My craigslist personals ad
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[Jan 8,2009 6:36pm - RichHorror ""]
HAY GUISE WILL BABBES DIG ME OR WUT
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five traits about me
-I know how to brush my teeth
-I have a rocking chair that only rocks forward to allow me to fake interest in any conversation
-I can pretend to not eat meat
-I like to play the first 7 stages of Super Mario World on SNES and then shut it off
-I have no sexually transmitted diseases that you know about
five traits I'd like in someone else
-Independently wealthy
-Agrees with everything I say in a corporate 'yesman' sort of way
-Has no friends and doesn't like spending time with their family
-Keeps a clean shop in the underpants region
-Must love cats
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[Jan 8,2009 6:39pm - pam ""]
hahaha
[Jan 31,2009 8:50pm - RichHorror ""]
I've had actual replies to this ad. Women are retarded.
[Jan 31,2009 8:59pm - the_reverend ""]
what part of that is fake? the women replying are males doing the holladaddy thing to you.
[Jan 31,2009 9:04pm - RichHorror ""]
No, they were surprisingly real. One of them brought over Season 2 of Dexter.
[Jan 31,2009 9:07pm - the_reverend ""]
the calls are coming from inside the house.
rich's date turns into rich in a dress. hasn't anyone else noticed that you never see both of them at the same time?
[Jan 31,2009 9:10pm - RichHorror ""]
You're giving me a raging semi.
[Jan 31,2009 9:14pm - the_reverend ""]
oh, now I have a clue too
[Feb 6,2009 7:37pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Any hot, disturbed bitches reply Rich?
[Feb 6,2009 7:38pm - RichHorror ""]
RichHorror said:No, they were surprisingly real. One of them brought over Season 2 of Dexter.
[Feb 6,2009 10:17pm - ouchy ""]
wow... i love it. Makes me think i need one.
[Feb 6,2009 10:18pm - RichHorror ""]
You're married so you lose. Forever.
[Feb 6,2009 10:22pm - ouchy ""]
ya, my marriage ain't really working out that well. She is really really jealous of my drums... so i don't lose forever. or i do, i can't figure it out. I guess i lose from the point that i said "i do". even though "i don't"... bummer.
[Feb 6,2009 10:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Feb 6,2009 10:41pm - eli_hhcb ""]
Craigslist is key. I buy lots of stuff from it...
[Feb 6,2009 10:43pm - ouchy ""]
not really awkward. It's been on the rocks for a minute, what can you do? The way i look at it, i married a hot brazzillian and i decided to call it off due to the fact that i will NOT stop playing 3-5 hours a day. I am happy with my decision, and i got faith in my skills, maybe next i will go for a hot WHITE girl!!???!?!? maybe not.
[Feb 6,2009 10:48pm - RichHorror ""]
TMI IS SO LAST YEAR
[Feb 6,2009 10:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Girls? Yeah.
[Feb 6,2009 10:50pm - RichHorror ""]
GET A LIVEJOURNAL U DIRTY DAWG
[Feb 6,2009 10:53pm - ouchy ""]
RichHorror said:GET A LIVEJOURNAL U DIRTY DAWG
ya, so i stop hogging all the attention on your "personals add" thread? fight live journal or your a pussy.
[Feb 6,2009 10:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
LIVE PUSSY FIGHT JOURNAL
[Feb 6,2009 10:54pm - RichHorror ""]
FIGHT NIPSY RUSSEL'S FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT GRINDING ON THE SIQ HALFPIPE GEALING THE CUBE OR A FAGGIT IS U
[Feb 6,2009 10:55pm - RichHorror ""]
NO SO U STOP TURNING RTTP INTO FEELINGS FEST 2K9 WTF FTW
[Feb 6,2009 10:56pm - RichHorror ""]
DOGPLOW A WOMAN U DONT LOVE OR YOU ARE A PUSSY
[Feb 6,2009 10:59pm - ouchy ""]
RichHorror said:NO SO U STOP TURNING RTTP INTO FEELINGS FEST 2K9 WTF FTW
touche, faggot
[Feb 6,2009 11:00pm - ouchy ""]
so i guess i am a little too "feelingfull" after a dozen whiskeys... fuck ya.
[Feb 6,2009 11:03pm - RichHorror ""]
U MAD U GAY
[Feb 6,2009 11:03pm - RichHorror ""]
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[Feb 6,2009 11:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
ITT: Healthy relationships with women.
LOLZ
[Feb 6,2009 11:05pm - ouchy ""]
that's the best use of that graphic yet.
[Feb 6,2009 11:19pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Feb 6,2009 11:32pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
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[Feb 6,2009 11:36pm - RichHorror ""]
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[Feb 6,2009 11:46pm - ouchy ""]
wait a minute... i'm white... and i got my GED... WTF?
[Feb 6,2009 11:49pm - RichHorror ""]
U AINT SHIT
[Feb 6,2009 11:52pm - ouchy ""]
ouch
[Feb 7,2009 1:44am - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Feb 7,2009 1:47am - douchebag_patrol_2 ""]
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[Feb 7,2009 2:03am - ouchy ""]
^^this last pic is priceless. The photographer really took my breath away with this one.