Injured without recollection unappreciation.[views:2132][posts:22]_____________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 2:27pm - sacreligion ""] Sometime between Saturday night and Sunday morning I dislocated my big toe. I've broken bones before but this is probably the most annoying thing i've ever experienced. And i didn't even really get hammered Saturday or take any diggers. Just woke up almost unable to walk. It really, really sucks. I'm expecting many "This one time I blacked out..." stories, and I'd actually be more at ease with it if it were the case, but I remember everything that happened and nothing explains it. Suckfest 2009. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 2:30pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SHOE ON HEAD |
| _________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:01pm - reimroc ""] that sucks dude |
| ______________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:20pm - Yeti ""] are you sure you dislocated it? did you have to pop it back in? i slept wrong on my left index finger last night and when i woke up the joint felt like it had razor blades in it. i doubt you dislocated it without knowing, even a minor injury to a toe hurts so unbelievably bad. but if you did, get it looked at or end up with a goof toe. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:45pm - xmikex ""] Cut it off or you're a pussy. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 3:50pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i have numerous blackout injuries from this weekend. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 4:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Thread title looks like it's dissing some generic-sounding hardcore band. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 4:14pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha that actually sounds lke a cool band name INJURED WITHOUT RECOLLECTION |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 5:06pm - sacreligion ""] i smell a sitcom! actually upon further recollection i remember there being some random mock wrestling match where i landed on a bed weird and my 5-foot-6 350 lb. friend landed on top of me. i can still move it which makes me think it might just have hyperextended that night and is swelling up a lot, or a small fracture in the joint. from what i understand they don't do much except either cast or boot it and let it heal. either way, my insurance ran up at the end of the year so i'm kinda boned. injured with recollection. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 5:19pm - sxealex ""] you probably kicked the wall in your sleep or something |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 5:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i'm guessing gabe had something to do with this |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 10:39pm - Conservationist ""] Better than waking up with a roofie hangover and then noticing that your ass is throbbing with the pain of overextension. ANAL RAPE F.T.W. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 26,2009 10:42pm - immortal13 ""] It's ok. I got trashed saturday night and confessed to some chick how much I wanna bang her, and she ended up banging my friend, who was just as trashed as I was. She was pretty hammered as well. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:49pm - sacreligion ""] suddenly i don't feel so bad... |
| _______________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:50pm - Yeti ""] FuckIsMySignature said:i'm guessing gabe had something to do with this there is only one person who is 5'6, 350lbs and looks like a fat bull dyke. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:54pm - sacreligion ""] correct. the toe feels a lot better today but now my knee is sore from hobbling on it weird. im figuring it will move up my whole body til it releases from my skull like a chakric discharge |
| _______________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:55pm - Yeti ""] you have to align your base chakra. you're a tree... |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Yeti said: FuckIsMySignature said:i'm guessing gabe had something to do with this there is only one person who is 5'6, 350lbs and looks like a fat bull dyke. oh haha i didnt see that part of the post. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:56pm - Yeti ""] you probably did something like i did to my thumb. wrenched it strangely and now it'll hurt for the next 6 months. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 12:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] sacreligion said:correct. the toe feels a lot better today but now my knee is sore from hobbling on it weird. im figuring it will move up my whole body til it releases from my skull like a chakric discharge use a cane so you can keep weight of it. icing is also a good idea |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 1:01pm - sacreligion ""] been use crutches if i leave the house. and icing is always a good idea. [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 1:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] You should probably do a barrel roll, just to be safe. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 1:20pm - sacreligion ""] i need either a trampoline, pool, or foam pit. |