgruntaled ex postal worker. didn't you only work there for like 3 weeks before you quit? |
| ____________________________________________ [Dec 23,2008 12:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] yup and that was enough to make me disgruntled |