VACAY DAY 12: What a shitty and pissy morning...[views:1950][posts:15]_______________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 10:55am - the_reverend ""] I got up and had a turtle head going on. but I was kind and let carina go first. Since it was an emergency, I forced her to jump in the shower after she was done, fast. That's when things went wrong. As I when to plop down, my cellphone popped out of my waste band and into the toilet... a toilet filled with piss among other things (meaning period blood). The battery popped off and hit the reddish pee water with a disheartening sploosh! Water went everywhere. Thankfully the battery popped off so the phone was off when it hit the water. Remember that turtle head mentioned above? no? wow, short attention span. anyhow, I plop my ass down on the pee-soaking wet seat and made a mole hill into a mountain in the toilet. 2 taco bell trips, 1 other meal, and a veggie burger were too much for the toilet. I flushed and as I stood there covered in pee on the backside, the toilet water quickly making a dash for the rim of the bowl as my vile pile clogged the drain. I did what any rational person sort of Jerry Seinfied would do and rammed a toilet brush into the messy creation. My ferocity was such in this immanent time that pooh-water now sprayed me in the front. What a terrible start to a morning. on the bright side, my phone works after some hair-dyering, but I'm pretty sure it will only call people with jaundice. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:28am - pam ""] That's rough dude. And gross. Thanks for sharing. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:42am - Lamp ""] That's a great story. I pushed out this turd on Christmas day that must have been over a foot long, it ruled. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:43am - yummy ""] awesome! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 11:52am - the_reverend ""] there... I fixed the typos and updated what the contents of the toilet water were... I had to clear that detail with carina before I posted it. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:02pm - pam ""] Whenever I see you put that phone to your face, I will fondly remember this story. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:11pm - the_reverend ""] unfortunately, it doesn't smell like her pee-pee. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:12pm - boblovesmusic ""] Sounds like a perfect scenario for some goregrind song... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 12:34pm - succubus ""] pam said:Whenever I see you put that phone to your face, I will fondly remember this story. i saw him sniffing his phone a little bit ago ewww true story |
| _______________________________ [Dec 28,2008 1:58pm - dftg ""] damn Aaron, I'm sorry to hear that you're having your period. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 2:01pm - the_reverend ""] butt period? and of course is sniffed my phone. how else would I know if it smelled like pee and blood. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2009 12:37am - the_reverend ""] bump for blue to read. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2009 2:53pm - the_reverend ""] this ruled. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2009 3:01pm - blue ""] Lulz @ 'bump for blue to read' |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 14,2009 3:09pm - the_reverend ""] I no longer have that phone and there was no water damage in it at all. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 14,2009 3:57pm - reimroc ""] tell me you sold the menstural phone to somebody |