I walked in on my 45 year old roommate masturbating.....
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[Mar 4,2004 12:29am - Hoser ""]
Is it so wrong?
Is it wrong that he was waxing Cojak...or that he got caught in the act of roughing up the suspect? I dunno....but you shoulda seen the look on his face...he almost fell off of the toilet...AND he was holding a page that he had ripped out of a nudey mag against the opposing wall as he was knockin' out his nerd.
I'm suspended in wonder as to why he would leave the door unlocked....
Oh...and with my mouth agape with awe...my lit cigarette fell on the floor......no kidding. He apologized later and we laughed the whole thing off.....or....did we?
[Mar 4,2004 12:32am - gorg ""]
thats happened to me, my roommate walked in on me when i was jerking off to internet porn on my laptop. it was awesome. whatever.
[Mar 4,2004 1:02am - litacore ""]
waxing Cojak? roughing up the suspect? saying hi to his little monster?
MWAH-HA-HA!
thanks, hoser! you just cheered me up a bit I needed that
[Mar 4,2004 1:10am - Abbath ""]
hahaahha fucking awesome story hoser, my dad walked in on me once... i didn't talk or look at him for a week
[Mar 4,2004 1:13am - Kalopsia ""]
oh man, reading this, in combination with listening to Steel at the same time is just too much man.
[Mar 4,2004 1:37am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
hahahaha im watching Steel too.
[Mar 4,2004 2:50pm - dreadkill@work ""]
that's a funny story jake. my sister walked in on me once, but i covered my twanger before she could see it. i'm sure the box of tissues resting on the bed next to me gave her a good idea of what i was doing.
[Mar 4,2004 2:51pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
that's just lovely. again, i'm glad i don't have a penis.
[Mar 4,2004 3:37pm - litacore ""]
heh-heh / heh-heh
he said twanger
[Mar 4,2004 4:03pm - aliciagrace ""]
I wish i had a penis, then peeing wouldnt be such a hassle
[Mar 4,2004 4:03pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""]
I love having a penis. I get to stick it into places that it doesn't belong, like gas tanks and cd-rom drives!
[Mar 4,2004 4:07pm - aliciagrace ""]
you, sir, are my hero
[Mar 4,2004 4:11pm - aliciagrace ""]
Nevermind, I lied. i would rather have chococat as my hero..too bad i hate that thing
[Mar 4,2004 4:45pm - dreadkill ""]
i saw a weird british kid's show from the 60's , full of crazy innnuendo. they kept saying twanger, so it got stuck in my head.
[Mar 4,2004 5:25pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""]
Wait, are you talking about that one with .. THIS ONE? ( http://potato.ipg.tsnz.net/movie/rainbow.mpg )
[Mar 4,2004 5:28pm - SmallBrownRatFuck ""]
HAHAH, I think that's the one. Playing with balls and twangers.
[Mar 4,2004 5:39pm - swamplorddvm ""]
SmallBrownRatFuck said:I love having a penis. I get to stick it into places that it doesn't belong, like gas tanks and cd-rom drives! But with a vagina you can stick things in that dont belong there. Like candles, guns, a broom stick or even my dick.
[Mar 4,2004 9:44pm - gorg ""]
nobody talks shit about chococat.
nobody.
[Mar 4,2004 11:15pm - aliciagrace ""]
hey, 87 lb armenian chicks can talk shit about anything...Especially chococat.
me and chococat are buddies anyways, i let'm bang my wife
[Mar 5,2004 10:08am - the_reverend ""]
you can buy 6-packs of armenian chicks on www.russianbride.com
I think I'm 1/8 armenian.
[Mar 5,2004 10:11am - SmallBrownRatFuck ""]
Shit, I want a 6 pack of armenian chicks. Hell, I'd do with just one...only if she can cook a mean borscht.