Did carina and I create the most fart inducing food ever? yes.[views:9522][posts:24]______________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:17pm - the_reverend ""] I laid in bed all last night with my stomach making whale noises and waking up to carina laughing. the food in question was split pea soup with potatoes, onions, and one pound of tofu. ate 2 bowls and got a toot frequency of 1 per 2 minutes for 5 hours. not bad. plus, it was all wind and not much smell. win win win? |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:18pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] bacon up that tofu |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:22pm - dreadkill ""] if there's no smell, there's no win. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:22pm - dreadkill ""] farts need to be scenty for a win to be tallied |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:24pm - the_reverend ""] I think that the whale sounds coming from my gut more than made up for that. I had a huge cup before 2 1hr meetings. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:39pm - Yeti ""] that's what happens to me when i drink High Life. i fart up a storm the following morning but it has no stench. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:46pm - ouchdrummer ""] Yeti said:that's what happens to me when i drink High Life. i fart up a storm the following morning but it has no stench. I think this is mostly true for everyone. Thing is, highly carbonated beer (like high life) will make just about anyone fart alot. It's whether or not you ate a lot of fiber/certain meats/cheeses that will dictate the smell of said farts. Although highly carbonated porters/stouts will make the frequency high WITH an astounding potency. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 12:49pm - Conservationist ""] the_reverend said:it was all wind and not much smell Add more cumin |
| ______________________________ [Jan 5,2009 1:17pm - timma ""] Black & Tan farts = singeing of the nostrils |
| _________________________________ [Jan 5,2009 1:35pm - succubus ""] your tummy was also making these gurgling noises...a lot..and your farts sounded hilarious! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 12:32am - Sacreligion ""] you humans and your farting... |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:31am - SkinSandwich ""] Girls don't fart. FACT. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:32am - dreadkill ""] my farts've been smelling like grape juice |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:57am - the_reverend ""] __________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:31am - SkinSandwich] Girls don't fart. FACT. wow.. it is sad that at your age you have never been around a girl for more than 15 minutes. maybe it's all the internet usage? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:34am - Yeti ""] girls farting is hot. especially if they are hot farts. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:37am - SkinSandwich ""] the_reverend said: __________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 9:31am - SkinSandwich] Girls don't fart. FACT. wow.. it is sad that at your age you have never been around a girl for more than 15 minutes. maybe it's all the internet usage? ZING!! I have repressed memories of douchebag girlfriends. One of them farted terribly one time and scarred me for life. She wasn't even Brazilian! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 10:53am - succubus ""] I guess i did it in my sleep and aaron sniffed it...apparently it was long and didn't smell |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 11:04am - the_reverend ""] im keeping my mouth closed on this one. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 12:11pm - succubus ""] How about you try and keep yout butt closed for a change? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 12:13pm - dreadkill ""] OH SNAP! |
| ______________________________ [Jan 6,2009 12:36pm - Mess ""] last night i made, Fettuccini with a garlic butter sauce, shreaded Parmesan and powdered Parmesan topped with imported prosciutto and mushrooms (fried). 4 bites and i was full. good shit though. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 6,2009 12:59pm - Conservationist ""] Did you mean you had a giant greasy shit afterwards, or that it was "good shit" like quality food? PSOT PICUTRES |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 21,2015 8:06pm - sad aril ""] :( |
| __________________________________ [Feb 21,2015 8:18pm - narcosis ""] ouchdrummer said: Yeti said:that's what happens to me when i drink High Life. i fart up a storm the following morning but it has no stench. I think this is mostly true for everyone. Thing is, highly carbonated beer (like high life) will make just about anyone fart alot. It's whether or not you ate a lot of fiber/certain meats/cheeses that will dictate the smell of said farts. Although highly carbonated porters/stouts will make the frequency high WITH an astounding potency. Jimbo is right |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 25,2015 5:17pm - Colonel Sangus ""] Is there a way to work beer AND sauerkraut into this dish? I feel like that would maximize the fartitude. |